Saturday, October 24, 2009

Nenu Margadarsilo Cheraanu...Mari Meero?

First of all, Oka PEDDA sorry for all the visitors who kept visiting this blog for the last three months without any updates here…Work has taken …sorry ...reserved the front seat…anduvalla ee gap…

Gatha 3 monthslo nenu last monthki veltunna…

Sceneloki velthe, adi mindspace bhavanam, madhapur, hitech city, Hyderabad.

Andaru yadhavidhigaa medaku mangala sootram adenahe…ID card vesukoni officeki veltunnaru…

Alaane nenu office ki poyyanu…

Vellagaane, oka 20 mandi kalisi veltunnaru….udayanne team lunch entabba, sarle, ee time kadaa, MNClo emainaa team breakfast introduce chesaaremo anukoni daggariki vella…velthe naa friend surendra andarini lead chestoo mundu vastunnadu…

Aa sceneni choosthe Tagore cinemalo chiranjeevi, chatrapathilo prabhas, pokiri climax scenelo Mahesh babulaa unnadu Surendra…

Nenu: “Enti Surendra…Ekkadiki Veltunnaru?”

Surendra: “Velletappudu Ekkadiki ani adagakoodadu ane common sense kooda ledaa? Sarle, emi ledu, mana HR vallu pilichaaru…Managerki Surendra, Team members ki Suri, Kastallo unna vallaki Suranna, Naa ane vallaki Sureedu ayina nannu lead cheyyamanesariki ilaa mundundi margadarsilaa nadipistunna”

Nenu: “Sarle, naa timex watchlo time ayyindi…nenu login avutaa…” ani vachesaanu…
Taruvaatha, naaku oka 15 minutes lo phone call from HR department…

HR executive: “ Hello Sir…mee friend Suranna, Samara Surendra reddylaa tayaarayyadu sir…ikkada aparichitudu movielo vikramlaaga viruchukupadutunnadu…HR teamlo evaru dorikithe valla chevulu koriki, kallalo compasstho podichestunnadu…koncham vachi help chesi eeyanni control cheyyandi…”

Nenu: “Ventane vachestaa…” ani start ayyanu

HR room daggariki vellesariki ‘BEWARE OF SAMARA SURENDRA REDDY’ ane board tagilinchi undi…

Mellagaa, Oka chethilo doma tera pattukoni, inko chethilo kerchief pattukoni vellanu…lopala choosthe Surendra kottagaa cherina HR executive chevulu koriki “Nee kammalu goldenaa…ayinaa naakenti..randiraa…entha mandaina sare…any time any place” ani arustoo kanipistunnadu…

Nenu mellagaa venuka nunchi velli kerchief vesi pattukoni eedchukoni bayatiki teesukoni vachaanu

Anthalo oka 5-6 members vachi mathu injection vesi surannanu pandabettaru…
Taruvaatha, nenu Surannanu valla intiki teesukoni vellanu…sare oka 1 hour taruvaatha lechaadu…lechi mellagaa TV on chesaadu…

On Cheyyagaane edo oka channello “The world is yet to come to terms with recession” ani antoo oka anchor kanipinchindi…

Ventane, Surendraku naram daarunamgaa erupekki TV monitor meeda ekki anchor chevulu korakaboyyadu….

Appudu artham ayyindi “ Surendra ni maa company vallu lay-off chesaaru” anesi…

Sarle, koddisepu ayina taruvaatha poonakam vadilinchukoni Surendra ilaa start chesaadu…

“Ee month ending varaku salary istaa annadu…taruvaatha nunchi ICIC Home loanski, HDFC credit cards, inti rentki, bandi EMI ki pay cheyyalante kaneesam 28, 673 rupees and 43 paise avasaram…elaa sardaali…elaa sampaadinchaali”

Nenu: “ Simple mams..Naukri lo nee resume upload cheyyi…call kosam wait cheyyi…”

Surendra: “ Vaddule raa..maa nannagaaru chepparu…Eenadulo employement newslo chadivi vaatiki apply chesukuntaanu…maa nannaki kooda aa rojullo alaage job vachindanta…”

Alaa surendra Bru coffee vijaya milklo kapupukoni taagutoo paper chadavatam start chesaadu…inthalo eenadu pelli pandiri page vachindi…

Ventane Surendra: “naaku okka chance ivvu…battalanni ippesukuntaa” annadu…

Naaku artham kaaledu

Surendra: “Eureka” ani arichi kothagaa Central lo konna Van huesen chokkanu chinchesukunnadu

Nenu: “Oh neeko Idea vachindaa? Adi cheppochu kadaa…ee chinchukovataalu, ivvandi enduku?”

Surendra ventane vanta roomki velli screw driver teesukoni vachi chokka kuttukuntoo ilaa cheppadu: “Mama…elaago ee month end varaku raavochu officeki…medalo mangala sootram kooda undi…(Company ID card…first paragraph miss ayinaa readers ki pratyekam)…so, ee time lopala evaro oka job chese ammayini chesesukunte atleast aame salarytho iddaram batikeyya vachu kadaa…”

Idea ki Ok chebithe ekkada malli trouser kooda chimpesukuntaado anesi nenu: “Nuvvu chestunnadi rightaa?” ani adigaanu.

Suranna: “ Okkasaari nenu COMMIT ayithe…UNDO cheyyalenu…naalo unna manishi bayataku vastaadu…” antoo faction cinema dialogni SQL terminologylo use chesaadu…

Scene Cut chesthe,

Nenu: “kkkkkkkkkkkevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv…..ammov vaddu….nannemi cheyyodu…naa medalo anjaneya swamy danda kooda undi…sree anjaneyam, prasannanjaneyam…” ani antunnanu…

Inthalo oka chiru navvu navvutoo Surendra: “Bayapaddavaa…emi ledu…pelli choopulaki andamgaa undaalani mokhaaniki creams poosaanu….” Ani annadu…

Alaa, aa roju nundi mobile beauty parlor maintain chestoo shanumkha rao marriage links velli tana photoni ichaadu…

Marriage links athanu: “Sir…negative ichinattu unnaru…normal photos ivvandi” anesariki Surendra athani chevvu vaipu choosaadu…

Nenu aapi “ Sir…maa vaadi asalu color and asalu photo ide” annanu…

Marriage links athanu: “Sir…mee requirements enti?”

Suranna: “Ammayi baaga chadivi first classlo pass ayyi undi…”

Marriage links athanu: “Sir…ante meeku maree 6 years papa kaavala sir…”

Malli Suranna athani ear vaipu choosadu…

Nenu Malli surannani kerchieftho katti marriage links athanitho “ Sir…motham athanu cheppedi vinandi”

Suranna: “ Ammayi baga chadivi first classlo pass ayyi ye WIPRO lono, TCS lono, INFOSYS lono campus placement ayyi work chestoo unte chaalu…naaku paisa katnam vaddu….next Sunday meeru maha marriage mela conduct chestunnaru kadaa…akkadiki vastaanu”

Next week vachindi,

Mana Suranna vallantha municipality vallu domala mandu kottinattu axe deodorant kottukoni, facial cheyinchukoni Maha Marriage Melaki velladu…

Akkada athanu vellagaane andaru maskulu vesukoni unnaru…

Suranna marriage links athanitho : “ Sir enti Swine flu kosam inni jagrarthalaa?” ani adigaadu

Marriage links athanu: “ Ledu sir…ikkada evado vedhava deodorant kottukoni vachinattu unnadu…aa kampu bharincha lekha andaru maskulu darinchaaru…”

Suranna malli athani chevi vaipu choodatam start chesaadu…

Nenu malli laagi aa melalo vachina ammayila vaipuku teesukoni vellanu…

Akkada mana suranna requirements ki sariponi vallani antha reject chesi final oka iddaru ammayila daggariki vachaamu…

First ammayi daggariki velli suranna: “ Nenu software engineergaa working sestunna…meeru ee month ending lopala nannu marriage sesukuntaaraa?”

First ammayi: “Chi..pondi…naaku next year pelli chesukovataaniki maa intlo vallu practice chesukommani pampinchaaru…pelli choopullo elaa undaalo avanni nerchukovachu anesi ikkadiki vastunna….”

Second ammayi daggariki vachi suranna same question repeat chesaadu…

Second ammayi: “ Meeru software…nenu software..so, naaku alaa wait cheyyatam meeda pedda nammakam ledu…so, meeru next month antunnaru….nenu next week antunna…pelli chesesukuntaam”…

Ee maataku maa Suranna kangana raunutni tinnadu adele Khangu tinnadu….

Ventane tana manasulo Sri rasthu Subhamasthu ani paatalu paadukoni pelli date fix chesukunnadu…

29th September ’09.

Ventane ammayi prasunamba from TCS kooda OK anesindi…

Pelli roju prasunamba vachi Surannatho “Meeko sangathi cheppali” anesairki Suranna “ No jnans not now…am busy you know” ani tappinchuku tirugutunnadu…

Inthalo pellilo evaro aoftware vallu Recession ane word use chesaaru…

Ventane sangeethamlo apasruthi dorlithe oogipoyye sankarabharam somayaajulu laaga mana Suranna “ Evaru? Evaradi? Ikkada recession ane padam use chesaaru…chebithe valla chevulu korikestaa” anesariki andaru silentgaa ayipoyyaru…

Aa timelo mana prasunamba vachi “ Sureedu…neeko vishayam” anesariki Sureedu maatladavante nee chevvu koriksestaa annatto choosadu…

Ventane pantulu gaaru mantraalu chadivi netti meeda naalagu biyyam ginjalu challi “Seegrameyaa Pilla papalu praptirastu” ani cheppi tana chevulu moosukoni vellipoyyadu…

stage paina suranna deodorant vaasana barichalekha masks vesukunna vallu kooda vaari vaari oorlaki vellipoyyaru…

Inka prasunamba Surannatho meeko vishayam cheppali anesariki Suranna kooda tana job poyyindi ane vishayam cheppali anukunnadu…

But ladies first kabatti Prasunambake chance ichaaadu

Prasunamba: “Em ledu…adi…adi…Recession kadaa…”

Ee maata vinesariki malli mana SAMARA SURENDRA REDDY avataaram pooni oogatam start chesaadu Suranna…

Suranna: “Aa Recession…ayithe?”

Prasunamba: “Recession anesi repe naaku last date annaru…nannu Lay off chesaaru…ee maata chebutaamani chaala try chestunna…”

Daaniki Suranna: “Same peach…nannu peekesaaru…sarle, repat nunchi nuvvu kooda sakshi paper konukko…iddaram kalisi employment opportunities column choosukuntoo apply chestaam….”

Taruvaatha Valla Nannaki Phone chesi Sureedu: “Nannoi…Naa Pellam kooda Margadarsilo Cherindi…tana kooda job pogottukundi…oka 100 rupees money order chesthe iddaram kalisi cinema choosi vastaam…”

Idi matter….Meeru evarainaa Margadarsilo Cheraaraa?

5 comments:

Tejasvi said...

hey chala baagundi!

anurag_im kool said...

anna....gurugaru....meeru ma guru gaare..comedy lo aa vaadi veedi ematram taggaledhu

vidya said...

margadarshi membership vachesindi..inthaki memu saakshi lo vethakala...eenadu lo vethakaala??

amul said...

Hello rakesh,

Your blog is very good.org.
Nenu na Fav blogs lo idi Ctrl S chesanu.
Mee blog lo latest updates emi leva????

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