Saturday, June 6, 2009

Swargamlo Kooda Recession effect

Adi 2009 Samvatsaram Endaakalamlo Unna June Nelalo
Samayam: Mitta Madhyanam 1: 45
Venue: Maa officeloni canteenlo
Canteenlo andaru bhojanam chestaamani vellamu...

Rahul canteen vallatho godava padutunnadu…
”aa shivagaadiki chicken biryanilo cockroach vesi ichaaru…maaku kooda Sodexho cardlo anthe geeki enduku cockroach veyyaledu”…

Inthalo surendra ayithe goda ekki dooka botunnadu ninna veyyaledu. Monna veyyaledu kaneesam ee roju kooda cockroach veyyaledu anesi…

Inko side choosthe canteen athanu lift meeda unna ballini teesi “sir choodandi mee kosam fruit platelo vesi istunna” anesariki surendra suddengaa Sikkim lottery consolation prize kinda 10 rupees gelichina athanilaa facelo health and glow vachindi…

Inko dotnet team valla team member birthday anesariki cafetarialoki cherukunnaru…colleague iche party anesariki evari kakruthi koddi vallu 2-3 fruit platelu tinesi “wish you happy birthday” ani cheppi claps kodutoo endipoyina roja puvvunu plastic coverlo petti gold wraper chutti "This is for you" ani istoo unnaru…

Ide timelo subba rao ane maa colleague ki HR nunchi call vachindi…

“Please rest room ki velli moham soaptho kadukkoni colleagues tata cheppi vasthe meetho oka china 15 mins discussion pettukuntaam” ani…

So, HR preethi pilichindi anesariki KPJ stonelaaga merisi poyina subba rao akkadiki vellagaane oka 5-6 kotha HR interns andaru vachi bouquet ichi, sir emi taagutaaru? Coffee, tea, cool drink anesi, inkonthamandi “Waaaavvvvvvv….What a Man” anesariki subba rao gallo telinattunde ane song manasulo vesukoni bayatiki maatram “What preethi…it seems you called me?” ani annadu…

Daaniki Preethi “ Due to redundancy, we are not lucky enough to get your valuable services and your warranty is expired…please sound horn” ani cheppi tata cheppindi…

Inthalo migatha interns andaru vachi Subba Rao ki “Congrats sir…mee valla maaku oka employeeni elaa terminate chestaaro practiclegaa telisindi…you are great sir…” ani pogidesaaru…

Oka HR intern thana chethini kattitho poduchukoni vachina bloodtho subba rao ki tilakam diddi “ meeru challagaa undaali sir…challagaa undaali” ani cheppi edustoo pakka room loki vellipoyyindi…

Inko HR intern oka tamalapaaku teesukoni vachi “if you are satisfied with our services, velle mundu please blow horn” ani edurugaa unna Indica Cabni choopinchi subba rao kallaki dandam pettindi…

Inthalo Finance team anil vachi “madam, motham ippati varaku world wide recession celebrities 9,99,999 and mana Subba rao tho kalipithe 10,00,000 avutaaru…next week shanbagh hotello sir ki sanmaanam chestaarantha 1 milliionth customer ayinanduku” ani cheppi “ congrats sir” ani subba rao ki cheppadu…

Subba rao Ki appudu artham ayyindi tanu kooda oka Recession badhitudu ani…

Anthe company nunchi bayataku vachesaadu…bayataku raagaane okate pidugulu, merupulu…subba rao veepu meedemo kurupulu…koddi sepu tank bund daggariki velli lord buddhani choosaadu…aa taruvaatha Tarnaka varaku nadichi velladu…akkada nunchi 7-in-all lo intiki veltaamani oka 1 hour wait chesaadu…kaani taruvatha artham ayyindi aa routelo 7-in-all undavu anesi…

Finally elaagoo intiki velli “Ye…naake ilaa…nenemi papam chesaanu…roadlo beggar kanipisthe kooda entho sinceregaa naa deggara dabbulu levu anni loans ke potaayi ani cheppi have a nice day antaanu kadaa…inka maa project manager ichina work enta easy ayinaa kooda naaku raadu ani cheppi pakka team vallatho cheyinchukoni valla confidence build chese naake endukilaa? Asalu devudu unnada? Unte naa meeda intha kasi enduku aayaniki?” Ani oka 100 questions from bagawadh gita copy chesukoni chadivi oka templeki velli ganta kotti oka 5-6 times camerani athani meeda pichi pichigaa tippina taruvaatha “ raa…digi raa …divi nunchi bhoomiki digiraa” ane paata paadutoo

The following stunts are performed by a professional and should not be practised at home annattu raka rakaalugaa poojalu, tapassu chesaadu…

Devudemo ithani paatalu vinte talanoppi ekkuvagaa vasthundani rendu chevulo cotton pettukoni duppati kappukoni padukunnadu…ayinaa kooda volume penchesariki inka valla kaadule …veedi paatalu vinte manam medical collegelo demo piece kinda migilipotaamemo anukoni ventane lungi teesi puli charmam dress vesukoni subba rao mundu visible mode loki vachaadu…

“Nayana…Emi Nee korika?” anagaane venuka nunchi “Dushhhhh” ani sound vachindi…

Ventane Mana Subba Rao “Naaku unna loans ento telusugaa….avi pogaa migiledi naa jeethamlo 1 rupee and 25 paise…mari nannu enduku aa preethi chethilo peekinchaavu? Ippudu naa loans sangathi em kaanu…naa sangathi em kaanu?”

Ee maata anagaane devudu okate vekki vekki edustoone unnadu…alaa 1 hour ayina taruvaatha kallu gattigaa tuduchukoni jebulo unna kerchief teesukoni koddigaa mineral water vesukoni wash chesukoni ilaa cheppadu subba rao tho…

“Babu…neeku kastaalu vasthe naaku cheppukuntunnavu…mari naa kastaalu evaritho cheppukonu…Monnane ee recession effect valla moodu grahallo maa operationsni shut down chesaaru… moodu kotla mandi staff enduku anesi chaala mandini layoff chesesaaru…monnatinunchi maa resource manager mr. narada daggara oka list undanta…aa listlo sani grahamlo operations annitini close cheyyalani plan chestunnaranta and layoff listlo naa peru kooda undani talk vachindi…

Inka, clients mimmalni choosthe mee issues annitki severity very high ani pettisastunnaru…mee problems solve chese time saripovatam ledu…inthalo maa project manager vachi enduku inta delay? Enduku solve cheyyatam ledu? Ani mammalni dobbestunnadu…

Ivanni oka ethu ayithe aa rambha, menaka, urvasi ee swargam pvt ltd companylo join ayyi already oka 1000 years ayyindi antha. Okka appraisal ledu, oka onsite opportunity to Chandra mandalam or narakam ledani aligi koorchunnaru…vallaki pakka grahamlo edo oka offer undanta…koncham 10% hike ichinaa kooda akkadiki vellipotaam antunnaru...prastutham market down ayyindi kabatti edo vallu noppulu unna kooda chinna chinna steps vesukuntoo unnaru.

Sarle, skills emainaa upgrade ayyi meeku vachina issuesni tvaragaa solve chestaam ante training ki manchi faculty leru…Patha skillstho work cheyyalante processing time ekkuva ayipothundi…Eppudu Maa global operations head Vishnu gaariki kopam vasthundo artham kaavatam ledu…

Poni, maa marketing team shivudu, vinayakudu vallu bhoomiki vachi manchi projects padataaremo anukunte valla fuel chargeslo 50% cut anesariki vallu bhoomiki vellatam maanesaaru…deenitho Brahma tana manufacturing companyki sambandhinchina konni plantsni close chesesaaru…Saraswathi devi tana staffki jeetham ivvalekha schools ani moosesindi…

Inka Indrudu office ki vastaademo anukunte aayana inti daggara monna doordarshan channel oka 1 hour choosadanta…appati nunchi sick leave oka 3 months teesukunnadu…so, ikkada decision making cheyyataaniki senior resources lekundaa poyyaru…

Deeniki todu, aa north india batch ayina raamudu, lakshman koddigaa lobbying chesukoni valla resources ayina seethani, anjaneyunni, bharathunni andarini projects veyinchaaru…
Inkaa, ilaa cheppukuntoo pothe ee recessionlo chaala tensiongaa undi…naa daggara dabbulu levu…maa wife valla puttintlo vallu ee roju evening vastunnaranta…chicken oka kilo teesukoni rammantundi...so, nenu naa manana maadipoyina masala tea taagutoo em cheyyalaa ani alochistunte nuvvu nee paatatho nannu ekamgaa Apollo hospitalslo swine flue vachina patientlaa join cheyinchetattu unnave…”

Deenitho Subba Rao “Swamy…mee kastaalu vinna taruvaatha …” ilaa antunte oka eddu vachi athani meedaku vachindi…

Subba Rao pakkaki tappukunnadu…

Aa eddu nerugaa velli Accenture building daggara unna road meeda peda vesindi….

Scene Cut Chesthe

Maa cafeteria vaadu : “ Sir…ee roju weekend special …halwa ready” annadu….

Harish: “ enti halwa nallagaa undi….vaasana koduthundi…”

Sir emi ledu, indaaka autolo teche timelo accenture daggara kinda padindi annadu cafeteria owner…(ikkada edduki ee halwaki link ledani anukunte maatram meeku doordarshanlo grama darshini program choopinchaalsinde)

13 comments:

dewdrop said...

baabu chitti tappadu inka nenu aganu ade ninnu pogadatam... eddu peedaki halwaki linkettava..haha..too good yaar..inka oka note icchav chudu madyaloo.these stunts are performed by proffesionals ani adi too good.. baaga rasav keep it up...

Lekha said...

super :-)

Shruthi Nibhanupudy said...

Pattabhi sir son anipinches kunnaru meeru.Chaala bavundhi.I was so down indakati daka.Chadivaka full josh ochesindhi!!!Gud work.Mee acount lo boledu punyam deposit ayyi untundi chuskondi :)

Haritha said...

kevvuuuuu no words only laughs .i have enjoyed every line.

vidya said...

ilanti article can be written by a professional and should not be practised at home..good one.. :)

Maya said...

Rakesh garu, mee blog by chance tagilundi..edo osipoka chadavatam modaleta..1st post maa TL balavantam meda chadiva, 2nd post navvu tepinchindi, 3rd post tega nachesindi, 4th post ki mee blog ki addict ayipoya...I am thoroughly enjoying...grt work..meeku ikada picha fan following kuda unatundi, thanks for giving us these laughs :)

ADITYA said...

Hi rakesh this is one of the best article after "Madhuri" article . Lots of humor and asusuall ni mark anedi kanapadindi like " camera ni 5 times tipatam ", "sikkim lottery lo 10 rupees gelavatam "

Very well written ... devudu edavatam.. swargam loni description chala kothaga vundi paina pettuko( keep it up ;)) , chepalli ante line line lo punch vundi ... so oka punch line ki oka halwa chappuna niku pampistanu :P

nani said...

keka...bagundi rakesh..

sakhie said...

hmmm..rakkksss.. jst loving this article... hehehe.. baga rasavv...
lungi kattu koni free ga rasinthavv ee matter ni andhukee.. inthaa freee gaa navvu kuntunammm ekadaa... hehe hahaa.. gud... keep up the spirits.. njyy hv funn...

Yemiledu said...

mee blog lo kuda recession effect kanipistundi!

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Yashwanth said...

I loved it...idi yadruchikamo maremo teliyadu kani...na daggara ilanti idea okati undi.. kakapotay na idea koncham veru...and adi inka rayaledu.. enduko ne blog page ki visit chesanu...ee swargam lo recession effect chusi stunned...

Srinivas said...

2nd half chala bagundi