Thursday, November 27, 2008

Krishnan - O Specialist Computer Operator


Its been a month since I updated my blog…emiti one month ante intha fastgaa run run run annatto vellipoyyindaa ane feelinglo unnanu…kaani ee one monthlo chaala jarigindi…
US economy slowdown, recession, jobs lo discount, konni companieslo full count ilaa etu choosina ide topics…

Aakshariki functionski vellina senior citizens antha edo govt job choosukoledaa ani, oh you are poor software engineeraa annatu lookstho kill chesaaru…

Inni kastaala madhyalo kooda heartni jubilee hills lo kothagaa illu kattadaaniki techina stonelaagaa chesukoni madhyalo gap unna timelo surya s/o Krishnan movieki okka lookesukunna…

Aa movie choosina inspirationtho maa tiger alias tandri ki maree ekkuva respect ivvatam start chesaanu…phone call chesinappudu kooda customer care valla style lo thanks for calling ani cheppatam, pratidaaniki meerenduku nanna…nenu…nenu…nenu unnanugaa aa work cheyyataaniki annattu tayarayyanu…

Inka sceneloki velthe…

Samayam: Mitta Sayantram 5:43 PM and 13 secs [Aunties antha coffee taagi tala duvvukune time, Uncles antha officelo duty nunchi veltoo vedigaa mirapa bajjilu attender govindu daggara teppinchukune time]

Nenu Office nunchi intiki tirigi vachanu…

Tiger filter coffee taagutoo uffu uffu ani oodukuntunnadu…Nannu office nunchi raavatam choosi What a Son anna lookings istunadu…

Backgroundlo missamma paatalu…infrontemo vedigaa bajjilu and bondalu waiting for me ….

Appudu, Appudu, Appudu mogindi naa mobile phone…peru choosaanu…Archana ani undi…Flower kante sunnitamaina Liver laanti naa manasulo edo alajadi…current shock kottina kaakila, flyover meeda nunchi kinda padda busla fastgaa room loki velli Call lift chesaanu…

Nenu: “ Hi..Archana…Cheppu…enti ee timelo?”

Archana: “ Rakesh….Neeku telusu kadaa that I am moving today to Bangalore in the evening bus at 7:45…Madhyalo oka half an hour time undi from 6:15 to 6:45…mana regular place hungry jacks daggariki raava…ninnu choodalanipisthundi…”

Last dialogtho naa heart butter scotch icreamni micro ovenlo petti heat chesinantha tvaragaa karigipoyyindi….mind hand jaarindi….

Nenu: “Archana…I will be there in 12 mins…daarilo bandiki Indian Oil petrol vesukoni nee daggaraki vachi vaalutaa…”

Archana: “ Alaage…Tvaragaa Raa…cos journey hadavidilo untaanu and dad kooda malli phone chestoo untaaru…bye…”

Inthalo Maa tiger alias tandri Surya S/o Krishnan lo Krishnan stylelo nanu choosi:

“Ekkadiki going my son…naaku computerlo koncham pani undi…edo accounts type chesukoni printout teesukovaali…so please switch it on and open word and vellu bayatiki…”

Nenu Intel inside annattu Manasulo: “ Abba…Archana akkada hungry jacks daggara nannu choodalani hungrygaa wait chestoo undi and late ayithe angrygaa vellipothundi…ippudu computer boot chesi velthe archana your time is up anthundi…but ikkada Krishnan laanti tiger adigithe No ani ela cheppedi”…

Having no option but Krishnan effect on my sunnitamaina manasu, computerni boot chesi word open chesi maa Krishnan ki cheppi start ayyanu inti daggara nunchi…


Samayam: late Sayantram 6:02 PM and 12 secs [Software vallantha What a heavy day anukuntoo return ayye time and pillalantha abba tution ki vellalaa ani anukuntoo start ayye time]

Routinegaa, Petrol bunk inko 2 mins dooramlo undanagaa vehicle aagipoyyindi….inka pulling and pushing exercise start chesukoni velthe akkada fullgaa queue…almost recentgaa release chesina bike models anni akkada unnattu undi…

Kasthapadi oka 10 minslo petrol fillup chesukoni bayatiki vachanu….inthalo mobilelo call..peru choosthe archana ani undi…

Appatike archana faceni oohinchukogalanu…Batukamma lo sindhu tulaanila, karthavyamlo vijayasanthila, deyyam movielo maheswarila face expression ichesi untundi …cos archanaki lategaa raavatam, wait cheyyatam laantivi ante chiraaku…

Nenu: “Archana…Routine dialog anukoku, inko 2 minslo untaanu…traffic jamlo irukkoni poyyanu…”

Archana: “ Its Ok…Make it fast…eppudu anthe nuvvu…”

Nenu: “Ok…vachestunna…inko 2 minslo infront of you…”

Kaani, appatiki chanti cinemalo venkatesh laanti innocent ayina naaku infront you kaadu infront crocodile festival undani teleeka 60 nunchi 80 kmph speedlo vellatam start chesaanu…

Malli Mobilelo call…Abba Archana malli chestundi anukuntoo phone side choosaanu “ Tiger Alias Krishnan” Peru kanapadindi…Inka something urgent anukoni

Nenu: “ Nanna…Cheppandi…emiti?”

Tiger Alias Krishnan: “Hey…emi ledu…ikkada urgentgaa ee accounts finish chesi auditorki ivvali…key board connection unattu ledu…dokku computer…entha type chesinaa padatam ledu raa digits…emi cheyyali”…

Nenu: “ Nanna…back side CPUlo keyboard ni USBLo connect cheyyandi…nenu inko 30 mins vastaa…”

Tiger Alias Krishnan: “Alaage my son…tvaragaa raa raa…koncham urgent adi…”

Nenu Ok anesi Archana ee paatike kopamtho oogipotoo untundi…sorry elaa cheppalaa ani alochinchukuntoo veltunna…

Malli Mobilelo call…Abba Archana malli chestundi anukuntoo phone side choosaanu “ Tiger Alias Krishnan” Peru kanapadindi…

Nenu: “ Nanna…Cheppandi…emiti?”

Tiger Alias Krishnan: “Hey…nuvvu cheppinatte chesaanu….ayinaa kooda digits padatam leduraa…its urgent raa…”

Nenu: “ Computer Restart Chesi choodandi….Chance undi…I will be there in 20 mins nanna…”

Nanna: “ Alaane raa…tvaragaa vacheyi..asale auditor uncle gurinchi telusugaa…”

Nenu: “ OK nanna…alaane..sare untaa…”

Ventane Malli Archanaki nene call chesi: “ Archu…roadki opposite side unnanu…just 1 min lo untaanu” ani cheppanu…

Archana [kopamgaa] : “Sare raa…naakidi alavate kadaa…” ani phone pettesindi…

Malli Mobilelo call… choosaanu “ Tiger Alias Krishnan” Peru kanapadindi…

Nenu: “ Nanna…Cheppandi…emiti?” ani astha chemmalo hero bus journeylo arichinattu arichaanu…

Tiger Alias Krishnan: “Hey…Nuvvu cheppinatte chesaanu raa..raavatam ledu….but its urgent…okkasari inti vachi chesipo raa…lekapothe nuvvu naa son vi kaadu and nenu nee dad Krishnanni kaadu…”

Inka naaku artham kaaledu…archana daggariki vellalaa lekha Krishnan laanti maa tiger daggariki vellalaa…

Archana kooda vellipothundi and Krishnan is saying its urgent..paigaa surya s/o Krishnan choosina effect tho tiger daggarike veltaamu ani U turn kotti vellanu…

Pocketlo Phone is ringing…Phone side choosthe Archana ane peru undi…Lift chese dhairyam ledu…Titlu vinataaniki glucose kooda taaga ledu…malli kaavalante archies ki velli I am sorry greeting card koni sorry cheppukuntaamle ani anukuntoo intiki vellanu…

Missamma paatalu raavatam ledu…Gintanjalilo Nandi konda vaagulona ane deyyam song vastoo undi….

Nerugaa Room side parigettukoni vellanu to check the problem…malli maa Krishnan gaaru akkade koorchoni unnaru…

Nenu Problem choodakunda restart chesaanu system which took 10 mins…maadi maanchi Pentium 1 systemle….

Then word open chesaanu…numbers type chesthe padatam ledu…

Keyboardlo Left side 2nd cross roadlo turn kotti choosthe Nums Lock is switched off…On chesaanu…numbers padatam start ayyindi…

Tiger Alias Krishnan: “Oh Chaala Simple kadaa raa…indaaka edo light velugutundi kadaa nene off chesaanu raa…adi off chesthe numbers padavaa…idi phonelo cheppochugaa”

My god…anthe…emi cheyyalo artham kaaledu…ippudu kalla mundu archana kanipisthundi….asale encounter specialist…and missed callslo 16 times ani undi…

Sare, velli sorry chebutaamu anukunte time is already 7:10 PM…Inka archana Bangalore ki ready ayipoyyi untundi…

Sare, atleast bus stand daggariki velli rajalo venkatesh laaga, suswagathamlo pavan kalyan laaga dooram nunchi tata chebutaam anukoni start ayyanu bus standki…

On the way, malli call…

Tiger alias Krishnan: “ Rey…Motham type chesaanu raa…Save cheyya ledu…inthalo current poyyi system restart ayipoyyindi…ippudaa aa file ekkada untundi raa…”

Vammo…ippudu file undadu ani chebithe istri chesestaadu….undi ani chebithe ekkada ani adugutaadu…edainaa problem…emi chestaam…ee saariki I am sorry card koni pampinchatame archanaki anukuntoo intiki return ayyanu….


Moral of The Story: All Krishnan’s ki basic Computer Operation Nerpinchaali lekapothe Manaki heart Operation ayipothundi…



11 comments:

Krishna Kumar said...

Bagundannai...ikaa nee paristiti arthamaindi...mee(mana)lanti valakoame naa blog oo paata petunna choosko... :-P

roopa said...

lolzz...pretty gud one...very funny...

deepthi said...

nice one but wat hpnd to archana u never told us chepuuuuuuuuu

kutty said...

bagundi.....

sivarchana said...

Good...
manchi son anamata surya alias rakesh... :~)

Lekha said...

Father ki computer neripinchali bagane undi:-) Archana blore lo work chese software engineer aa????

jajimalli said...

Sir ,Nenu weekend avva gane kallu e dichukuntu chala dull mood lo vacha work ki ,annukokunda me blog chusa.Trust me boss .you made me run on my toss.majja lo yenni clients call vachina thoraga finish chesi chadiva.To be frank dad tho kadhu online shoping chesi mummy tho inka torcher untadhi masteroo.anyways good one.

Deepthi said...

Rakesh
As usual manchi post.. very true Krishnan lanti dad ki and Radha laanti mom ki basic comp skills nerpinchali ledantee parugulee.. esperience tho chepthunna :p

Satish Bolla said...

baasu, bhale cheppav baasu. ilaanti issue ne naaku kuda okati thagilindhi. aagaagu, mee archana issue kaadhu. number lock issue. client place lo oka travel clerk unnadu. vaadu oka roju phone chesi konchem inchuminchu ilaa annadu - "endhukayya, thokkalo databases thayaaru chesthaaru? nee valla naa work 3 days aagipoyindhi. form lo number padatam ledhu" ani oka peeeedha issue chesaadu. theera chusthe same nee problem ye.

PaRaDoX said...

nenu nee place lo undi unte kachhitam ga krishnan ki dhoka ichhi unde vaadini mashtaru serious ga kani aa surya s/o krishnan movie chusaka gani naa manasu marachhu mari emo aa film chusaka cheptha naa comment

vinu said...

ITS TRUE RAKESH ... VALAKI COMPUTER BASICS NERPIYALI.... LEKAPOTHE MANA PARISTHITHI ILANE VUNTUNDHI :(

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