Reliance Fresh: Idi Chaala Fresh Guru

Kastaalu anevi naa laanti humans ke vastaayi ani ee madhyane know ayyindi naaku. Last two months, naa hobbies enti ante hospitals chuttu round roundgaa tiragatam, doctor aa scan teesukoni raaa, ee scan teesukoni raa ante teesukoni vellatam, normal anagaane next medical departmentki nannu outsource chesevallu.

But junior doctors many mandi naaku thanks toladaaru cos they got a very good demo piece to carry on their tests anesi. As if this is not enough, my gmail account along with my orkut account and pandaga bonus kinda naa blogspot account id evaru hack chesaaru.

I went before the mirror and aatma gaaru as usual came and oosified on my moham and told “enti nee life.com…thu nee batuku” anesi.

Sarle, Kaneesam computerlo emainaa chesukuntaam anukunte Monitor lo konni problems and UPS koncham Over action cheyyatam start chesindi. Keyboard ki jalubu and Mouse ki Fever vachindi…

I went before the mirror and malli aatma gaaru as usual came and oosified on my moham and told “enti nee life.com…thu nee batuku” anesi.

Ayyo…Naa story vintunte meeku kooda cry.org stop avvatam ledaaa….floods laa vastundaa?

Anthe mari… story alaantidi…

Sare, inni difficulties.co.in madhyalo one evening I thought I will go to reliance fresh and get some pineapples to eat ani.

Nenu: “ Nanna…Reliance Fresh varaku Freshgaa velli Pineapples teesukoni vastaanu…”

Dad [Laskhmi Ganapati Films Telugulo Tandrigaaru]: “Hey akkada not good anta raa…ikkade rytu bazaar ki velli teesukoni raa…”

Nenu: “you silly…manam inkaa rytu bazaarkenti..stylegaa fresh ke veltaanu…computerized billing and akkada unna 3 mins lo A/c lo untaa....ikkada nunche no bag taking…valle cover istaaru….stylegaa carry chesukoni vastaa….you know…”

Dad: “ Nee istham raa…chebithe no listening kadaa…ade maa rojullo ayithenaa…”

Nenu: “vaddayyov…naaku chaala works unnayi…nenu gotunna…”

Ilaa tellesi I started walking to reliance fresh.

Reliance fresh reach ayyanu and ventane securityni choosi oka smile smilaanu and went inside.Vellagaane, edo teleeni freshness…Market ki deeniki entha difference ani mouth wide open.Straightgaa velli right turn kottagaane, all kinds of fruits unnayi. Pineapple kosam search chesaanu. Google unte findlo kottevaani…Ledu kabatti alaa naa two eyestho search chesi finally found pineapples.Yellow color bulbs undatam valla pineapples anni smile please annatu glowing glowing. Reliance kadaa…Freshgaa unnayi ani nenu naa mind.net lo thinki two pineapples teesukoni bill counter daggariki vellanu…

Vellagaane, ammov crowd chaala ekkuvagaa undi…I thought edo offer istunnaru which they wont give in rythu bazaar. Sare, there were around 13 people and naa token no: 14.

So wait chestoo unnanu. Wait chestoone unnanu.

Alaa 1 hr and 20 mins taruvaatha naa turn vachindi. Sare, pineapple bill vesukone timelo

The Fresh Guy [Reliance Staff]: “Sir ….Membership undaa?”

Nenu: “ Memebershipaa….adi kooda undaa reliancelo?”

The Fresh Guy [Reliance Staff]: “Sir…undi sir…freegaa teesukovachu…akkada oka athanu specialgaa deeni kosame recruit chesukunnamu…go to him and fill the details and you can avail discount”…

Pichi rakesh….Entha discount istaado kooda askakundaa I directly went to that guy and filled the form and got the card.

Malli bill counter daggariki vachesariki naa token number is 8.

Wait Chesaanu…Wait chestoo unnanu. Wait Chestoone unnanu until my turn came.

Sare Pineapples teesi counterlo pettesariki

The Fresh Guy [Reliance Staff]: “Sir …Printer is not working sir…Pakka queueloki velli stand avvandi…”

Ikkada naaku mandings and eyes red redgaa maarings…doing emi ledu and I cant go to rythu bazaar cos ego problem…

So, oka pichi smile smilukuntoo went and stood in the next counter where my token number is 12.

Wait Chesaanu…Wait chestoo unnanu. Wait Chestoone unnanu until my turn came.

Sare Pineapples teesi counterlo pettesariki

The Fresh Guy2 [Reliance Staff]: “Sir…ippude naa computer restart ayyindi…It will take 15 minutes…meeru wait chestaaraa…time passki radio mirchi vinandi…”

Naaku ollantha mandings. Sare, pakka counterlo printer working ani telisi ventane dookified in to the counter.

Naade token no: 1. Kevvus and kekas anukuntoo I pettified the pine apple onto the counter and also flagged my membership card.

The Fresh Guy [Reliance Staff]: “Sir …total bill 36 rupees. And meeku membership card undi kabatti 1% discount anagaa 36 paise complete discount meeku istunnamu…this discount is specially for membership card holders…”

Nenu in my mind: enti intha sepu more than 2 hours waste chesindi 36 paise bumper offer discount kosamaa ani thinkutoo doing emi leka I paid the bill and was about to take the pineapples.

The Fresh Guy [Reliance Staff]: “Sir..1 minute…cover lo petti istaanu…thank you sir…visit again”.

Naaku ollu mandings and mind blockings appatike time late ayinanduku and after collecting the covers reached home.

To my horror, akkada evaro neighbours.com vachi unnaru and all of them were eating pineapple.

Manam ippude kadaa techindi. How is this possible ani thinkaanu..

Dad: “ Rey nuvvu vellagaane ikkada oka bandi vaadu vachaadu. Each pine apple 3 rupees ani sale chesaadu… So oka five konnanu raa…nee mobile ki call chesthe switched off unnidi”

I checked my mobile and understood its switched off…

Enduku switch off chesaana ani thinkaanu…while going to reliance fresh, freshgaa undataaniki madhyalo disturbance endukule ani I only stoppified my mobile.

Malli, thu naa batuku anukuntoo switch on chesukunna Mobile…

Keek…Keek…Keek…Keek.. ani mogified…I understood I got a message.

I started reading the message which was like this…

“…Thank you for shopping at Reliance Fresh. Hope you had a great experience. Keep watching for More offers…”

Moral Of the Story: “Fresh Fresh ani OA chesthe Tuss Tuss ayipothundi”