My Take on 1 Nenokkadine Movie

My take on 1 movie

Time: Morning 10: 30AM

Location: Talkie Town, Miyapur

Naa friends and nenu 11:00 clock morning showki wait chestoo unnamu

Kumar : “Ee Cinemalo Mahesh babu Rockstar and ontari” ani edo chebutundagaa

Nenu: “ aapeyi…naaku story artham ayipoyyindi….Hero ontarigaa ye background lekundaa untaadu…..athaniki rock star avvali ane korika untundi….heroine athanilo talent gurthinchi help chesi rockstargaa oka concert ivvagaane the end padipothundi…anthegaa….naaku story telisi poyyindi annanu…”

Inthalo inko friend surya: “ ledu, ee cinemalo hero ayithe ontari…kakapothe kontha shooting UKlo kooda jaripaaru….”

Malli Nenu: “Aapeyi…Story foreignlo ante…Inkemundi….Hero valla nanna oka rockstar….hero valla tatha Hindustani classical ante istham….andukani valla nanni hero valla tathagaaru tarimestaaru…aayana UK lo programs istoo undevaadu…Oka accidentlo aayana chanipotoo hero ki neeku oka tathagaaru indialo unnaru…aayana mundu nee program isthe choodaali anedi naa korika antaaru…hero indiaki vachi tathagaariki hero valla family meeda unna bad opinionni maarustoo tanu rock star ane vishayaanni cheppakundaa daachipedataadu…climaxlo telisipothundi….koncham emotional dialogs taruvaatha andaru kalisipotaaru…inthe kadaa story annanu…”

Surya: “ Bahusaa ayyi undochu” ani agree chesinattu thalanu ato itu oopaadu…

Anthalo Kumar: “ mari first songlo Who are you Who are you ani enduku arichi untaaru..”

Nenu: “ Oh adaa, Heroine first time Heroni meet chesinappudu who are you ani adigi untundi….Enduku alaa adigindi ane kopamtho Hero Who are you Who are you ani paadi undaatu….adi choosi heroine kooda I love you too anesariki next rock concert lo you are my love ane song paadesi untaaru hero. So who are you titles pade timeki vasthundi and you are my love end appudu vasthundi….madhyalo emi jarigindi ee love storylo anede movie” ani tadumukokundaa cheppesaanu.

Intha telivi thethalu naaku elaa vachindaa anukunna chaduvutunna meeku naa flashback cheppalsinde….meere vinaalsinde….

Chinnappudu nenu puttina timelo naa mundu evening 8:15 ki oka pusthakam, oka bangaaru chain and inkaa evo konni items petti edo okati pattukommani chepparu….nenu edi pattukokundaa edurugaa unna tv vaipu choostoo unnanu….Endukante aa timelo Chitralahari vachedi….last 10 minutes lo kotha paatalu kooda vestaaru….”

After 8:30 nenu velli pusthakam pattukunnanu…..

So, oka rakamgaa choosthe appatinunche bahusaa naaku chaduvu, cinema rendu oka 2 eyes ayipoyyindi anukuntaa…..inkaa cheppalante kotha cinema release ayithe books kooda pakkana petti, college bunk kotti vellevaani…Intlo vallu koppadithe chinnappudu first priority chitralahariki, taruvaatha pusthakaaniki ichaanu. So, tappu naadi kaadu, naa jaathakam alaa edchindi ani cheppukune vanni kaani telugu cinemani maatram choodatam maanesevaani kaadu…

Friendstho “Hey, Ivvala Last exam, ye cinemaki veltaam”

Nannatho “Repu Cinemaki teesukeltaanu ante ee roju examki chaduvutaa”

Naalo Nenu : “ Amma Work pressure perigipothundi, Edo oka cinemaki velli relax avvalsinde….”

Ilaa occasion edainaa, situation edainaa, avathala vallu evarainaa cinema gurinchi anukoni roju, cinema ki vellani vaaram lene ledu….

But, ee entire processlo, naaku teliyakundaa nenu oka cinema ante ilaa undaali ani define chesesukunnanu

Oka cinema ni averegagaa oka 2 hours 20 minitues divided into 20 minutes chesukuntee 7 bhaagaalu avuthundi…aa bhaagaalu elaa undaalo kooda nene define chesesukunnanu

1^st 20 minutes : Hero Introduction, ee anayam nunchi kaapaadevaalu leraa ani oka musalaavidaa edupu, hero introduction songlo steps baaga vese heavy beat song, andulone fanski message

2^nd 20 minutes : Heroine and Hero chilipigaa kottukovaali, Hero manchi tanam gurinchi heroineki telisipovaali, I Love you cheppali, oka fast beat melody song preferably in Europe with dance.

3^rd 20 Minutes: Heroine ni villain ethuku povaali, hero vachi kaapadaali, enduku alla cheppa pettakundaa ekkadiki velli poyyavu ani heroine adigi oka chempa debba, ventane song taruvaatha villianki oka breatheless dialog with strategy and interval bang.

4^th 20 Minutes : Hero interval banglo cheppina dialoglo oka chinna maatanu pattukoni heroine adagatam, daaniki hero flash back cheppatam, andulo oka anuraagam over flow aye oka joint family heroki undatam, vallakantoo oka song and song ayyesariki andaru chanipovatam hero tappa.

5^th 20 minutes : Hero thana lakshyam kosam over night and over time work cheyyatam, heroine vachi nannu marchipoyyavaa raa pandu anagaane oka melody song

6^th 20 minutes : “Villian ni champe daaniki hero oka club ki velltam, akkada item song jarugutoo unna timelo hero velli oka 2 steps vesi tanaku kaavalsina informationtho villain ni finish cheyytam…”

Ee entire process ki + 20 minutes comedy add chesthe cinema commercial success anipinchukovatam….

Ee foundation meedane gatha 30 yearsgaa perigaanu. So, Cinemaki vellagaane induko ye okka 20 minutes disturb ayinaa kooda irritate avvatam, compasstho kallanu poduchukovatam laantivi chesukunevaani.

So, telugu film directors, producers, heroes and heroines kooda paina cheppina 7 buffet items ne vadhinchamani oka prekshakudigaa pressure pettevaadini anukuntaa….paina cheppina 7 buffet items serve chestoo andulo migilina oka 3 minutes and 14 secondslone mee creativity choopinchandi ani Tollywood Film industryni Challenge chesevaani.

Inka 11:00 Clock ayye sariki cinemalo koorchunna….First gowtham ni choosi decide ayipoyyanu. Routinegaa flashback episode, induko kotha ledu director sukumar mana 7 point formulane follow avthunnadu ane. Next Mahesh babu introduction song choodagaane sukku is a good boy ani gattigaa fix ayyanu. Aa song finish ayinaa taruvaatha nunchi naa 30 years foundationki beetalu padatam start ayyindi.

Appati varaku, nenu next emi jaruguthundo cheppese vaani. Naa friends surya and kumar emo ippudu cheppu next emi jaruguthundo ani adagatam start chesaaru. Naakemo next emi jaruguthundo naake artham kaavatam ledu vellaki chebutaamu ante. Naaku teliyadu ani cheppalante EGO addam vastoo undi. Paigaa, Oka pakka tension edi nijam edi abhaddam ani teliyaka screen vaipe choostoo intervallo adagandi 2^nd half story cheppestaa anesi oka 1 hour varaku naa EGO ki koncham time konukkunna friends daggara nuchi.

Intervallo naaku inkaa pedda challenge vachi padindi,

Kumar emo 2^nd half emi jaruguthundo cheppu annadu.

Surya emo 1^st Half emo jarigindi kaneesam adaina cheppu anesariki nenu speechless.

AAP delhi lo seats geluchukunnattu naake artham kaaledu….okkati maatram artham ayyindi, Nenu build chesukunna naa foundation kaastha kooli pothundi ani.

Inka second half choosina taruvaatha artham ayyindi naa foundation khooli poyyi oka 3 hours ayipoyyindi anesi.

Director Sukumar ilaa enduku chesaaru naaku anipinchindi. Ponee nenu nammukunna Mahesh babu kooda naaku enduku hand ichaaru? Veellu sare, 14 reels entertainment vallu nannu ante chinnapati nunchi tollywood moviestho perigina naaku intha anyayam chesinaa vallaki enduku funding chesaaru ane kopam vachesindi.

Nenu Cheppina 7 point formula prakaaram first 20 minuteslo Mahesh babu police stationki vellina timelo oka comedy scene with ali or taagubothu Rameshtho ledu, next 20 miuteslo airportlo goa ki velle timelo flightlo brahmanandamtho comedy scene ledu. Goa lo villain pakkana raghubabu or Krishna baghavam tho villain meede punch vese side characters levu. Sare first halflo sukumar tanaku nachinattu chesaadule anukunte second halflo Vellu UK Airportlo digine ventane ayinaa brahmanandam or vennela kishoretho comedy ledu, atleast storage bank employeegaa ayinaa M.S Narayana vachi comedy chestaaru anukunte adi ledu, aakhariki Mahesh babu parentsgaa prakash raj and jayasudha enduku raaledu…deenini theevramgaa kandhinchaali ani fix ayipoyyanu.

Naa tollywood cinemaalu naa 7 point formula kaadani vere try chesaara? Hollywood standards unde cinema ante maatram Hollywood style narrationtho cinema teesesthaara? Idemi anayam saami….Tamil and hindi vallaki ante nenu telugulo cheppina 7 point formula artham kaadu kabatti differentgaa teestaaru…naaku choice ledu kabatti avi choostaanu…telugu vallu andulo sukumar and Mahesh babu kooda ilaa chesthe nenu evaritho cheppukonu….how can they do this to me?

Ilaa alochistoo pothe, aapadbhandhavudu tho megastar, jhonnytho pavam kalyan, oosaravelli tho junior ntr, orange tho ram charan, gaganam tho nagarjuna ilaa chaala herolu Tollywoodlo konni maarpulu teesukostaamani try chesthe nenu emi chesaanu? Anni movies ni oka saari choosi FLOP talk ichaanu and finalgaa FLOP chesi naa 7point formula ne andari follow avvamani cheppanu.

Inkaa analyse chesthe maarpu Industrylo kaadu naalone maarpu raavali. Nene different movies ni encourage chesthe naa directors, producers and heroes are more than ready to come up with wonders anipisthundi. Vallaki nenu ichindi 3 minutes and 14 seconds to show their creativity after defining the with my 7 point formula. Aa koddi timelo last 20-25 years gaa nettukuntoo kooda successfulgaa chestunnaru anipisthundi. Alaa choosthe mana vallu chaala far ahead in terms of showing their creativity anipisthundi.

So, alaa vachina ee 1 cinemani nenu vadulukovaalani ledu.

Averagee ippudu oka 20 days movie adutundani anukunte, averagegaa 70 rupees ticket vesukunte

Nenu oka 20 days X 70 = 1400 rupees invest chesi oka 20 times choosesthaanu.

Naaku nachina, Nannu penchina telugu cinemaalaku naa side nunchi 1400 kooda invest chesugalanu anipinsthundi cos telugu cinemas are not just part of life but it’s a way of living for me.

Producers, heroes and directors ki manavi.

1)      Meeru Different cinemas maatrame teeyandi. Enduku Choodamu, Alaavaatu chesukuntaam. Exposing scenes vasthe vallu teesaaru kabatti choostunnamu annatte different cinemas vallu teestunnaru kabatte choostunnamu antaamu.

2)      Andaru herolu next year oke saari different genre cinemas start cheyyandi. Maaku kooda choice ivvaddu. Ave choostaam

3)      Mee freedomki maa 7 point formula ne addu vasthundi….Vaatini ee sankranthi bhogilo padestaam.

Last but not the least, Thanks to the entire team of 1 for making a different genre movie. Atleast we have few movies now to show our friends coming from different states that even in telugu we have some movies which are out of box.

I promise Tollywood industry that I am changing.

Signing off…ROCKesh

Chinna Tappuke ilaa untundaa Nanna nee reaction...

“Endukilaa naa karma kaalipoyyindi” ane song volume 73.82lo vastoo undi.

Tellarutoone M.S. Subbalakshmi paatatho start ayye maa intlo routineki bhinnamgaa ee paata raavatamthone nenu edo kala katunna anukoni malli nidra povatam start chesaa.

Inthalo ee paatanu vini meeru baaga enjoy chesaaru anukuntaa antoo anchor next amalapuramlo unna chinnu ki peddamma, pedannanna, akka, anna, chelli, chelli friend valla thalli, thalli tammudu valla koduku, koduku anna valla peddamma, peddamma valla peddamma, aa pedamma valla edurintlo unna tataiah valla koduku janmadina subhaakankhalu chebutunnaru.

Janma dinam sandarbhamgaa meeko special song chinnu…choosi enjoy cheyyandi ani desamudurulo song “ Chasthe ye godava ledu…Chasthe ye…” ani song raavatam vinagaane confirm chesukunna. Idi kalakaadu, nijame anesi…

Duppatini left handtho thanni right leg kinda petti hallloki velli “Hai daddy…good morning” ani chebutaamani vellanu. Nanna halllo leru.

Eenaadu Paper Saakshigaa DC paper chadive nanna halllo lekapovatam vintagaa anipinchi googlelo ee kinda string ichi search chesaa :
“Wanted free downloadable Dad file type: *.anuraagam, *.atm”

Okka linkni return chesi “ Dad in Room” ani response vachindi.

Sare anesi, roomloki velli choosthe nanna bagawad geetha vintoo kanipinchaaru “ Puttinavaadu gittaka maanadu” ani vastoo undi.

“Hello Nanna” ani annanu.

Anagaane, naa side swine flu virustho ippude samshabadlo digina international citizenni choosinattu, buslo fullgaa unnappudu frontlo unna musalaavidanu tosee mare senior citizen seatlo koorchunna college student choosinattu choosi “chi…chi” antoo vellipoyyadu…

Enti nanna ilaa differentgaa unnadu anukuntoo ponile amma daggariki velli matter kanukuntaam ani anukoni vanta room side ki legs tippi vellatam start chesaa.

Amma vanta roomlo ledu gaani edurinti Saroja aunty gonthu vinipinchindi. “Meeru intha gaarabamgaa penchi mee vaadini pedda chesthe athanu ilaa chesaadenti? Ayinaa, pempakamlo alaantidi. Ippudu enni anukuntem what profit?” anatam vini aa directionlo vellanu.

Nenu raavatam gamaninchina Saroja aunty ventane “ Raa abbaya….nee gurinche chubutunna…baabu bangaaram” ani cheppindi.

Naakemo Sai Kumar cheppe kanipinchani aa naalago simhamla tayarayyi ammani matter adagaalanipinchi amma vaipuku tirigaanu.

Ammemo kallalonchi vastunna kanneruni aapukuni naa vaipu tirigi “Endukuraa antha maata annavu? Nanna ninnu baagaane penchaaru kadaa. Eppudu emi adiginaa kaadaledu kadaa…ippudu enduku raa aa maata ani kasthapedutunnavu?”

Nenemo “emi annanu? Emaa maata? Cheppu…” ani gattigaa adigaanu.

Amma edo cheppe timelo suddengaa TV lonchi “Amma ledu Nanna Ledu Chelli ledu Akka Ledu Ek niranjan” ani edo 60 years sasthi poorthiki oka couple special song vesaaru.

Ide chance teesukoni Pankajam aunty “ Idigomma…ee paatalu vine ee pillalu ilaa istham vachinattu maatlaadutunnaru? Ayinaa, maa inta vanta penta ilaanti maatalu maatlaadaramma…uhhh..uhhoo” ani mukku + mukku pudaka vidulinchukoni vellindi…

Sruthilo Apasruthi dorlindi anukoni nenu emi annanu anukuntoo colonylo alaa walk chesi oka quarter maaza raw taagi vachi matterni close chestaamani anukunna…

Colonyloki vellagaane Nenu chinnaraayudulo venkateshlaa feel ayyetattu chesaaru maa colony vallu…Nenu alaa naduchukuntoo veltunte evariki vaaru Door talupu naa mokhana veyyatam start chesaaru…backgroundlo nindu aakasamantha manassu unna raaju vayya ani edo song play avutunnattu anipinchindi…

Sare ani munduku velli oka chinna papa chaduvukuntoo unte aa papa daggariki velli oka hajmola peppermint istaamanukunna timelo suddengaa valla amma vachi “Chi…Chey thi…maa Papaki nee buddhulu vachi neela maatlaaduthundi malli…assalu kadupuki annam tintunnavaa lekha mee officelo cafeteria food tintunnava…aa maata elaa anagaligaavu… ikkada nunchi velli po…” ani arichindi…

Malli silentgaa unna aa atmospherelo ekkadanuncho nindu aakasamantha manassu unna raajuvayya ani song play ayyindi…

Alaa munduku veltunna naaku naa mobile ring avvatam choosaanu…aa mobile vaipu choodagaane naa kallalo merupulu, veepu meeda kurupulu lechaayi. Endukante adi naa girl friend phone…kaneesam eematho ayinaa naa badha chebutaamani anukunna…

Girl friend phonelo: “Endukaa maata annavu? Ane mundu front and back alochinchavaa? Nanna gurinchi telusu kadaa…entha sensitive manishi thanu…alaantidi assalu aa maata elaa anagaligaavu? Chi…Chi…I am sick of you” ani nenu ye maata ani adige lopala phone pettesindi…

Malli silentgaa unna aa atmospherelo ekkadanuncho nindu aakasamantha manassu unna raajuvayya ani song play ayyindi…

Inka Directgaa maa nannathone adugutaam emi annanu ani nanna daggariki velli “Nanna…Nenu emi annanu antha peddagaa? Meeru maatladakundaa, Arealo andaru talupulu vesukoni, amma litres litres edupulu release chesi, gf emo aligi koorchundi…antha tappu maata nenemi annanu?”

Nanna “Intha jarigithe emi teleenattu emi ananattu endukuraa amayakamgaa natistaavu” ani kopamgaa naa paiki cheyyi ethi okka second pauselo pettaru…

Inthalo TVlo anchor “untouchability is inhuman… untouchability is inhuman…antaaranitanam amaanusham” annadu

Adi vinna nanna Pauselo unna chethini teesi naa bugga meeda moodusaarlu land chesaaru…

Alaa Land Chesina Cheyyi choosi maa venakinti uncle gireesam okkati….rendu…moodu ani magadheera titles appudu srihari voicelo arustoo kanpinchaadu…ee counting vinna nenu kompadeesi vanda ayyedaaka maa nanna nannu kodataademo anukoni aapandroooooooov kalabhairava and co ani arichaanu…

Ilaa arichina nannu choosi Gireesam Uncle “Chi…chedaputtavu raa….ade maa koduku aa maata ani unte nariki suguna chicken centerlo kilo lekkana ammesi undevanni…asale Sunday roju business ekkuva”

Malli nenu confusion.co.in lo padi poyyanu. Antha anaaraani maata nenu emi annanu anesi…
Inthalo Colonylo edo SMS voting ani message vachindi…Emitaa Question ani chadivithe

Aa Maata anna Rakeshni Colonylo
a) Unchaali? And B) Kaali cheyinchaali and C) emo maakem telusu vankaai.

Mee samaadhaanam A ayithe CRA ani type chesi space ichi A ani type cheyyandi
Mee samaadhaanam B ayithe CRA ani type chesi space ichi B ani type cheyyandi
Mee samaadhaanam C ayithe CRA ani type chesi space ichi C ani type chesi 53537 ki pampinchandi.

Idi chadivina naaku lakshmi ganapathy films vaari kotha cinema Pichekina Pichaadulo title character poshinche actorlaa tayarayyanu.

Inthaki emi annanu? Nuvvu enduku alaa hurt ayyavu? Finalgaa edo okati cheppu ani naa luggage bag vanka choostoo annanu.

Daaniki Nanna ninna raatri neraalu ghoraalu choostunna timelo emannavo gurthuku techuko annadu.

Nenu mokaalini gokutoo “Aa gurthochindi…next year pongalki pedananna valla intiki velli idly tintaam annanu….adenaa? ani adigaanu.

Nanna “No man”.

Nenu malli mokaalini penciltho gokutoo “ Aaa gurthonchindi…ICICI education loan teesukoni illu kadataam annanu…adenaa?”

Nanna “Noooo man, neeku ide last chance ledante luggage sarduko”.

Nenu inkaa final chanceani decide ayyi alochinchatam start chesaa…

Ninna raatri jariginadanta gurthuku vachi ekkada apasruthi, apuroopa, apporva dorlindi ani alochistoo vasthe okka placelo stop ayyanu….

Yes, I got it, I got it ani arichi archemedislaa tayarayyi illanta tiragaalanipinchindi…anthalo edurintlo kukka aakaligaa undani telisi archemedislaa tirgige programni prastutam stop, don’t fast forwardlo pettukunna.

Inthaki emannanu ante
“Nanna…Repu Sunday kadaa…KOMPARAM PULI movie baagundata kadaa….Veltaama?”

Ee maataku nannu nanna, amma and colony vallu antha veli veyyalani plan chesaaru.

Okka sentence oka jeevithaane maarchesthundi anthe bahusaa ide anukuntaa…

So, youthki nenu ivvalanukunna message meeru mee commentslo pettandi…

Nenu Margadarsilo Cheraanu...Mari Meero?

First of all, Oka PEDDA sorry for all the visitors who kept visiting this blog for the last three months without any updates here…Work has taken …sorry ...reserved the front seat…anduvalla ee gap…

Gatha 3 monthslo nenu last monthki veltunna…

Sceneloki velthe, adi mindspace bhavanam, madhapur, hitech city, Hyderabad.

Andaru yadhavidhigaa medaku mangala sootram adenahe…ID card vesukoni officeki veltunnaru…

Alaane nenu office ki poyyanu…

Vellagaane, oka 20 mandi kalisi veltunnaru….udayanne team lunch entabba, sarle, ee time kadaa, MNClo emainaa team breakfast introduce chesaaremo anukoni daggariki vella…velthe naa friend surendra andarini lead chestoo mundu vastunnadu…

Aa sceneni choosthe Tagore cinemalo chiranjeevi, chatrapathilo prabhas, pokiri climax scenelo Mahesh babulaa unnadu Surendra…

Nenu: “Enti Surendra…Ekkadiki Veltunnaru?”

Surendra: “Velletappudu Ekkadiki ani adagakoodadu ane common sense kooda ledaa? Sarle, emi ledu, mana HR vallu pilichaaru…Managerki Surendra, Team members ki Suri, Kastallo unna vallaki Suranna, Naa ane vallaki Sureedu ayina nannu lead cheyyamanesariki ilaa mundundi margadarsilaa nadipistunna”

Nenu: “Sarle, naa timex watchlo time ayyindi…nenu login avutaa…” ani vachesaanu…
Taruvaatha, naaku oka 15 minutes lo phone call from HR department…

HR executive: “ Hello Sir…mee friend Suranna, Samara Surendra reddylaa tayaarayyadu sir…ikkada aparichitudu movielo vikramlaaga viruchukupadutunnadu…HR teamlo evaru dorikithe valla chevulu koriki, kallalo compasstho podichestunnadu…koncham vachi help chesi eeyanni control cheyyandi…”

Nenu: “Ventane vachestaa…” ani start ayyanu

HR room daggariki vellesariki ‘BEWARE OF SAMARA SURENDRA REDDY’ ane board tagilinchi undi…

Mellagaa, Oka chethilo doma tera pattukoni, inko chethilo kerchief pattukoni vellanu…lopala choosthe Surendra kottagaa cherina HR executive chevulu koriki “Nee kammalu goldenaa…ayinaa naakenti..randiraa…entha mandaina sare…any time any place” ani arustoo kanipistunnadu…

Nenu mellagaa venuka nunchi velli kerchief vesi pattukoni eedchukoni bayatiki teesukoni vachaanu

Anthalo oka 5-6 members vachi mathu injection vesi surannanu pandabettaru…
Taruvaatha, nenu Surannanu valla intiki teesukoni vellanu…sare oka 1 hour taruvaatha lechaadu…lechi mellagaa TV on chesaadu…

On Cheyyagaane edo oka channello “The world is yet to come to terms with recession” ani antoo oka anchor kanipinchindi…

Ventane, Surendraku naram daarunamgaa erupekki TV monitor meeda ekki anchor chevulu korakaboyyadu….

Appudu artham ayyindi “ Surendra ni maa company vallu lay-off chesaaru” anesi…

Sarle, koddisepu ayina taruvaatha poonakam vadilinchukoni Surendra ilaa start chesaadu…

“Ee month ending varaku salary istaa annadu…taruvaatha nunchi ICIC Home loanski, HDFC credit cards, inti rentki, bandi EMI ki pay cheyyalante kaneesam 28, 673 rupees and 43 paise avasaram…elaa sardaali…elaa sampaadinchaali”

Nenu: “ Simple mams..Naukri lo nee resume upload cheyyi…call kosam wait cheyyi…”

Surendra: “ Vaddule raa..maa nannagaaru chepparu…Eenadulo employement newslo chadivi vaatiki apply chesukuntaanu…maa nannaki kooda aa rojullo alaage job vachindanta…”

Alaa surendra Bru coffee vijaya milklo kapupukoni taagutoo paper chadavatam start chesaadu…inthalo eenadu pelli pandiri page vachindi…

Ventane Surendra: “naaku okka chance ivvu…battalanni ippesukuntaa” annadu…

Naaku artham kaaledu

Surendra: “Eureka” ani arichi kothagaa Central lo konna Van huesen chokkanu chinchesukunnadu

Nenu: “Oh neeko Idea vachindaa? Adi cheppochu kadaa…ee chinchukovataalu, ivvandi enduku?”

Surendra ventane vanta roomki velli screw driver teesukoni vachi chokka kuttukuntoo ilaa cheppadu: “Mama…elaago ee month end varaku raavochu officeki…medalo mangala sootram kooda undi…(Company ID card…first paragraph miss ayinaa readers ki pratyekam)…so, ee time lopala evaro oka job chese ammayini chesesukunte atleast aame salarytho iddaram batikeyya vachu kadaa…”

Idea ki Ok chebithe ekkada malli trouser kooda chimpesukuntaado anesi nenu: “Nuvvu chestunnadi rightaa?” ani adigaanu.

Suranna: “ Okkasaari nenu COMMIT ayithe…UNDO cheyyalenu…naalo unna manishi bayataku vastaadu…” antoo faction cinema dialogni SQL terminologylo use chesaadu…

Scene Cut chesthe,

Nenu: “kkkkkkkkkkkevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv…..ammov vaddu….nannemi cheyyodu…naa medalo anjaneya swamy danda kooda undi…sree anjaneyam, prasannanjaneyam…” ani antunnanu…

Inthalo oka chiru navvu navvutoo Surendra: “Bayapaddavaa…emi ledu…pelli choopulaki andamgaa undaalani mokhaaniki creams poosaanu….” Ani annadu…

Alaa, aa roju nundi mobile beauty parlor maintain chestoo shanumkha rao marriage links velli tana photoni ichaadu…

Marriage links athanu: “Sir…negative ichinattu unnaru…normal photos ivvandi” anesariki Surendra athani chevvu vaipu choosaadu…

Nenu aapi “ Sir…maa vaadi asalu color and asalu photo ide” annanu…

Marriage links athanu: “Sir…mee requirements enti?”

Suranna: “Ammayi baaga chadivi first classlo pass ayyi undi…”

Marriage links athanu: “Sir…ante meeku maree 6 years papa kaavala sir…”

Malli Suranna athani ear vaipu choosadu…

Nenu Malli surannani kerchieftho katti marriage links athanitho “ Sir…motham athanu cheppedi vinandi”

Suranna: “ Ammayi baga chadivi first classlo pass ayyi ye WIPRO lono, TCS lono, INFOSYS lono campus placement ayyi work chestoo unte chaalu…naaku paisa katnam vaddu….next Sunday meeru maha marriage mela conduct chestunnaru kadaa…akkadiki vastaanu”

Next week vachindi,

Mana Suranna vallantha municipality vallu domala mandu kottinattu axe deodorant kottukoni, facial cheyinchukoni Maha Marriage Melaki velladu…

Akkada athanu vellagaane andaru maskulu vesukoni unnaru…

Suranna marriage links athanitho : “ Sir enti Swine flu kosam inni jagrarthalaa?” ani adigaadu

Marriage links athanu: “ Ledu sir…ikkada evado vedhava deodorant kottukoni vachinattu unnadu…aa kampu bharincha lekha andaru maskulu darinchaaru…”

Suranna malli athani chevi vaipu choodatam start chesaadu…

Nenu malli laagi aa melalo vachina ammayila vaipuku teesukoni vellanu…

Akkada mana suranna requirements ki sariponi vallani antha reject chesi final oka iddaru ammayila daggariki vachaamu…

First ammayi daggariki velli suranna: “ Nenu software engineergaa working sestunna…meeru ee month ending lopala nannu marriage sesukuntaaraa?”

First ammayi: “Chi..pondi…naaku next year pelli chesukovataaniki maa intlo vallu practice chesukommani pampinchaaru…pelli choopullo elaa undaalo avanni nerchukovachu anesi ikkadiki vastunna….”

Second ammayi daggariki vachi suranna same question repeat chesaadu…

Second ammayi: “ Meeru software…nenu software..so, naaku alaa wait cheyyatam meeda pedda nammakam ledu…so, meeru next month antunnaru….nenu next week antunna…pelli chesesukuntaam”…

Ee maataku maa Suranna kangana raunutni tinnadu adele Khangu tinnadu….

Ventane tana manasulo Sri rasthu Subhamasthu ani paatalu paadukoni pelli date fix chesukunnadu…

29th September ’09.

Ventane ammayi prasunamba from TCS kooda OK anesindi…

Pelli roju prasunamba vachi Surannatho “Meeko sangathi cheppali” anesairki Suranna “ No jnans not now…am busy you know” ani tappinchuku tirugutunnadu…

Inthalo pellilo evaro aoftware vallu Recession ane word use chesaaru…

Ventane sangeethamlo apasruthi dorlithe oogipoyye sankarabharam somayaajulu laaga mana Suranna “ Evaru? Evaradi? Ikkada recession ane padam use chesaaru…chebithe valla chevulu korikestaa” anesariki andaru silentgaa ayipoyyaru…

Aa timelo mana prasunamba vachi “ Sureedu…neeko vishayam” anesariki Sureedu maatladavante nee chevvu koriksestaa annatto choosadu…

Ventane pantulu gaaru mantraalu chadivi netti meeda naalagu biyyam ginjalu challi “Seegrameyaa Pilla papalu praptirastu” ani cheppi tana chevulu moosukoni vellipoyyadu…

stage paina suranna deodorant vaasana barichalekha masks vesukunna vallu kooda vaari vaari oorlaki vellipoyyaru…

Inka prasunamba Surannatho meeko vishayam cheppali anesariki Suranna kooda tana job poyyindi ane vishayam cheppali anukunnadu…

But ladies first kabatti Prasunambake chance ichaaadu

Prasunamba: “Em ledu…adi…adi…Recession kadaa…”

Ee maata vinesariki malli mana SAMARA SURENDRA REDDY avataaram pooni oogatam start chesaadu Suranna…

Suranna: “Aa Recession…ayithe?”

Prasunamba: “Recession anesi repe naaku last date annaru…nannu Lay off chesaaru…ee maata chebutaamani chaala try chestunna…”

Daaniki Suranna: “Same peach…nannu peekesaaru…sarle, repat nunchi nuvvu kooda sakshi paper konukko…iddaram kalisi employment opportunities column choosukuntoo apply chestaam….”

Taruvaatha Valla Nannaki Phone chesi Sureedu: “Nannoi…Naa Pellam kooda Margadarsilo Cherindi…tana kooda job pogottukundi…oka 100 rupees money order chesthe iddaram kalisi cinema choosi vastaam…”

Idi matter….Meeru evarainaa Margadarsilo Cheraaraa?

Swargamlo Kooda Recession effect

Adi 2009 Samvatsaram Endaakalamlo Unna June Nelalo
Samayam: Mitta Madhyanam 1: 45
Venue: Maa officeloni canteenlo
Canteenlo andaru bhojanam chestaamani vellamu...

Rahul canteen vallatho godava padutunnadu…
”aa shivagaadiki chicken biryanilo cockroach vesi ichaaru…maaku kooda Sodexho cardlo anthe geeki enduku cockroach veyyaledu”…

Inthalo surendra ayithe goda ekki dooka botunnadu ninna veyyaledu. Monna veyyaledu kaneesam ee roju kooda cockroach veyyaledu anesi…

Inko side choosthe canteen athanu lift meeda unna ballini teesi “sir choodandi mee kosam fruit platelo vesi istunna” anesariki surendra suddengaa Sikkim lottery consolation prize kinda 10 rupees gelichina athanilaa facelo health and glow vachindi…

Inko dotnet team valla team member birthday anesariki cafetarialoki cherukunnaru…colleague iche party anesariki evari kakruthi koddi vallu 2-3 fruit platelu tinesi “wish you happy birthday” ani cheppi claps kodutoo endipoyina roja puvvunu plastic coverlo petti gold wraper chutti "This is for you" ani istoo unnaru…

Ide timelo subba rao ane maa colleague ki HR nunchi call vachindi…

“Please rest room ki velli moham soaptho kadukkoni colleagues tata cheppi vasthe meetho oka china 15 mins discussion pettukuntaam” ani…

So, HR preethi pilichindi anesariki KPJ stonelaaga merisi poyina subba rao akkadiki vellagaane oka 5-6 kotha HR interns andaru vachi bouquet ichi, sir emi taagutaaru? Coffee, tea, cool drink anesi, inkonthamandi “Waaaavvvvvvv….What a Man” anesariki subba rao gallo telinattunde ane song manasulo vesukoni bayatiki maatram “What preethi…it seems you called me?” ani annadu…

Daaniki Preethi “ Due to redundancy, we are not lucky enough to get your valuable services and your warranty is expired…please sound horn” ani cheppi tata cheppindi…

Inthalo migatha interns andaru vachi Subba Rao ki “Congrats sir…mee valla maaku oka employeeni elaa terminate chestaaro practiclegaa telisindi…you are great sir…” ani pogidesaaru…

Oka HR intern thana chethini kattitho poduchukoni vachina bloodtho subba rao ki tilakam diddi “ meeru challagaa undaali sir…challagaa undaali” ani cheppi edustoo pakka room loki vellipoyyindi…

Inko HR intern oka tamalapaaku teesukoni vachi “if you are satisfied with our services, velle mundu please blow horn” ani edurugaa unna Indica Cabni choopinchi subba rao kallaki dandam pettindi…

Inthalo Finance team anil vachi “madam, motham ippati varaku world wide recession celebrities 9,99,999 and mana Subba rao tho kalipithe 10,00,000 avutaaru…next week shanbagh hotello sir ki sanmaanam chestaarantha 1 milliionth customer ayinanduku” ani cheppi “ congrats sir” ani subba rao ki cheppadu…

Subba rao Ki appudu artham ayyindi tanu kooda oka Recession badhitudu ani…

Anthe company nunchi bayataku vachesaadu…bayataku raagaane okate pidugulu, merupulu…subba rao veepu meedemo kurupulu…koddi sepu tank bund daggariki velli lord buddhani choosaadu…aa taruvaatha Tarnaka varaku nadichi velladu…akkada nunchi 7-in-all lo intiki veltaamani oka 1 hour wait chesaadu…kaani taruvatha artham ayyindi aa routelo 7-in-all undavu anesi…

Finally elaagoo intiki velli “Ye…naake ilaa…nenemi papam chesaanu…roadlo beggar kanipisthe kooda entho sinceregaa naa deggara dabbulu levu anni loans ke potaayi ani cheppi have a nice day antaanu kadaa…inka maa project manager ichina work enta easy ayinaa kooda naaku raadu ani cheppi pakka team vallatho cheyinchukoni valla confidence build chese naake endukilaa? Asalu devudu unnada? Unte naa meeda intha kasi enduku aayaniki?” Ani oka 100 questions from bagawadh gita copy chesukoni chadivi oka templeki velli ganta kotti oka 5-6 times camerani athani meeda pichi pichigaa tippina taruvaatha “ raa…digi raa …divi nunchi bhoomiki digiraa” ane paata paadutoo

The following stunts are performed by a professional and should not be practised at home annattu raka rakaalugaa poojalu, tapassu chesaadu…

Devudemo ithani paatalu vinte talanoppi ekkuvagaa vasthundani rendu chevulo cotton pettukoni duppati kappukoni padukunnadu…ayinaa kooda volume penchesariki inka valla kaadule …veedi paatalu vinte manam medical collegelo demo piece kinda migilipotaamemo anukoni ventane lungi teesi puli charmam dress vesukoni subba rao mundu visible mode loki vachaadu…

“Nayana…Emi Nee korika?” anagaane venuka nunchi “Dushhhhh” ani sound vachindi…

Ventane Mana Subba Rao “Naaku unna loans ento telusugaa….avi pogaa migiledi naa jeethamlo 1 rupee and 25 paise…mari nannu enduku aa preethi chethilo peekinchaavu? Ippudu naa loans sangathi em kaanu…naa sangathi em kaanu?”

Ee maata anagaane devudu okate vekki vekki edustoone unnadu…alaa 1 hour ayina taruvaatha kallu gattigaa tuduchukoni jebulo unna kerchief teesukoni koddigaa mineral water vesukoni wash chesukoni ilaa cheppadu subba rao tho…

“Babu…neeku kastaalu vasthe naaku cheppukuntunnavu…mari naa kastaalu evaritho cheppukonu…Monnane ee recession effect valla moodu grahallo maa operationsni shut down chesaaru… moodu kotla mandi staff enduku anesi chaala mandini layoff chesesaaru…monnatinunchi maa resource manager mr. narada daggara oka list undanta…aa listlo sani grahamlo operations annitini close cheyyalani plan chestunnaranta and layoff listlo naa peru kooda undani talk vachindi…

Inka, clients mimmalni choosthe mee issues annitki severity very high ani pettisastunnaru…mee problems solve chese time saripovatam ledu…inthalo maa project manager vachi enduku inta delay? Enduku solve cheyyatam ledu? Ani mammalni dobbestunnadu…

Ivanni oka ethu ayithe aa rambha, menaka, urvasi ee swargam pvt ltd companylo join ayyi already oka 1000 years ayyindi antha. Okka appraisal ledu, oka onsite opportunity to Chandra mandalam or narakam ledani aligi koorchunnaru…vallaki pakka grahamlo edo oka offer undanta…koncham 10% hike ichinaa kooda akkadiki vellipotaam antunnaru...prastutham market down ayyindi kabatti edo vallu noppulu unna kooda chinna chinna steps vesukuntoo unnaru.

Sarle, skills emainaa upgrade ayyi meeku vachina issuesni tvaragaa solve chestaam ante training ki manchi faculty leru…Patha skillstho work cheyyalante processing time ekkuva ayipothundi…Eppudu Maa global operations head Vishnu gaariki kopam vasthundo artham kaavatam ledu…

Poni, maa marketing team shivudu, vinayakudu vallu bhoomiki vachi manchi projects padataaremo anukunte valla fuel chargeslo 50% cut anesariki vallu bhoomiki vellatam maanesaaru…deenitho Brahma tana manufacturing companyki sambandhinchina konni plantsni close chesesaaru…Saraswathi devi tana staffki jeetham ivvalekha schools ani moosesindi…

Inka Indrudu office ki vastaademo anukunte aayana inti daggara monna doordarshan channel oka 1 hour choosadanta…appati nunchi sick leave oka 3 months teesukunnadu…so, ikkada decision making cheyyataaniki senior resources lekundaa poyyaru…

Deeniki todu, aa north india batch ayina raamudu, lakshman koddigaa lobbying chesukoni valla resources ayina seethani, anjaneyunni, bharathunni andarini projects veyinchaaru…
Inkaa, ilaa cheppukuntoo pothe ee recessionlo chaala tensiongaa undi…naa daggara dabbulu levu…maa wife valla puttintlo vallu ee roju evening vastunnaranta…chicken oka kilo teesukoni rammantundi...so, nenu naa manana maadipoyina masala tea taagutoo em cheyyalaa ani alochistunte nuvvu nee paatatho nannu ekamgaa Apollo hospitalslo swine flue vachina patientlaa join cheyinchetattu unnave…”

Deenitho Subba Rao “Swamy…mee kastaalu vinna taruvaatha …” ilaa antunte oka eddu vachi athani meedaku vachindi…

Subba Rao pakkaki tappukunnadu…

Aa eddu nerugaa velli Accenture building daggara unna road meeda peda vesindi….

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Maa cafeteria vaadu : “ Sir…ee roju weekend special …halwa ready” annadu….

Harish: “ enti halwa nallagaa undi….vaasana koduthundi…”

Sir emi ledu, indaaka autolo teche timelo accenture daggara kinda padindi annadu cafeteria owner…(ikkada edduki ee halwaki link ledani anukunte maatram meeku doordarshanlo grama darshini program choopinchaalsinde)

Harini – O Bus ekkist

Nenu: “Enti baabu …mare intha daarunam.com…Mainroad nunchi ikkadiki 20 rupeesaa?” ani aaskaanu auto driverni.

Auto Driver: “ Mee moham choosi I told that cheap. Inkevarainaa ayithenaa 30 rupees askevaani”.

Nenu: “ Edisaavule...Inkevaraina ayithe 10 rupees maatrame takings nuvvu…”

Auto Driver: “Nannu emainaa tellandi but meeru naa nijaayathini and commimentni anoddu…memu maa intlo hamam sabbu maatrame usings since last 20 years…”

Nenu: “Sarle…Neetho Naaku fighting.org endukule..Naa bus vachindi…nenu goings….”

Ilaa auto vaaditho tellings nenu bus standlo ki vellanu to get into my bus…Hyderabdki nellore nunchi bus annamaata…

So, reached my bus and buslo ekki I started searching for my seat…finally, window seat daggariki vellings but naa seatlo evaro sittings.

Nenu: “ Sir…Idi naa seat…koncham stand up ayyi mee seatki veltaaraa?”

Window seatlo sittings ayina sir : “ abbayyov…enti nee seat nee seat antaavu…memu kooda reservation ki try chesaamu…aa timelo ayipoyyindi. Anduke vere seat vachindi…ayinaa pedda nuvvu reserve chesukunnavani posaa…deenikante pedda pedda buslo memu travel.com chesaamu….monna maa abbayi americalo unnappudu kooda…”

Nenu: “ Sir…naaku assalu opika.com ledu…daya chesi nannu forgive me….velli mee seatlo meeru sittandi…” ani toldaanu…

Having said so, I finally sat in my seat and vechi choosings for some interesting personalities in the buses.

Finally, Oka girl along with her father came into the bus…Venki cinemalo sneha vachinattu, varsham movie lo trisha vachinaatu vachindi. Nenu kooda mindlo oka song vesukunna AMAV lo venkateshlaa emaindi ee vela ani…

Alaane aa ammayi comings comings comings…ilaa comings comings ayyi finally naa seat before sit ayyindi. Along with her, as usual, valla daddy vachaaru…

Nenu ikkada siggings and moggings and naaku nene “wah…lucky chance kottesaavu guru” ani thinkutoo elaa intro chesukovaali ani practice chesukuntunnanu.

Ammayi valla daddy : “ Amma harini…jaargrarthamma….asale ontarigaa prayanam chestunnavu. Cityki vellina taruvaatha phone cheyyi. Baaga chaduvuko. Time ki annam tinu…”

Malli naaku backgroundlo keyboard and flute vayinchinattu anipinchindi.

Ammayi peru harini ani telisindi. I love you o sravani ani venki song laaga nenu kooda oka song singukunnanu.

Taruvaatha I was tongi choosings whats happening ani.

Harini: “ Abba…enti nanna..nenemi china pillani kaadule…Nenu manage chesukuntaa…”

Harini’s Dad: “Edo lemma…mee pilla kunkalaku emi telusu…50 years industry ikkada…ayinaa maa maata mereppudu vintaarule…undu..nenu velli conductor.org ki cheppi vastaa…”

Having Said so, Harini’s dad velli conductortho talkings.

Ee timelo Hariniki tring tring ani mobile lo call vachindi.

Harini : “Hello…aaa…vimala…vey..mathslo second question important or trignometrylo page no : 3 lo unna 4th problem chaduvukonaa?”

Ee maaatalu vini I thought mana harini is a ranker. Eppudu chaduvu gurinchenaa ee pilla talk chesedi. Must be an intelligent girl ani naalo nenu thinkaanu.

Harini’s Dad came along and told her “ eppudu studies.com ye naa…koncham relax avvamma…nee pakka seatlo ongole lo oka ammayi ekkings anta..jaagrarthamma…ontarigaa goings…”

Inthalo Paam...Paam ani sound vachindi…

I understood driver has ekkified the bus and moging the horn.

Ekkadinuncho busloki passengers andaru vachi sittified in their respective seats and bus U-turn teesukune timelo rountinegaa evaro okadu run run run chesukoni finalgaa bus ni reach chesaadu.

Harini’s Dad ran along with the bus and told her “Happy journey. Asale ontarigaa veltunnavu…conductorki cheppanu appudappudu neeku emainaa kaavalante aayaniki cheppu…health jagrartha…timeki tinu..studieslo fall ayyi health ni neglect.org cheyyaku…tata..birla..ambani…”

Harini: “Tata Nanna…Bhayamgaa undi ontarigaa vellalante…asale intha mandi abbayilu..somehow manage chestaa nanna…after reaching call chestaa nanna…”

Ee scene choodagaane naaku kanneru round roundgaa tirigindi…papam kadaa harini ontarigaa elaa manage chestundoani…

Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…

Cell mogings.

I understood that its for harini. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.

Harini: “Aa Vamsi cheppu…indaaka my dad was beside me... andukey raa cut chesaanu…don’t think bad raa…”

Mirror pagilina sound…I understood its not the mirror but my manasu pagilified. Sare ani I kept my two ears wide open to hear the conversation.

Harini: “Sorry annanu kadaraa..alaa alagaku raa…nuvvu aligithe naaku cry vasthundi…ilaanti china china daaniki kooda kopam enduku raa..maa dad pakkane unnaru raa…”

Atu side nunchi Vamsi told her something.

Harini: “Ok raa..tappu ayipoyyindi…as a punishment repu hyd ki raagane neetho kalisi movie ki vastaale…”

Mirror pagilina sound inkaa baaga vachindi…Naa heart jaarified…and I started to listen to her conversation with rapt attention…

Harini: “Vamsi…Sorry raaa….inkeppudu ee mistake repeat cheyyanu raa…promise raa..ide last time raa..em cheyyanu..dadni vaddanaa vastaa annaru bus stand ki…”

Ilaa cheppings and she kept her phone down.

Naaku harini ni choosi mandings and kaaraalu miryaalu noorings.

Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…

Cell mogings.

I understood that its for harini again. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.

Harini: “Enti Pradeep…Bus stand ki vachi dooram nunchi naaku tata chebutaa annavu but nuvvu kanipincha ledu…” Pradeep told her something.

Harini: “ Oh Vachaavaa…Sorry raa maa dad pakkane unnaru…anduvalla atu itu no lookings raa….and ee saari neetho kalisi shopping raalekha poyyanu..maa akka US nunchi vachindi raa…

Pradeep told her something again.

Harini: “ nijamgaa raa…Bayatiki pampa ledu…next time nenu vachinappudu nvvu nenu outside goings and also movie kooda goings ok naa…”

Naaku ikkada mind kaadu…total manishine block ayyanu…entee daarunam…naa harini enti pedda chadivist anukunna…ilaa talkings enti….

Harini: “ Sare raa Pradeep..Dad call chese time…malli chestaale neeku…”

Sare inka harini sleep chese time emo…ayinaa pakka seat is vacant kadaa…I will try to sit beside her ani plan chesukuntunna…

Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…

Cell mogings.

I understood as usual its for harini. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.

Harini: “ Sorry Raa Dilip…Indaaka maa dad call chesaaru…andukey busy…And dilip ee roju naaku memorable day raa…neetho koorchoni tinna ice cream chaala baagundi raa…I really liked it raa…”

Dilip told her something…

Harini: “abba…edisaavu..naa kosam ice cream teesukoni Hyderabadki vastaavaa? Entha istham raa nenanthe…”

Keek…Keek..Keek…keek…

Car Horn kaadu…Signal lekunda harini’s mobile cut ayipoyyindi…

Naaku ikkada kallu red red ayipoyyindi and ears nunchi smoke comings. I am fuming bussu …bussu antoo

Bus stopped at one point …one guy ekkified into the bus…

Veedu Ekkified and nerugaa vachi Harini pakka seatlo sittings…

I thought he was given that seat and lucky fellow ani thinkutunna…

Harini: “ Hi Raa madhu…vastaavo ledo ani tension raa okate…thanks raa…ee seatlo inkevaraina koorchings ani okate tensiongaa undi raa…”

Naaku chukkalu kanipisthundi …artham kaavatam ledu…

Madhu: “ harini neeku company kaavalante entha dooramaina vastaanu…”

Harini: “ Telusu raa madhu…intha sepu nee gurinche thinkingslo unna raa…”

Naaku edavaalo, navvalo artham kaaledu…and two ears petti vine opika ledu…

And slowly I wentified into sleep…

Morning the bus reached nampally in hyd…Inko 10 mins lo ameerpetlo stoppings...

Ee timelo Harini: “ Rey madhu…get up raa…get up raa…get down raa…inko 10 mins ameerpet is coming…I need to get down there raa…my peda nanna is coming raaa…aayanaki malli doubt comings…get down raa…get down raa…”

Madhu: “ Ok vey….me getting down…catch u later “ ani cheppings he digified…

Naaku morning morning mandings…

Finally, the bus reached ameerpet and nenu kooda ade stoplo has to get down and so I gotified there…even harini gotified there…

Ventane she got a call again…

I thought one more narasimha or sudeep or bhanu ani but from her reaction I understood its from her dad…

Harini: “ Aaaa…nanna…Cheraanadi…night chaala sepu chadivaanu…but oka vishayam cheppali nanna meeku…naa venuka some passenger was sitting…he is commenting me through out..I think vaadu taagi bus ekkademo ani.…nenu conductor ki complain chesina taruvaatha ayana warning ichaaru…naaku edupu vachindi…inkeppudu ontarigaa vellanu nanna…meeru kooda raavali naatho”


My gosh..this is the end…I was almost on the verge of fainting…Mosam…dagaa…kutra….harini nannu drunkardni chesindi ani thinkutoo

“Auto…Auto…” ani arichaanu intiki velli cry chesukuntoo koorchutaamu ani…

Moral of the story: Whenever you are getting into a bus, make sure there is no harini sitting in front of you…cos in front harini sitting ayithe crocodile festival only…

Yamudiki Branch Office - Maa Officelo Cafetaria

Ee Madhya paperlo Guinness book of world recordlo mana Hyderabad vallu okesaari 1,65,000 mandi oka 8 songs singi ekkarani vini naa manassu adlo liril sabbutho snanam chesina heroinelaa egiri gantesindi.

Paper chadavatam ayipogaane maa nanamma “era badavaa…tea temmantaava?” ani adigindi.

Nenu ye vishayamlo No cheppina ee vishayamlo cheppanu kabatti nanamma ki “ Te vey ..ade Tea “ annanu.

Ventane nanamma navvutoo vachi tea ichi “ naa bangaare…naa bujji” ani vallantha gajji patina kukkala alaa vadalakundaa pattukoni muddu cheyyatam start chesindi (entole...chinnapati nunchi nannu koncham gaarabamgaa choosukovatam aameki hobby anta).

Nannamma entha maatlaadutunna naa mindlo maatram alaanti recordlo naa peru enduku inkaa padaledu ani alochistoo tv on chesaanu….

Ventane Gemini tvlo evado okadu tube lights ni maramaraalu tinnattu, penkulanu chekodeela lekkanna tinatam, inkevaro okaame ayithe ekamgaa fanlanu chips kinda navileyatam choosanu…Appudu anipinchindi maa office lo memu kooda canteenlo tintunnamu kadaa…maa peru enduku Guinness recordsloki ekkakoodadu anesi.

Endukante, vellu ilaanti items ennainaa tinagalaru kaani guts unte maa cafetariaki vachi okka full meals tinagalaara…leru…tinte tikka patti anakapally buslo americaki veltaam antaaru ani sagarvamgaa cheppagalanu.

Inka nenu sceneloki velthe,

Adi nenu Companylo Kothagaa cherina rojullo…(Clean Shave, kotha formal dress, nethi meeda vibhudi)

HR formalities anni aypoyina taruvaatha maa HR naatho: “Projectlo repu ninnu map chestunnamu…company chuttu tirigi familiar avvu..gym, nee cubicle, ikkada work atmosphere, library anni state of art laaga untaayi”
Nenu: “ Madam….cafetaria ki daaretu? Cafetarialo food elaa untundi?”
HR : “Hello…Hello…sorry rakesh …I got an urgent call for a meeting” ani cheppi akkada nunchi goda dooki paaripoyyindi…

Sarle, MNC kadaa chaala panulu untaayile HR laki anukoni inkevarainaa old employeesni adugutaamani naa floor ki vellatam start chesaanu.

Akkada oka 1 hour work chesukoni pakkane unna Mainframes employee padmakarni adigaanu “ Sir…cafetariaki elaa vellali? Aakali danchesthundi?”
Mainframes employee padmakar mukku moosukoni “ atu edam pakkaki velli second right tirigithe vasthundi meeru adigina place” ani cheppi vomiting chesukuntoo rest room loki vellipoyyaru.

Naaku artham kaaledu….bahusaa work pressure ekkuva ayyindi and endaakaalam kadaa emi timeki tinakapovatam valla ilaa ayipoyyaremo ani jaaligaa aayana vaipu choosi cafetariaki vellanu.

Velli Menu Choosaanu
Bread Pakodi (Chinna Chinna Rallu)
Idly (Paper weightlu)
Onion Dosa (News paper with a difference)
Poorilu (Rubber Mukkalu)
Chappatilu (Chinigi poyina Cheppu mukkalu) ani undi…

Sare, bread pakodi ani order chesthunthe cafeteria owner naa vaipu jaaligaa choosi oka token chinchi naa chethilo petti freegaa oka kadupu noppi tablet ichaadu. Naaku artham kaaledu…chillara kinda edo halls istaaru, lekapothe crane okkapodi istaaru…identidi varietygaa… MNC kadaa ani sardukunnanu.

Sare ani velli token ichi order kosam weight chesthunthe inthalo oka senior .Net programmer okatanni strecherlo teesukoni veltoo oka naluguru kanipinchaaru. Inko side oka Java programmer oka lady ki valla colleagues gattigaa pattukoni nadipistoo, aame rest room ki velthe todugaa antha varaku vellatam, malli time timeki glucose ivvatam chestunnaru…

Anthalo ekkada nuncho aa .Net programmer valla manager vachi athanni “ vedhava…enni saarlu cheppinaa neeku budhi raada? Annitiki tondarenaa? Meals tinakuraa ante vinnavu kaadu…poyina saari ilaane tinnavu…appudu oka 2 months ayyindi normalki raavataaniki…asalu next year nunchi mana company employees ki medical insurance vaadu insure cheyyanu antunnadu…”

Ee maatalu vinna naaku edo artham chesukune timeki nenu order chesina rallu…adenahe…bread pakodi vachindi…
Oka kaali placelo koorchoni tinatam start chesaanu. Oka mukka teesukoni notlo pettukunna…anthe malli notlo pallu lekka pedithe 30 maatrame unnayi…appude artham ayyindi…score 1 for 2 ani..ade okka korukuki rendu pallu anesi…Inka ventane railway level crossing daggara unde gate ki stop pettinattu naa notiki oka stop board tagilinchukunna…

Ee matterni inthathitho vadala koodadu ani nenu ventane r. narayana murthy laaga ‘cafataria entire…daani ruche yentiro’ ani paata paadukuntoo feedback formlo oka complaint vichala vidigaa pedataam ani velthe akkada token no: 1052 ani ichaaru…already meals lo unna queue kanna ikkade peddadigaa undi…ayinaa sare wait chesi raasi vastaam ani aa queuelo nilabaddanu…

Suddengaa ekkada nuncho raghu, suredendra, rahul, shiva ani naluguru SAP consultantlu maatladukuntoo vastunnaru…
Valla conversation ilaa undi Surendra: “ Enti raghu sir…meeru companylo join aye mundu 130Kgs undevaaru..ippudu motham kalipi kooda oka 20kg unnattu leru….”

Raghu sir: “This entire credit goes to our cafeteria….inthaku mundu iron leg sastrilaa unde nenu kattani gym ledu, vellani club ledu, tiragani weight reduction centers ledu, eragani plastic surgeon ledu…ayinaa tagga ledu kadaa paigaa every two months ki pant size maarutoo undedi…alaanti nenu ivvala intha, sannagaa happygaa unnanu ante kaaranam mana cafeteria food…idi science andani adbhutam..ivvala janaalu iron leg sastri ani pilavatam maanesi edainaa iron tablets vesuko balaaniki antunnaru”…

Inthalo Siva : “ Rey..veltaamu raa…naaku client call okati undi..asale 20 mins late…maa PM ki emi cheppalo kooda artham kaavatam ledu…asale appraisal time…tedaa vasthe layoff chestaaru”

Rahul : “ Simple mama…cafetarialo juice taagaanu ani cheppu..debbaku PM emi anadu…athaniki telusu enduku neeku late ayyindo…”

Complaint iche lopala naa savanni panjaguttalo smasaanamlo suite book chesukone time ayipothundani postpone chesukoni vastunnanu…

Konthamandi Unix Administrators kottagaa vachina KICK movielo bramhanandam second half chesina scenes gurinchi discuss chesukuntoo navvukuntunnaru…Inthalo valla delivery manager vastunnadani telusukoni andaru silentgaa atununchi paaripoyyaru….

Andulo oka Unix administrator pratapni pattukoni nenu : “ enduku sir…alaa paaripotunnaru?”

Pratap: “ Maa delivery manager..parama strict…aayanaku assalu nachadu memu ilaa work egotti maatlaadukuntunte..asale severity 1 ticket edo vachindanta”…

Ilaa, athanu chebutunnado ledo, valla delivery manager, pramukha factionist ayina Maheshgaaru “kaapadandi, kaapadandi” ani arustoo akkada nunchi parigettamtam start chesaaru…

Company motham eeyanni choosi paripothunthe eeyana evarini choosi paaripotunnaro telusukovaalani aayanni aapi adigaanu “ enti sir…enduku paaripotunnaru?”

Mahesh Kumar: “ athanu…athanu” ani atu side vastunna oka manishini choopinchaadu.

Nenu: “Artham kaaledu sir, cleargaa cheppandi” .

Mahesh Kumar: “ Athanu mana cafeteria nunchi tea teesukoni vachi naaku istunnadu…adi taagithe kachitamgaa nenu oka 3 months leave pedataanu..naaku vaddani cheppi nannu kaapadavaa please”

Nenu ventane athanni aa spot nunchi tarimesaanu. Maantrikudi pranaalu chilaka lo unnattu maa delivery manager pranaalu maa cafetarialo unna tealo undani telisi mukku meeda kallu vesukunnanu.

Sare, last but not the least, cafeteria owner phone number adigi athani maatlaadutaam anukoni akkada unna staffni adigithe goda meeda poster undi…andulo chaduvukondi annaru…Posterlo matter ilaa undi
“Picha Pichagaa laavugaa unnaraa? Adhika baruvu mee samasyaa? Then contact,
Ganesh, cafeteria owner, 98660 98660”

Akkada nunchi tirigi vastunte GYMlo oka vanda mandi chaala baruvulu etti kandalu tirigina chethulatho edo practice chesukuntunnaru...

Nenu oka laavaati uncle sravanni aapi " enti sir...wrestling competitionki practiceaa" ani adigaanu.

Laavaati Sravan Uncle: " nee avva...practise ledu emi ledu...next month mana cafetaria vallu edo food festival pedutunnaru anta....daani kosame ee practice antha"

Inkaa naaku maatalu aagipoyyayi….

Moral of the Story : Anyways, ippatikainaa cheppandi maa office vallaki Guinness booklo eke chance undaa? Ledaa?
Ledu ante maatram maa officelo tea teesukoni vastaa

Just waiting for You to call me

A relationship bring expectations. When those aren't met in our minds, our minds can become confused, Our eyes get dried, Our heart starts bleeding. This article is all about the frustrations and how stuck someone feels when they are waiting for that single call from someone SPECIAL…

I am still waiting for that call…
I pray it will happen, but I don't know when. You're so far away from me.

I am still waiting for that call…
When the night is dark and words are few, I sit by the window and think of you. With all my heart, wish you were here…

I am still waiting for that call…
I'm still waiting on my toes. Holding every breath, not thinking twice. Time is going so slow, its not flying.

I am still waiting for that call…
I'm holding on with all that I've got. My body's growing weak, but my heart is not. I cry myself to sleep wondering when you are going to call.

I am still waiting for that call…
No matter what I do or where I go, I always end up in a bind. The reason for that, you are always on my mind.

I am still waiting for that call…
Remembering all our happy times, But deep inside I am not really happy cos another day passed by without your call.

I am still waiting for that call…
feeling very lonely, When I look at the world around me, A guy passing by with a girl by his side,And there is no one beside me.

I am still waiting for that call…
Though I face the world with a smile, no one knows what is hid inside. They see only happiness, they cant see the tears I've cried.

I am still waiting for that call…
Sitting in this quiet place. Just waiting for you to notice that I’ve been sitting hereWaitingWaiting for YOUWaiting for you to notice me

Why do you pretend like I don't matter to you, when you're all that matter to me?

It is another day when you haven't called all day. I have no way of reaching you. Besides waiting for your call what else can I do? A call is all it can take to awaken me from an awful dream.

I still have my key board in my hand and am still waiting for your call. With memories still fresh and thoughts all of you this story is still incomplete. It needs your touch and fragrance. It needs a HELLO from your side.

Moral of the Story: We never know what we have until we have lost it. Yet in a time so short they just slip away And we're left with the feeling of lonelinessAnd the urge to yell "I miss you, come back!" So when you still have them Tell them you love them. Show them you care. Don't wait till the next day