Saturday, January 17, 2009

ATM – Any Time Munchesthundi



31st December’08 [Andaru New Year Kosam eduru choose roju and inkaa ekkuva mandi salaries kosam eduru choose roju]

8:38 PM [ Pubslo antha DJ’s ready ayipoyyaru, TV lo mee spandana enti ani adage anchors antha ready ayipoyina time]

Ching ani sound vachindi…

Message vachindani choosi mobile side choosanu. Salary padindani decide chesukoni oka smile smilukuntoo choosaa.

“Your benefit validity of RC94 will expire tomorrow. Recharge with RC94 and call all Local mobiles@ 60 ps / min “ ani undi…

Vallantha ippude vijaya oil lo munchi teesina mirapa bajjila kaalindi.

Aa service provider edurugaa unte peter Haynes fight directionlo, sai kumar dialogs tho, A.R. Rahman background scorelo oka secenelo villainni kotte level kottalanipinchindi. Kaani em chestaam, daaniki budget ledu ani naa violence ki silence cheppi ching ane sound kosam eduru choosa…

Tring…Tring…ani mobile ring ayyindi…

Phone side choosanu.

Anuhya ani display ayyindi…

Kallalo night time bed light elaa velugutundo, Christmas roju star elaa brightgaa untundo anta brightgaa ayipoyyindi naa face.

Pavan kalayanlaa egurutoo call lift chesaanu “ Hello Anuhya”

Anuhya: “Hi Rakesh…Entraa ivvala night plan…are we going out or not? Edo okati confirm cheyya raa…parents ki cheppali nenu friendstho kalisi Sai baba gudiki vellali ani”.

Nenu [Mindlo inkaa salary raaledu, loan mela.com ichevaadu evaru ledu ]: “Anuhya just 15 mins ivvu…am in traffic….emi vinipinchatam ledu…will call you back” ani cheppi phone pettesaanu.

Sare, inko 23 mins and 36 secs wait chesi appatiki salary rakapothe evarini adutaamu ani naa mindlo unna googleloan.com lo search kottanu…

Your search for loan has found three hits.

1. Nanna
2. Amma and
3. Edurinti Sundar Uncle ani vachindi


Nannani party ki dabbu adugutaamu ante aayana paatika prasnalu adigi paavuganta class peeki buddhigaa koorchoni undu intlo antaaru

Ammani party ki dabbu adugutaamu ante enduku raa friends andarini intiki rammanu….kammagaa paayasam, pulihora, perugannam kalipi chesi istaa…ikkade tini andaru bhakti channelo bhagawan jeeva karunaya parama hamsa sookthi mukthavali program choostoo en chakka enjoy cheyyandi antundi…deeni kante nanna peeke paavuganta classe better anukunna.

Inka finalgaa Sundar uncle eeyana money adighithe istaadu gaani malli time ki ivvakapothe jeevithaani ichina parents, jeethani iche maa company, jeernam kosam tablets ichina doctor kante neechaathi neechamgaa titti ear lo ear drops vestaadu and eyes lo eye drops veyyakundaane tears teppistaadu…

Inka naa aatma vachi LITE TEESUKO ani cheppindi…inkaa enni saarlu ee jeevithamlo lite teesukovaali ani anukuntoo unna timelo Ching ani sound vachindi.

Edaarilo Neelu unnattu, naa gftho eppudu godava lekundaa friendlygaa unnatu, maa nanne naa daggariki idigo 10,000 rs spend chesuko annatu idi kooda brahmele ane feelingthone phone vaipu choosanu.

“Your account has been credited with 37,678 rupees. Your account balance is 37,684 INR” ane message undi.

Inkante…Naa happinesski boundaries and sixers ledu. Elaanti strong borderni ayinaa daati vellipoye antha happy.co.in ayipoyyindi. Central vallu happiness sale pettinappudu naa faceni use chesukovachu displayki.

Ventane 0.23 secs kooda waste cheyyakundaa anuhyaki call chesaanu.

Nenu: “ Hai Anuhya…Sorry indaaka trafficlo unnanu. I couldn’t hear you properly. New year kadaa…bayatiki veltaam ivvala night. Taj banjaralo edo program undi. Why don’t we go there?”

Anuhya: “ Oh Ok Ok…you think of some different place. Nenu inko 15 minslo ready ayipotaanu and nuvvu vachi nannu pick up chesuko. By 10 o clock nenu maa street end lo unna mallesh provisions pakkana green grasslo red dress vesukoni black goggles pettukoni wait chestoo untaa…”


Nenu: “ Ok…Ok….We will go to the same place…but varietygaa restaurentki veltaam…calmga untundi…pleasant music…janaalu ekkuvagaa undaru…am putting the phone down…”

Ilaa Cheppi, Kushilo pawan kalyan laaga, Athadu Mahesh babu laa, Bommarillu lo siddarthalaa feel ayyi, ready ayyi, domala mandu kotte municipality valla la vollantha perfume kottukoni bandi kick kotti 34 kmph speedlo velli green grass daggara red dress lo gold chain vesukoni unna anuhya daggariki vellanu.

Tholi Premalo Keerthy reddylaa, Bommarillulo Genelia la, Pokirilo Ileana laa kanipinchandi naa kallaki [ Readers, meeru kooda naa kallathone choodandi…alaane kanipisthundi]

Anuhya bandi ekkindi and we started going towards Banjara Hills. Maa placeni reach ayyamu. Bandi keys ichi valet parking cheyyamani cheppanu.

Taruvaatha, we went into the restaurant. Waiter order teesukovataaniki vachi oka smile smilaadu. Aa smile choosthe maa PM work ichinappudu nenu navve navvuki same to same undi…

Nenu: “ Mee hotel lo costliest item ento cheppu? “

Waiter : “ Shinaav Dham mixed with olives from mexico, breeetles from Switzerland, cherries from Norway and kukus from new Zealand” antoo edo pedda list cheppadu…

Manakemi artham kaaledu… but red dress lo gold chain vesukoni black goggles pettukunna anuhya mundu naa paruvu pothundi anesi…

Nenu: “Yummy….ikkada mouth watering…get me two plates of that and two ice creams”…

Order cheyyagaane waiter same to same smile ichi vellipoyyadu…

Nenu: “ Anuhya…Bowling lo Brett lee…Fightinglo Bruce Lee…Jeans lo Lee elaano restaurentslo idi chaala famous…I just love this place”

Anuhya: “ Nee taste manchi tastele raa….nannu select cheskunnapude artham ayyindi nee taste is kevvu keka “.

Inthalo, waiter vachi maa order serve chesaadu…romanticgaa iddaru looks look kalipi, mukkulo mukku kalipithe baagundadu kabatti handlo hand kalipi choosukuntoo vaadu techina orderni mellagaa tinatam start chesaamu…

Inthalo 12 o clock ayipoyyindi…as usual, iddaram loose motion laanti emotiontho andarilaane manam eppatiki ilaane kalisi untaamu…ante ee hotel lo ani kaadu..ekkada unna ilaa untaamu…thank almighty for ninnu kalisinanduku and neetho kalisi nike salelo konna cheppulu side lo remove chesi 7 steps nadiche avakaasam provide chesinanduku ani cheppukunnamu.


Time 1:23 AM [happy new year hangama ayipoyyindi, roadslor drunkard drivers ni police catch chese timelo]


Maa waiter vachaadu.

“Sir…would you like to order something or shall I get the bill prepared? “

Nenu Red dress lo gold chain vesukoni black goggles pettukuna anuhyatho: “ Bill cheppana leka inkaa emaina order chestaama?”

Anuhya: “ Rakesh…chaalu raa…neetho unnanugaa…ade kadupu nindi poyyindi…inkaa intiki kooda velle time ayyindi raa…”

Nenu: “ We are done with. Get the Bill” ani purselo unna ICICI ATM Card ni touch chesukuntoo tip kinda oka 200 rupees pedatama lekha 195 saripothundaa ani alochistoo unna…

Waiter brought the bill and nenu oka look vesukunna…Rupees 3,576 only ani undi…

Nenu: “ Intenaa…Anuhya nuvvu emi tinaledu…you are still feeling shy” ani cheppi I gave the card to the waiter…


Oka five minutes taruvaatha Waiter vachaadu “ Sir…Mee ATM ni recognize cheyyatam ledu…Balance Ledaa? “

Nenu [Hurted]: :Balance lekapovatam eviti…Mee swipe machine work kaavatam ledu ani cheppu….ilaanti cheap tricks play cheyyodu…swipe it again”…

Waiter Malli vachaadu and told me the same thing.

Naaku tension started. Mobile lo check chesaa message correctgaane choosaana? Ledaa? Ani.. Message correctgaane undi.

Sare Card okasaari teesukoni raa annanu.

Card Choosanu whether I brought the same card or some other.

Card side choodagaane shocked.

Card meeda zoom in chesi choosthe

“VALID FROM 11/03 to 12/08” ani undi….

Oh my god…Naa card just 2 hours back expire ayipoyyindaa….

Kantiki kanipinchani pancha butalu gali,niru,nippu,bumi,akasam aytey kanipinchey a aaroo butamey ra ee waiter annatto vaadi looks...

Ee time naa googleloan.com cheppi teesukoni vache time kooda ledu….

Inka, red dress lo gold chain vesukoni black goggles pettukunna anuhya chaala tensedgaa undi….

Nenu best waiter of the year award kosam waiter work chestaamani decide ayyanu and anuhya ni choodagaane gold chain ane word naa mindlo echo ayyindi…

Daani worth around 15,000 INR untundi…


Sare daanini waiter ki ichi repu vachi collect chesukuntaam ani cheppi return ayyamu nenu and my red dress lo black goggles pettukoni unna naa anuhya….


Naa Manasulo Repu archies ki velli sorry greeting card konaala lekapothe ICICI bank ki velli card ni renew chesukovaala ani alochistoo unnau…

Mee answer ICICI ayithe mee commentslo ZTA ani type chesi SPACE ichi ICICI ani type cheyyandi ledante ARCHIES ani type cheyyandi….



Moral Of the Story: “ Eppudaina GFtho velletappudu make sure your ATM card is not expired and make sure edo oka gold item pettukonidi….”

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Fathers are wonderful people.


Fathers are wonderful people. We do not sing their praises as often as we should... For, somehow, Father seems to be the man who pays the bills, While Mother binds up little hurts And nurses all our ills...

Father struggles daily To live up to "his image" As protector of the family and perhaps that is the reason We sometimes get the notion, That Fathers are not subject To the thing we call emotion. But if you look inside Dad's heart, Where no one else can see You'll find he's sentimental and as "soft" as he can be...

But he's so busy every day in the grueling race of life, He leaves the sentimental stuff to his partner and his wife...


When I was Four years old:

Friend Subbugaaditho: Maa Nanna emainaa Chestaadu. Super Man, Spider Man, Tippu Sultan, Rajiv Gandhi kante Maa nanna Chaala Great.

When I was Five years old:

Friend Penchal Kumartho: Maa Nannaki Anni Vishayaalu Telusu. A for Apple Ane mana teacher nerpinchindi but maa nanna A for Asia, A for Antartica, A for Australia etc., chaala nerpinchaaru. He is the most intelligent person in this world.

When I was Six years old:

Friend Sandhyatho: Maa Nanna Mee Daddykante great. Maa nanna cycleni mee daddy kante chaala fastgaa drive chestaadu. Maa Nannaki Meesaalu unnayi. Kabatti, Maa Daddyne great…kaadu…greatest in the world.

When I was Ten years old:

Friend Pavantho: Mana nannalaki peddagaa emi teleeduraa…edo aa rojullo puttaru, perigaaru vaari knowledge anthe. Emainaa anthe Maa chinnappudu ani class peekatam tappa emi teleedu. Maname better.

When I was fifteen years old:

Friend Harshatho: Edo chebutaadu maa nanna. Peddagaa pattinchukovaddu. Light teesuko. Maree Old fashioned raa. Ee generation gurinchi emi teleedu.

Harsha: Avunu Raa…Maa Nanna kooda anthe. Ee fathers antha inthe anukuntaa.

When I was twenty two years old:

Friend Ranjittho: Intiki vellalantene chiraaku vasthundi. Vellagaane Maa nanna enti ee time intiki. Ekkada tirigi vachaavu. Lifelo Settle avvavaa? Eppudu Friends Friends ani tiragadam tappa vere panulu undavaa..ani class peekestaadu. Ee rojullo aa maatram late avvadaa bayata tirige vallaki. Artham Chesukodu…

Ranjith: Mee nanna Better raa baabu…Maa nanna directgaa Man handling

When I was twenty five years old:

Friend Visu tho: Mama…Ninna Naa girl friendtho phonelo maatlade timelo maa nanna vachi red handedgaa pattukunnadu and nannu amma naa bhoothulu tittadu. Chi…Chi…intlonchi bayatiki vacheyaali ani anipinchindi. Nenu tine annam, vesukone dress antha aayane konichaarantha. Assalu aa intiki pokoodadu ani decide chesukunna. Amma aapindi. Enduku raa aayanaki nenanthe antha kopam. Andari dads alaane undaru kadaa..friendlygaa untaaru kadaa…

When I was twenty seven years old:

Friend harshatho: Job vachindi kadaa…Offer letter choopinchaanu…ayinaa happygaane ledu…aayana problem entho naaku artham kaavatam ledu. Manam settle ayyamu ante kooda oka smile ledu. Inka nenu depend avvanu kadaa andukosame anukuntaa…

When I was thirty three years old:

Friend Pavantho: “Mama…artham kavatam ledu…naa wifetho ninna pedda arguement ayyindi…endukainaa better ee problem ni oka sari nannatho discuss chesi aayana iche ideas emainaa naaku use avutaayemo choostaanu.

Pavan: “Avunu raa..mee daddy chaala friendly kadaa…so mee dad can give you some good advice anukuntaa raa..”

When I was thirty nine years old:

Friend Anooptho: “Rey..Naa Pillalu assalu naa maata vinatam ledu…edainaa tuitionlo vestamani anukuntunna lekapothe residential schoollo join chestaanu…maa nanna elaa penche vaaro mammalni artham kaavatam ledu…anyway, aayanni okka saari kalisi advice teesukunte endukante aayanaki chaala experience undi kadaa..”

When I was Forty six years old:

Friend Visutho: “Maa Vaadu assalu maata vinatam ledu raa…monna cigarette tagutoo red handedgaa dorikaadu…em chestunnavu ani adigithe mind your business…generation gap neekemi teleedu antunnadu…and pocket money I gave him 3000 rupees and vaadiki adi saripodu anta…vaadiki minimum 6000 kaavaali antunnadu…maa nanna salary monthly 6000 rupees raa…andulone he used to pay rent, nannu maa akkani manchi schoollo join chesaadu. Prathi roju edo okati tinataaniki techevaadu. Yearly maa familyni bayata ooriki teesukoni poyye vaadu. Naaku artham kaavatam ledu how he was managing everything without complaining. Nanna Chaala great raa…”

When I was Fifty years old:

Bharya Sarikatho: “Ento ee pillala college fees kosam savings, intiki EMI’s kattukone sariki mana life ayipoyyindi. Still manaku chaala commitments unnayi. Almost manaki less tomorrows and more yesterdays are left. In this process, nannatho ekkuva time spend cheyyaleka poyyanu and I never appreciated him. I could have learnt a lot from him. I love him.”

So, I just want to avoid all these scenarios. But Fathers are just wonderful In a million different ways, And they merit loving compliments and accolades of praise.

For the only reason Dad aspires to fortune and success is to make the family proud of him
and to bring them happiness.

Some Quotes on Dad:

"The most important thing a dad can do for his children is to love their mother."

"Any man can be a father, but it takes a special person to be a dad."

"My Dad didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it."

"My dad gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me."

Moral of the Story: No Morals as such. I just want to Thank my Dad ... for listening and caring, for giving and sharing, especially, for just being my dad!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Krishnan - O Specialist Computer Operator


Its been a month since I updated my blog…emiti one month ante intha fastgaa run run run annatto vellipoyyindaa ane feelinglo unnanu…kaani ee one monthlo chaala jarigindi…
US economy slowdown, recession, jobs lo discount, konni companieslo full count ilaa etu choosina ide topics…

Aakshariki functionski vellina senior citizens antha edo govt job choosukoledaa ani, oh you are poor software engineeraa annatu lookstho kill chesaaru…

Inni kastaala madhyalo kooda heartni jubilee hills lo kothagaa illu kattadaaniki techina stonelaagaa chesukoni madhyalo gap unna timelo surya s/o Krishnan movieki okka lookesukunna…

Aa movie choosina inspirationtho maa tiger alias tandri ki maree ekkuva respect ivvatam start chesaanu…phone call chesinappudu kooda customer care valla style lo thanks for calling ani cheppatam, pratidaaniki meerenduku nanna…nenu…nenu…nenu unnanugaa aa work cheyyataaniki annattu tayarayyanu…

Inka sceneloki velthe…

Samayam: Mitta Sayantram 5:43 PM and 13 secs [Aunties antha coffee taagi tala duvvukune time, Uncles antha officelo duty nunchi veltoo vedigaa mirapa bajjilu attender govindu daggara teppinchukune time]

Nenu Office nunchi intiki tirigi vachanu…

Tiger filter coffee taagutoo uffu uffu ani oodukuntunnadu…Nannu office nunchi raavatam choosi What a Son anna lookings istunadu…

Backgroundlo missamma paatalu…infrontemo vedigaa bajjilu and bondalu waiting for me ….

Appudu, Appudu, Appudu mogindi naa mobile phone…peru choosaanu…Archana ani undi…Flower kante sunnitamaina Liver laanti naa manasulo edo alajadi…current shock kottina kaakila, flyover meeda nunchi kinda padda busla fastgaa room loki velli Call lift chesaanu…

Nenu: “ Hi..Archana…Cheppu…enti ee timelo?”

Archana: “ Rakesh….Neeku telusu kadaa that I am moving today to Bangalore in the evening bus at 7:45…Madhyalo oka half an hour time undi from 6:15 to 6:45…mana regular place hungry jacks daggariki raava…ninnu choodalanipisthundi…”

Last dialogtho naa heart butter scotch icreamni micro ovenlo petti heat chesinantha tvaragaa karigipoyyindi….mind hand jaarindi….

Nenu: “Archana…I will be there in 12 mins…daarilo bandiki Indian Oil petrol vesukoni nee daggaraki vachi vaalutaa…”

Archana: “ Alaage…Tvaragaa Raa…cos journey hadavidilo untaanu and dad kooda malli phone chestoo untaaru…bye…”

Inthalo Maa tiger alias tandri Surya S/o Krishnan lo Krishnan stylelo nanu choosi:

“Ekkadiki going my son…naaku computerlo koncham pani undi…edo accounts type chesukoni printout teesukovaali…so please switch it on and open word and vellu bayatiki…”

Nenu Intel inside annattu Manasulo: “ Abba…Archana akkada hungry jacks daggara nannu choodalani hungrygaa wait chestoo undi and late ayithe angrygaa vellipothundi…ippudu computer boot chesi velthe archana your time is up anthundi…but ikkada Krishnan laanti tiger adigithe No ani ela cheppedi”…

Having no option but Krishnan effect on my sunnitamaina manasu, computerni boot chesi word open chesi maa Krishnan ki cheppi start ayyanu inti daggara nunchi…


Samayam: late Sayantram 6:02 PM and 12 secs [Software vallantha What a heavy day anukuntoo return ayye time and pillalantha abba tution ki vellalaa ani anukuntoo start ayye time]

Routinegaa, Petrol bunk inko 2 mins dooramlo undanagaa vehicle aagipoyyindi….inka pulling and pushing exercise start chesukoni velthe akkada fullgaa queue…almost recentgaa release chesina bike models anni akkada unnattu undi…

Kasthapadi oka 10 minslo petrol fillup chesukoni bayatiki vachanu….inthalo mobilelo call..peru choosthe archana ani undi…

Appatike archana faceni oohinchukogalanu…Batukamma lo sindhu tulaanila, karthavyamlo vijayasanthila, deyyam movielo maheswarila face expression ichesi untundi …cos archanaki lategaa raavatam, wait cheyyatam laantivi ante chiraaku…

Nenu: “Archana…Routine dialog anukoku, inko 2 minslo untaanu…traffic jamlo irukkoni poyyanu…”

Archana: “ Its Ok…Make it fast…eppudu anthe nuvvu…”

Nenu: “Ok…vachestunna…inko 2 minslo infront of you…”

Kaani, appatiki chanti cinemalo venkatesh laanti innocent ayina naaku infront you kaadu infront crocodile festival undani teleeka 60 nunchi 80 kmph speedlo vellatam start chesaanu…

Malli Mobilelo call…Abba Archana malli chestundi anukuntoo phone side choosaanu “ Tiger Alias Krishnan” Peru kanapadindi…Inka something urgent anukoni

Nenu: “ Nanna…Cheppandi…emiti?”

Tiger Alias Krishnan: “Hey…emi ledu…ikkada urgentgaa ee accounts finish chesi auditorki ivvali…key board connection unattu ledu…dokku computer…entha type chesinaa padatam ledu raa digits…emi cheyyali”…

Nenu: “ Nanna…back side CPUlo keyboard ni USBLo connect cheyyandi…nenu inko 30 mins vastaa…”

Tiger Alias Krishnan: “Alaage my son…tvaragaa raa raa…koncham urgent adi…”

Nenu Ok anesi Archana ee paatike kopamtho oogipotoo untundi…sorry elaa cheppalaa ani alochinchukuntoo veltunna…

Malli Mobilelo call…Abba Archana malli chestundi anukuntoo phone side choosaanu “ Tiger Alias Krishnan” Peru kanapadindi…

Nenu: “ Nanna…Cheppandi…emiti?”

Tiger Alias Krishnan: “Hey…nuvvu cheppinatte chesaanu….ayinaa kooda digits padatam leduraa…its urgent raa…”

Nenu: “ Computer Restart Chesi choodandi….Chance undi…I will be there in 20 mins nanna…”

Nanna: “ Alaane raa…tvaragaa vacheyi..asale auditor uncle gurinchi telusugaa…”

Nenu: “ OK nanna…alaane..sare untaa…”

Ventane Malli Archanaki nene call chesi: “ Archu…roadki opposite side unnanu…just 1 min lo untaanu” ani cheppanu…

Archana [kopamgaa] : “Sare raa…naakidi alavate kadaa…” ani phone pettesindi…

Malli Mobilelo call… choosaanu “ Tiger Alias Krishnan” Peru kanapadindi…

Nenu: “ Nanna…Cheppandi…emiti?” ani astha chemmalo hero bus journeylo arichinattu arichaanu…

Tiger Alias Krishnan: “Hey…Nuvvu cheppinatte chesaanu raa..raavatam ledu….but its urgent…okkasari inti vachi chesipo raa…lekapothe nuvvu naa son vi kaadu and nenu nee dad Krishnanni kaadu…”

Inka naaku artham kaaledu…archana daggariki vellalaa lekha Krishnan laanti maa tiger daggariki vellalaa…

Archana kooda vellipothundi and Krishnan is saying its urgent..paigaa surya s/o Krishnan choosina effect tho tiger daggarike veltaamu ani U turn kotti vellanu…

Pocketlo Phone is ringing…Phone side choosthe Archana ane peru undi…Lift chese dhairyam ledu…Titlu vinataaniki glucose kooda taaga ledu…malli kaavalante archies ki velli I am sorry greeting card koni sorry cheppukuntaamle ani anukuntoo intiki vellanu…

Missamma paatalu raavatam ledu…Gintanjalilo Nandi konda vaagulona ane deyyam song vastoo undi….

Nerugaa Room side parigettukoni vellanu to check the problem…malli maa Krishnan gaaru akkade koorchoni unnaru…

Nenu Problem choodakunda restart chesaanu system which took 10 mins…maadi maanchi Pentium 1 systemle….

Then word open chesaanu…numbers type chesthe padatam ledu…

Keyboardlo Left side 2nd cross roadlo turn kotti choosthe Nums Lock is switched off…On chesaanu…numbers padatam start ayyindi…

Tiger Alias Krishnan: “Oh Chaala Simple kadaa raa…indaaka edo light velugutundi kadaa nene off chesaanu raa…adi off chesthe numbers padavaa…idi phonelo cheppochugaa”

My god…anthe…emi cheyyalo artham kaaledu…ippudu kalla mundu archana kanipisthundi….asale encounter specialist…and missed callslo 16 times ani undi…

Sare, velli sorry chebutaamu anukunte time is already 7:10 PM…Inka archana Bangalore ki ready ayipoyyi untundi…

Sare, atleast bus stand daggariki velli rajalo venkatesh laaga, suswagathamlo pavan kalyan laaga dooram nunchi tata chebutaam anukoni start ayyanu bus standki…

On the way, malli call…

Tiger alias Krishnan: “ Rey…Motham type chesaanu raa…Save cheyya ledu…inthalo current poyyi system restart ayipoyyindi…ippudaa aa file ekkada untundi raa…”

Vammo…ippudu file undadu ani chebithe istri chesestaadu….undi ani chebithe ekkada ani adugutaadu…edainaa problem…emi chestaam…ee saariki I am sorry card koni pampinchatame archanaki anukuntoo intiki return ayyanu….


Moral of The Story: All Krishnan’s ki basic Computer Operation Nerpinchaali lekapothe Manaki heart Operation ayipothundi…



Saturday, October 18, 2008

Lavanya – O Letter Givist



Routinegaa cheppalante over the last fifteen days okate busy, okate gaji biji…emiti antaaraa…ade jeevitham, Englishlo ayithe LIFE antaarugaa ade…pubs ki velthe Its my LIFE ani paatalu kooda vasthundi gaa…aa LIFE busy ayipoyyindi….

Sarle, alaa inti nunchi bayatiki vachi road meedaki velli Andhra tea 3 rupees invest chesi taagi vastaam ani start ayyanu. On the way, oka degree college daataali….alaa pass on avutoo undagaa oka abbayi chethilo red roja poolu pettukoni tension tensiongaa eduru choostoo unnadu….aa scene choodagaane nenu kooda flash back loki vellipoyyanu…

Year: 2002 [ manchi fancy number kadaa….reverselo chadvina ade ]

Boys andaru kumar shirts and chandana brotherslo 1.2 meters cloth konnukoni trousers kuttinchukone rojullo and girls andaru ammatho evening tvaragaa 5’ o clocke intiki vachestaanu amma tarvata iddaram kalisi sai baba gudiki veltaamu ani cheppe rojullo…

Red Shirt [ chaaralu ]
Yellow pant,
Red action shoes,
Mobility: Atlas Cycle [gaali fullgaa undi],
Accessories: Coca Cola Tin [ 15 rupees maatrame 300ml ]
Onti Meeda Apply Chesina Items: Mokhaniki ponds powder, Buggaki Fair and lovely

Intha pittala dora vesham vesindi evari kosam…evari kosam…keka guessing kottaru…naakoka girl friend kaavali…appude kadaa lifeki artham, paramaartham ani feel avutoo ilaa daily collegeki velle vanni.

Alaa oka two years gadichipoyyindi…ayinaa batukki tag single and ready to mingle gaani committed ki change avvaledu.

First yearlo line vesina naga lakshmi subbu gaadiki Ok cheppindi…

Second Yearlo love chesina nithya rupesh gaadiki yes cheppindi…

Inti daggara unna vanaja valla daddyki transfer ayye sariki last momentlo devudu naaku nee roopamlo manchi friendni, oka manchi brotherni ichaadu ani cheppi palle pragathi bus ekki vellipoyyindi ticket konukkoni..



Ikkada naakemo ponda powder dabbalu, dabbalu ayipotoo undi, adlo cheppinattu fair and lovely apply chesi chesi aa tube fair ayyindi gaani nenu maatram okka degree kooda fair kaaledu, action red shoes vishayaaniki vasthe swayam krushilo chiranjeevilaa appudappudu daaniki repair works chesukuntoo use chesukuntunna. Coca Cola tin vishayaaniki vasthe every day 15rs invest chese antha pocket money maa nanna ivvatam ledu…pocket money penchu ani adigithe pocket leni trousers rendu konistaa antunnadu….

As if this was not enough, a rojullo browsing cheyyalante hour ki 60 rupees karchu pettali…ayinaa sare, intlo unna paata steel samaanlu ammi oka two hours chat chesthe andaru naa laanti valle tagilaaru….am hunting for girls, have a nice day, take care ani cheppe valle…
Alaa unna dabbulanni taga lettanu…Inko 2 hours browse chestamu ante intlo steel samaanlu kooda ayipoyyindi….

Sarle, enduku girl friend kosam try chesi time waste chesukovatam for a change career meeda eyeni donate chestaamani naa bulli, bujji korikaku full stop pettesaanu…

Scene cut Chesthe,

Adi Vaseline poosukune kaalam nunchi Shower to Shower powder konnukune kaalaaniki change avutoo undi season [ winter to summer…artham chesukoru]

As usual, nenu atlas cyclelo collegeki reach ayyanu…friend shivatho koorchoni examlo vache 8 marks important questions gurinchi two eyes wide open chesi discuss chestunna timelo…

Appudu, oka merupu merisindi…oka urumu urimindi…oka ala egisindi, collegelo poolu kinda raalatam ledugaani oka ammayi prema desamlo tabulaa small small adugulu vestoo vachindi…

Backgroundlo kanulu terichinaa kanne pilla, kanulu moosina ani prema desamlo paata winamp lo run avutoo repeat optionlo petti play chestunna feeling…


Routinegaa, aa pilla adugu pedithe kaalu kandipotaayemo anukunna…kaani kandi poledu… 

Backgroundlo red color and yellow color flowers padutundemo aa pilla meeda anukunte asalu chetle ledu…

Sare evaraina beggar vastaademo oka 10 rupees istundemo anukunna….beggar raaledu….

Poni, naa daggariki vachi hello…mimmalne…libraryki daaretu ani adugutundemo ani expect chesaa….adi kooda cheyya ledu…

tappu naadi kaadu…telugu cinemalu choosina effect…



Ivi edi jaraga ledu…kaani okkati maatram confirm chesukunna….inni rojula naa waiting ee ammayi dwaara confirm avutundemo ani ventane I started following her…

Aa ammayi tirigi choosthe mohaana news paper pettukoni hide chesukuntaamu lekapothe pakkana grass Peekatam laantivi chestaam anukunna…but ikkada kooda disappointment…ammayi tirigi chooda ledu…

Sare wherever she goes, my network follows annattu I followed her….first year B.A join ayyindi aa ammayi…

Yamuka dorikina kukkala, tene taagina elugu bantilaa, arati gela dorikina enugulaa, toka tokkinchukunna kothilaa urakalestoo santhoshamgaa naalo nene dance chesukunna…

Decide ayipoyyanu malli ponds powder, fair and lovely, action shoes ivvanni bayataku vachaayi…

Ee saari maatram ee ammayini vadala koodadu…single nunchi committed ayipovvali ani decide chesaanu…okka saari commit ayithe naa maata nene vintaa endukante inkevvaru naa maata vinaru kabatti…

So, next day collegeki pittala dora veshamlo vellanu…aa ammayi kosam eduru choosaanu…aa ammayi routingaane tabu style naduchukuntoo class loki vellipoyyindi….

Class bayata nenu railway stationlo aagi poyina trainla, bakery closing timeki migilipoyina veg pufflaa, highway meeda puncture ayipoyina lorryla, cash leni ATM counter daggara wait chestunna customerlaa wait chestoo unnanu…

Ting…Ting…Ting….Ting…Ting…Ting…

Lunch Bell kottaru…

Aa Ammayi bayataku vachindi…raagane grass peekukuntoo nenu edo busygaa unnattu act cheyyatam start chesaanu…

But, surprisingly, aa ammayi naa daggariki vachindi…gunde highwaylo veltunna Volvo buslaa kottukovatam start chesindi…

Inkaa daggariki vachesindi…pedda slap chestundemo anukunna but…

Ammayi: “Hello…Naa Peru lavanya andi…nenu meetho maatlaadaali…”

Nenu: “ Aa cheppandi…”

Lavanya: “Meeru tappugaa anukoru kadaa nenu oka vishayam cheppali…”

Nenu: “ Nenaaa…Tappugaana…Ledandi…Cheppandi…”

Lavanya oka letter teesindi bayatiki…lette ante adenandi…oka white paperlo black pentho raasi untunde…ade…

Letter teesina lavanya:
“ Ee letter teesukondi….night intiki vellina taruvatha teerigaa lungi kattukoni mare chaduvu kondi….chadina taruvaatha mee feelings emito naaku repu cheppandi…kaani oka condition…ee letter chadivina taruvaatha matter nachina, nachaka poyinaa ilaane naatho friendgaa continue avvali…no hard feelings…ok naa”


Letter choosina nenu breatheless songlo sankar mahadevanlaa: “Letter…naaka…ok…feelingsaaa….hardaa..ledu…” ani pichi pichigaa maatlaadi letter teesukoni best runner of the year lagaa run chesukuntoo intiki velli poyya…

Taruvaatha artham ayyindi naa atlas cycle marchipoyyanu anesi…sarle cycle important kaadu ippudu..chethilo unna letterlo content mukhyam anukunna…

Inka intlo pichigaa aravatam, dance cheyyatam laantivi chesaanu…letter chadavaalani anipistunna lavanya night teerigaa chadava mandi kabatti night eppudu avutundaa ani telu kuttina dongala, kukka naakina vennalaa, pilli peekina pizzala wait chestoo undi poyyanu…

Night 10:00 ayyindi…maa nanna as usual tvlo headlines choosi nannu baga chaduko, chadukoka pothe future elaa untundo gurinchi oka 1 hour cheppi logout ayyaru…

Inka time daggariki vachesindi…devudu roomlo devuduki namasthey cheppi all the best ani naaku nenu anukoni letter chadavatam start chesaanu…

Letter Open Cheyyagaane : “ Om Venkatesaaya Namaha” ani undi…

Maa Lavski entha bakthi ani anukuntoo chadivaanu….

“kousalya supraja rama ani slokam undi”…

Kindaku vachaanu: “ After reading this, write 10 letters and give it to 10 people. If you don’t do this, nee head 100 pieces ayipoyyi rythu bazaarlo ammestaaru lekapothe 200 chekkalu ayipoyyi maa inti cup boardski use ayipotaavu …If you do it, neeku good luck vasthundi”

Anthe, kallu tirigindi, mukku arigindi, manasu karigindi, heart jaarindi, burra buruvekkindi…love letter emo anukunna naaku full disappointment…sarle, repu lavanyani collegelo adugutaam le anukunna…



Next day collegeki velle timeki maa friend kiran gaaditho lavanya kanipinchindi….

Vaadiki kooda letter istoo naaku kottina same dialogues kottindi emi anukoku, feel avvakoodadu antoo….kiran gaadu papam ananda padipotoo teesukoni naa daggarki vachi dance chesaadu…

“pichivaada…amayakudaa…night 11:30 ki teerigaa lungi kattukoni chadukunetappudu telusthundile neeku” ani manasulo anukuntoo outside ki maatram “hurray…party mama” ani arichaanu..

Moral Of the Story: Andamaina girls letter ichetappudu koncham alochinchi teesukondi

Friday, September 26, 2008

Before and After Series


Thanks for the wonderful response given for the previous article..mee adharanatho rechi poyyi ee kotha article raastunnanu...oka advantage on blog entante since its all about typing on keyboard refill laaga ink over.com ayye chance ledu

Sceneloki Vaste, koddigaa ZOOM In Chestunna

Adi Platform no : 9,

Railway Station Location: Nampally

Wait Chese train Peru: Chennai Express

Vastaanu anna Vyakthi: Maa Atha Chennai Nunchi

Raavataaniki Reason: Tanu Choostunna Daily serial okati 5 years taruvaatha ayipoyyindi, So Koncham tine dorikindanta relativesni choodataaniki...[reason lekundaa maa vamsamlo evvaru okka pani kooda cheyyaru telusaa? ]

Ting...Ting...[ Bell Kaadu, Railway announcement cheyyataaniki lady mike pattukune timelo vache intro bit]

"Chennai Nunchi Hyderabadki vache train raavataaniki oka 1 hour late avutundi...meeru ee timelo kaapeelu and tipineelu laangichandi and early morning kabatti news paper chadukunevallu english paper ayithe 1 re and 50 paise and telugu paper ayithe 3 rupees investment chesukondi...tata...birla..."
ani cheppindi....

sare ee timelo chesedi emi leka I invested 1 rupee and 50 paise [ software valla kosam conversionlo 0.15K] and got myself times of india. paper alaa tippagaane La Bella Ad okati choosanu loose your weight now..danni pakkane BEFORE and AFTER ani konni pics pettaru...

idi choodagaane what an idea sirji annattu naaku Before and after concept meeda oka incident gurthuku vachindi...



Job Searching and job chese timelo people’s attitude elaa untundo ani before and after serieslo dialogues konni observe chesinavi…strictly intended for fun…

Incident No: 1

Vyakthi: Sankar Rao Uncle [ Edurintaayana]

Before Series [ Job Searching Timelo ]

Sankar Rao Uncle Valla One and Only Son tho: “Rey…Baaga Chaduko Rey…Sarigga Chaduvukokapothe Edurinti Karthik Unclelaa Deniki Paniki Raakundaa Potaav Rey…baaga Chaduvukunte Cycle konistaa Tolukovachu…ledanta ade cycletho mechanic shop pettukuntaavu”…

After Series [ Job Chesukune Timelo ]

Sankar Rao Uncle Valla One and Only Son tho: “Rey…Baaga Chaduko Rey…Chadukunte Karthik Unclelaa paiki vastaavu…chinnapatinunchi entha disciplinedgaa perigaadu…eppudu chaduvu, chaduvu, chaduvu tappa vere lokam lekundaa perigaadu…Neekemainaa Doubts unte kooda uncle aduguraa…uncle advice teesuko…”

Incident No: 2

Vyakthi: Dayakar Babaai [ sandu chivarlo green color houselo first floor untaaru]

Before Series [ Job Searching Timelo ]

Dayakar Babaai: “ Ee poramboku batchki panemi ledu…Eppudu Vinayaka Chavithi anedi, chandaalu collect cheyyatam, vaathitho gola cheyyatam, dance cheyyatam, tandanaaladatam. Deeniki todu valla batch leader aa Karthik gaadu ayithe mareenu…kaaleegaa undatam, pandagalante chaalu road meeda tayaravutaadu…pani paata ledu”

After Series [ Job Chesukune Timelo ]

Dayakar Babaai:
“Abba…Mana Colonylo Vallu entha manchivallu,,,andaru evari jobslo vallu entha busygaa unna kooda pandagalu anesariki kalisi poyi happygaa aadutoo, paadutoo, vinayakudiku poojalu chesukuntoo daiva bhakthi kooda pradarsistunnaru…Paigaa Aa karthik ayithe mareenu, intha busylo kooda aa abbayiki entho chorava teesukoni panulu maanukoni mare vachi pandaga success ayyetattu choostunnadu…”

Incident No: 3


Vyakthi: Vanaja Aunty [ Ramya Valla Mummy]

Situation: Ramya ki Pelli Jarigutunna Pelli Mandapam daggara

Before Series [ Job Searching Timelo ]

Vanaja Aunty with migatha auntys: “ Akka…Choodakka Aa karthik gaadini…Pani paata emi undadu…Udhyogam Sadhyogam ledu…Paigaa Pellikochi vachina ammayilatho elaa maatlaadutunnado choodu…ayinaa tappu vaadidi kaadule…intlo vallu baaga gaarabam chesi edi kaavalante adi konichaaru…vaadiki degree ayyindo ledo bandi konichaaru…ilaa chedi koorchunnadu…ponle, edo pellilo avi, ivi sardataaniki, bandhuvulu evarainaa vaste station nunchi teesuku raavataaniki panikostaadu ani pilichaaa…”


Vyakthi: Vanaja Aunty [ Ramya Valla Mummyne, Roopa kooda Mummyne]

Situation: Roopa ki Pelli Jarigutunna Pelli Mandapam daggara

After Series [ Job Chesukune Timelo ]

Vanaja Aunty with migatha auntys: “ Akka…Choodu Aa abbayi karthik…IBMlo job chestunna kooda koncham kooda garvame ledu…ee kaalam pillalaagaa kakundaa andari ammayilatho entha maryadagaa maatlaadu tunnado…pempakam alaantidi…valla intlo chinnapati nunche baaga paddatigaa, disciplinetho penchaaru…Degree ayina taruvaathe vaadiki bike konichaaru…appati varaku entha dooram ayinaa nadiche vellevaadu…baaga kasthapadi paiki vachaadu…”

Incident No: 4


Vyakthi: Roopesh [ Personal loan iche O bank Executive]

Location: Mindspace, hitech city ki left side nerugaa oka KM velthe vasthundi,

Reaching that place from hitech city:


Cablo ayithe 6 rupees,
Share autolo ayithe 5 rupees [ ladies vasthe mundara driver pakkana koorchovaali]
RTC Bus ayithe 4 Rupees [ Gantaku Okati Vache Chance Undi]


Before Series [ Job Searching Timelo ]


Roopesh: “ Hello Karthik Sir…Very Good morning Sir…We are Offering personal loans, home loans, 2-wheeler loans and any kind of loans you ask for. Interest rate kooda chaala takkuva…Hassle Free processing…”

Karthik:
“ Babu…nenu udhyogam kosam vetukutunna…loan ayithe koncham avasaram…intlo dabbulu adagalekha potunna…loan ishe promptgaa pay chestaa please…”

Roopesh: “O…Nuvvu Inkaa Searchingaa…Sarle, Lite teesuko…Loan ivvam memu…Inkevarainaa Nee friends job chestoo nelaku oka 70k sampadinchi dabbulu peddagaa avasaram ledu ane vallu unte cheppu…vallaki istaam…”


After Series [ Job Chesukune Timelo ]

Roopesh:
“ Hello Karthik Sir…Very Good morning Sir…We are Offering personal loans, home loans, 2-wheeler loans and any kind of loans you ask for. Interest rate kooda chaala takkuva…Hassle Free processing…just mee company id card, 3 months pay slip and inko offer enti ante specially for your company .5% interest takkuva”

Karthik: “ Roopesh…Last time nenu adiginappudu nuvvu ivvaledu job ledani…”

Roopesh: “Oops…Sorry Sir…appudu patha manager oka donga fellow sir…ippudu kotha manager chaala manchi manishi…appatinunchi mee phone number poyyindi….ninnane mee office vallu ichaaru sir…ayinaa mee antha manchi vallu, intha patientgaa vinevallu chaala rare sir…inko 3 members reference isthe meeku 3 points vastundi sir….alaa 100 points reach ayithe meeku oka Milton flask and oka latest movie audio cd istaam maa bank tarapuna…”

Incident No: 5


Vyakthi: Daddy [ Tandri Gaaru Telugulo and Muddugaa Tiger]

Location: Gruham, Ille Swarga Seema Antaarugaa

Situation: T20 match vastoo undi and karthik edo tintoo padukoni choostunna timelo

Tiger Alias Daddy: “ Rey…Entraa TV choostoo koorchunnavu…Nee age vallu, Nee friends andaru edo oka joblo settle ayipoyyaru…vallantha naa salaha vini baagu padutunte nuvvu maatram ilaa tayaraavu…eppudu tv choodatam lekapothe oori meeda padi tirigi eppudo nenu nidra poyye timeki intiki raavatam…sarle emi chestaam…ninnu kanna papaniki edo nenu batiki unnantha varaku posishtaanu…tarvatha nee istham….neekante china pilla nee chellini choodu…daaniki oka cheppa balledu chaduvuko ani…chi …chi…”

Vyakthi: Daddy [ Tandri Gaaru Telugulo and Muddugaa Tiger]

Location: Gruham, Ille Swarga Seema Antaarugaa

Tiger Alias Daddy: “ Rey…Nanna Karthik…Officelo work baaga perigindi antha kada raa… Sarle ee roju weekend kadaa…happygaa paduko raa…and paperlo edo sale padindiraa centrallo…idigo 5000 rupees…teesukoni velli edaina formals konukkoni tip topgaa tayarayyi vellu officeki…inkaa chelli kooda cheppuraa nee officelo job raavalante emi chadukovaalo…”

Ilaa Before and after serieslo dialogueslo chaala maarpulu unnayi….okati DOS laaga dullgaa unte rendodi windows Vista Laaga Colorfulgaa undi…

Inthalo Malli Ting…Ting ani sound vachindi….

Announcergaa Mike andukani: “ Gatha Gadichina Gantalo meeru andaru evariki vaaru kaapeelu taagevaaru taagi, tipineelu chesevaari tini, investment chesina vaaru paperlu chaduvukoni unnarani aasistunnamu…mee railu platform no: 9 ki vachi unnadi”

Ee announcement tho nenu Labella before and After Series nunchi terukoni Maa atha unde compartment daggariki vellanu…

Atha Bayatiki digi nannu choosi: “ Rey…Mee Nanna Entha Paddatigaa Penchaadu…Intha udayyanne Office unna kooda intha dooram nannu pickup chesukovataaniki vachaavu…nee laanti abbayilu inkaa entha mandi unnaru raa ee kaalamlo…naa bangaaru”

Naaku Mind Block Ayyindi…Speechless ayyanu…reason…chi po baabu…siggesthundi…sare cheppestunna…




Nenu kooda ee madhye joblo cheraa…




andukey maa atha AFTER serieslo maatladutundi…

Friday, September 19, 2008

Ramana Rao - O Software Engineer @ MNC, Part 2

Thanks a lot for the wonderful response you have given for the previous part…aa part chadavani vallaki kinda aa part ee linklo lookandi
http://manchipillodu.blogspot.com/2008/04/ramana-rao-o-software-engineer-mnc-part.html
and then follow this one…

Ramana Rao alaa continue ayipotunnadu companylo.

Morning 8:30 ki office ki raavatam kosam 7:00 nunche cab kosam wait chestunnadu. As usual cab driver rafi lategaa vachi akkada stop cheyyakundaane velladu.

Ramana Rao ki cab miss ayyanu ani realize chesi drop autos, 7 in all, city bus ilaa different modeslo manmadhudhu climax songlo nagarjuna stylelo travel chesi reached his office.

Office vellagaane security athanu okkasaari kukka billa alias tag ni display cheyyamannadu and ramana rao tag display chestoo andulo unna pic ni choosaadu. Aa pic lo ramana rao navvutoo unde vaadu [ early days into his job timelo]. Ippude aa navvu maatram missing.

Officeki raagaane food courtki velladu and sodexo card use chesukoni idly order chesaadu. Card ichaadu gokataaniki.

Food court vaadu : “ Sir…Cardlo balance ledu...”
Ramana Rao:
“ Thu Naa batuku…Sare Idigo ee 10 rs teesuko”.

Food Court vaadu aa ten rupees teesukoni plate idly ichaadu mana ramana raoki.

Food Courtlo All directions oka look lokkadu...Andaru IT Slump gurinchi, kontham mandi tax savings tips, kontha mandi US lo close chesina investment bank gurinchi, inkontha mandi centrallo salelo konna dress gurinchi, kontha mandi mamagaaru ivvani katnaala gurinchi talk chesukuntunnaru...
Ramana Rao O manchi corner choosukoni koorchoni idlyni notlo pettukunnadu and immediately “ aaakk….idi idlyna…coffeelo curd rice kalipina taste vastoo undi”.

Inthalo Food Court vaadu oka pen and paper teesukoni vachi: “Give your feedback sir. Your suggestions are valuable to us” ani cheppi oka paper and raayani pennu teesukoni vachaadu.

Ramana Rao was damn furious and wrote all that he can in that form and handed over that to the food court person.

Vaadu routinegaa ramana rao mundare evaro tissue paper adagagaane ithani feedback formni ichaadu.
Ramana Rao Ego hurted. Kaani emi chestaam ee MNC lo evariki chebutaam and emani chebutaamu ani anukuntoo started moving towards his cubicle.

Cubicle daggariki vellagaane valla project manager eduru vachaadu. Ramana Rao ki manasulo amma naa boothulu vasthundi but intel outside ki maatram “Hi Sir…Howz your day going?” ani oka formalgaa question vesaadu.

Project Manager: “ Ya going good man…and how about yours?”

Iddaru Pakka telugu vallu.

One from west godavari and the other from ongole. Ayinaa Emi chestaam Software engineers kadaa. Formals vesukoni formalgaa englishlo maatlaadukovaali with thousands of “Sorry”, “thank you”, “ may I ? “, “ please” anukuntoo.

Papam Ramana rao join ayina kothalo ivanni teleedu but slowgaa develop chesukunnadu commongaa use chesukone phrases like: No Issues, No Probs Man, Please, That is not my requirement, Basically, busy man, shit, Chalo Phir, Teek Hain etc., Ee padaalu nerchukoni batikestunnadu.

Andaritho formalities finish chesukoni tana cubicle loki vachi lotes notes loki login ayyadu mails chesukuntamani. Login avvagaane premagaa hello cheppina project manager nunchi ammanaa boothulatho oka mail vachindi. Onistelo client ichina requirementki taggattu output ivvaledu ani.

Ramana Raoki maatram previousgaa ichina requirementki perfectgaane chesaadu anipinchindi. Kaani emi chestaam “ Client is God.”

Emi analeka he started working on the code again. Inthalo Ullasamgaa Utshaahamgaa nunchi Oka song. Ramana rao picked his mobile intha pressurelo kooda.

Inthalo other side nunchi oka female voice: “ Hello Sir…We are calling from ICICI Bank. We are offering you a corporate credit card especially for your company employess with a life time free"

Ramana Rao ki BP…Bp…Bp…perigipoyyindi…Asale PM dobbestunnadu and ee timelo ICICI aa anesi. Atu side lady kabatti “Sorry Madam…I am busy right now…Call me some other side” ani and having said so he kept his mobile.

After 2 mins anagaa clocklo seconds mullu 120 times tiriginappudu

Malli Ullasamgaa Utshaahamgaa nunchi song and ramana rao lifted his mobile.

Malli Same female voice: “ Sorry Sir…Meeru baaga busygaa unnaranukuntaa…Disturb chesinanduku Sorry once again …”

Ramana Rao Ki Bp…Bp…Bp malli perigipoyyindi and kaastapadi control chesukoni “ Its Ok …No worries" annadu and started working on the code once again.

Malli Ullasamgaa Utshaahamgaa nunchi song and ramana rao lifted his mobile.

Malli Same female voice: “Sorry Sir…Meeru ye timelo freegaa untaaro cheppandi…I will send my executive to your office…”

Ramana Rao Ki Bp…Bp…Bp eesaari uncontrollable ayyindi. “I am not interested. Phone petteseyi” ani okka arupu arichaadu and all of a sudden all the people around him started looking at him.

Ramana Rao appudu matter artham ayyindi and as a typical software engineer “Sorry Man…Sorry…Sorry” ani 1000 times andariki cheppi got himself into work again.

Ilaa 1’ o clock ayipoyyindi…Kadupulo elukalu parigette time.

Inthalo team lo unna venkat vachi: “ Hi Ramana Rao…today we are going out to have TEAM LUNCH…edo kotha hotel anta…ginger court ani…let’s try there”

Ramana Rao Hammaya ee roju routinegaa velli mana food court vaaditho fight cheyyanakkar ledu ani relax ayyadu.

Ade timelo PM came to ramana rao…Mail lo amma naa bhoothulu tittina PM as usual formalgaa : “wassup man…done with the coding…lets go out and have lunch"

I guess I will stop here…restaurentlo emi jarigindo we will see in part 3

Friday, August 29, 2008

Badraiahgaaru – O Expert Burger Eater

Thanks for visiting my blog regularly and please do put some viluvaina comments whenever you happen to pass by.
Anyways, Directgaa Sceneloki velthe Adi 2002 lo,
Anagaa aa timelo hyderabadlo traffic jam anedi peddagaa leni rojulavi…
Ameerpet arealo road meeda appudappudu ducks kooda cross chese rojulavi…
Nenu appude Kaveri Ordinary hitech buslo digina rojulavi…

Digatam Digatam maa cousin vachaadu bus daggaraki…Welcome to Hyderabad stuffs iddaram anukoni intiki vellamu…

Appatike naaku mouth wide open Hyderabadni choosi…Kotha City, Kotha girls , Kotha… ani asia paints ad stylelo anukuntoo unnanu…

Cousin: “Rey…Cityki kotha kadaa…asale oorodivi…konni routes and konni places choopistaa naatho raa…”

Nenu [Manasulo Mandified Nannu Oorodu Annanduku] : “Emi Hydle…maa ooru kanthe x 2 times paddadi anthe…sarle ayinaa ooru choppinchu”

Cousin: “ Sare Raa…Himayath Nagarlo Maa friendni meet chesi vastaamu…Vaadu Hi or Hello ante Hello anu, antegaani Namasthey ani chethulu pettaku”

Nenu: “ Maaku Telusule baabu…”

So, alaa Ameerpet meedugaa, panjagutta without flyover meedugaa, necklace road meedugaa alaa himayath nagar reach ayyi spoke with his friend and the three of us went to universal bakery.

Cousin: “ Rey…Memu Burger tintunnamu…Neekemi Kaavaalo Cheppu…”

Nenu: “Pongal Dorukutundaa?”

Cousin: “ Rey …Idi Bakery Raa…Inkaa Nayam Vallani adagaledu…Poni Burger Order Cheyyanaa? Neeku Tinatam Vachaa?”

Manaki Ego.com Hurt Ayyindi…Ventane Oka Lie.org chebutaamani decide ayyanu…

Nenu: “ O…Burgeraa…Enduku tinatam Raadu…maa oorilo regulargaa avi tintaanu…”

Cousin: “ Veg Burgeraa or Veg Cheese Burgeraa…?”

Malli Manasulo Oh my god…ilaa different types of burgers untaaya…Sare Veg Cheese peru peddadigaa undigaa ade chebutaamani I ordered for that.

Oka Five minslo Maa order vachindi.

Cousin: “ Rey…Idigo Veg Cheese Burger…tinatam Vachaa lekha nerpinchanaa…raakapothe mohamaatam.com vaddu…”

Nenu accept cheyyakundaa raadu ani Sarle…Nuvvu Nee Over Action…TInatam Vachule…Nenu tintaanu ani cheppi dosa mukka okati teesukunnatu oka piece pick chesukoni I started rubbing that piece in the cheese and started eating like pav bhaji.

My Cousin and his friend started laughing and finally taught me how to eat.

So, alaa slowgaa I learnt how to eat a burger in my debut days in Hyderabad.

Aa taruvaatha I went to Universal Bakery many times along with my friend and professional burger eater ayipoyyanu…

Idi Naa Flashback…Ippudu Future front ki vachestunnanu….

Adi 2008, August Month

Anagaa Ameerpetlo Manushulu kooda road daataleni paristhithi unna rojulu…
Breadlo Jam ante teleeni pillalaku traffic jam ante matram telisina rojulu…
Hyderabad ooriloki Kaveri Volvo stop aye rojulu…


As usual, I went with my friend to universal bakery to have my fav. Veg cheese burger…
So, iddaram velli order chesi wait chestoo unnamu...

Inthalo Mana Expert Burger eater badraiah gaaru introduction start ayyindi…

Badraiah Gaaru came in Ford Fiesta along with his wife and parked the car.

Vaaru Car digaaru. Side nunchi wife and venuka nunchi 3 aada ladies got down from the car. Choodagaane artham ayyindi…Vallu kooda kothagaa city.com ki vachaaru anesi.

From the way badraiah was explaining them, we understood that his wife and her friends doesn’t know how to eat burger.

Badraiahgaaru: “ Meeru Ikkadiki kotha kadaa…Ikkada Burger chaala famous and nenu commongaa, regulargaa ade order chestuntaanu…meeku kooda adi cheppanaa?”

Seethakka: “ O badraiahgaaru…adedo burgero birgero annarugaa…adi order cheyyandi…memu ade tintaamu”

Badraiahgaaru: “ O Seethakka..Alaane…Meeku tinatam raakapothe nannu choosi nerchukondi”

Naaku Naa flashback gurthuku vachindi…Maa cousin badraiah roopam and veshamlo vachaademo ani okasaari 2002 ki vellanu…

Malli maa friend back to 2008 teesukoni vachaadu…

Sare I stopped eating my burger and started watching badraiahgaaru curiously.

Valla Order Vachindi…adenandi 5 veg cheese burgers…

All the four ladies were waiting for badraiahgaaru to start so that they can learn how to eat.

Badraiahgaaru ordered for an extra paper plate and all the four ordered for an extra paper plates.

Naaku artham kaaledu gaani curiousity.com perigi poyyindi…

The server gave them what they asked for and as usualgaa All the four ladies were waiting for badraiahgaaru to start so that they can learn how to eat.

Badraiahgaaru started mixing the burger just the way he kalipify aavakaaya annam or sambar annam and all the four started kalipifying just like him.

Oh my god…valla cheyyantha cheese ayipoyyindi…I completely stopped eating and started looking at them…

Badraiahgaaru: “ ippudu Muddalugaa Chesi second platelo pettukondi…pettukunna taruvaatha okkokotigaa tinandi…ilaa burger tinaali..so simple you know…”

All the four ladies started doing the same thing.

Arunakka:
“ O Badraiah…Nuvvu cityki vachi chaala nerchukunnavayya…Maaku intha varaku telavadu idi elaa tinaala ani…inda ee pedda mudda neeku” ani cheppi she gave that to badraiah.

Waiterki, Naaku and Maa friendki mind block ayipoyyindi…Burgerni ilaa kooda tinochu ani lifelo first time telisindi…

Thank god, nenu alaa cheyyaledu 2002lo ani thinkutoo maa burgersni alaa table meeda vadilesaamu…

Badraiahgaaru malli fina twist ichaadu…

Badraiahgaru: “ Seethakka, Arunakka…meeku Next time pizza tinatam nerpistaanu…”

Oh my God…its high time we leave that place before he orders some thing else ani jump jilaani ayipoyyamu akkadinunchi…

Moral Of the Story: In Case, If any of your friends want to learn how to eat a burger, badraiahgaaru will teach you how to eat a burger…Course Fees : Just Rs.500 / burger. Enthainaa Specialist kadaa…