Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Harini – O Bus ekkist

Nenu: “Enti baabu …mare intha daarunam.com…Mainroad nunchi ikkadiki 20 rupeesaa?” ani aaskaanu auto driverni.

Auto Driver: “ Mee moham choosi I told that cheap. Inkevarainaa ayithenaa 30 rupees askevaani”.

Nenu: “ Edisaavule...Inkevaraina ayithe 10 rupees maatrame takings nuvvu…”

Auto Driver: “Nannu emainaa tellandi but meeru naa nijaayathini and commimentni anoddu…memu maa intlo hamam sabbu maatrame usings since last 20 years…”

Nenu: “Sarle…Neetho Naaku fighting.org endukule..Naa bus vachindi…nenu goings….”

Ilaa auto vaaditho tellings nenu bus standlo ki vellanu to get into my bus…Hyderabdki nellore nunchi bus annamaata…

So, reached my bus and buslo ekki I started searching for my seat…finally, window seat daggariki vellings but naa seatlo evaro sittings.

Nenu: “ Sir…Idi naa seat…koncham stand up ayyi mee seatki veltaaraa?”

Window seatlo sittings ayina sir : “ abbayyov…enti nee seat nee seat antaavu…memu kooda reservation ki try chesaamu…aa timelo ayipoyyindi. Anduke vere seat vachindi…ayinaa pedda nuvvu reserve chesukunnavani posaa…deenikante pedda pedda buslo memu travel.com chesaamu….monna maa abbayi americalo unnappudu kooda…”

Nenu: “ Sir…naaku assalu opika.com ledu…daya chesi nannu forgive me….velli mee seatlo meeru sittandi…” ani toldaanu…

Having said so, I finally sat in my seat and vechi choosings for some interesting personalities in the buses.

Finally, Oka girl along with her father came into the bus…Venki cinemalo sneha vachinattu, varsham movie lo trisha vachinaatu vachindi. Nenu kooda mindlo oka song vesukunna AMAV lo venkateshlaa emaindi ee vela ani…

Alaane aa ammayi comings comings comings…ilaa comings comings ayyi finally naa seat before sit ayyindi. Along with her, as usual, valla daddy vachaaru…

Nenu ikkada siggings and moggings and naaku nene “wah…lucky chance kottesaavu guru” ani thinkutoo elaa intro chesukovaali ani practice chesukuntunnanu.

Ammayi valla daddy : “ Amma harini…jaargrarthamma….asale ontarigaa prayanam chestunnavu. Cityki vellina taruvaatha phone cheyyi. Baaga chaduvuko. Time ki annam tinu…”

Malli naaku backgroundlo keyboard and flute vayinchinattu anipinchindi.

Ammayi peru harini ani telisindi. I love you o sravani ani venki song laaga nenu kooda oka song singukunnanu.

Taruvaatha I was tongi choosings whats happening ani.

Harini: “ Abba…enti nanna..nenemi china pillani kaadule…Nenu manage chesukuntaa…”

Harini’s Dad: “Edo lemma…mee pilla kunkalaku emi telusu…50 years industry ikkada…ayinaa maa maata mereppudu vintaarule…undu..nenu velli conductor.org ki cheppi vastaa…”

Having Said so, Harini’s dad velli conductortho talkings.

Ee timelo Hariniki tring tring ani mobile lo call vachindi.

Harini : “Hello…aaa…vimala…vey..mathslo second question important or trignometrylo page no : 3 lo unna 4th problem chaduvukonaa?”

Ee maaatalu vini I thought mana harini is a ranker. Eppudu chaduvu gurinchenaa ee pilla talk chesedi. Must be an intelligent girl ani naalo nenu thinkaanu.

Harini’s Dad came along and told her “ eppudu studies.com ye naa…koncham relax avvamma…nee pakka seatlo ongole lo oka ammayi ekkings anta..jaagrarthamma…ontarigaa goings…”

Inthalo Paam...Paam ani sound vachindi…

I understood driver has ekkified the bus and moging the horn.

Ekkadinuncho busloki passengers andaru vachi sittified in their respective seats and bus U-turn teesukune timelo rountinegaa evaro okadu run run run chesukoni finalgaa bus ni reach chesaadu.

Harini’s Dad ran along with the bus and told her “Happy journey. Asale ontarigaa veltunnavu…conductorki cheppanu appudappudu neeku emainaa kaavalante aayaniki cheppu…health jagrartha…timeki tinu..studieslo fall ayyi health ni neglect.org cheyyaku…tata..birla..ambani…”

Harini: “Tata Nanna…Bhayamgaa undi ontarigaa vellalante…asale intha mandi abbayilu..somehow manage chestaa nanna…after reaching call chestaa nanna…”

Ee scene choodagaane naaku kanneru round roundgaa tirigindi…papam kadaa harini ontarigaa elaa manage chestundoani…

Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…

Cell mogings.

I understood that its for harini. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.

Harini: “Aa Vamsi cheppu…indaaka my dad was beside me... andukey raa cut chesaanu…don’t think bad raa…”

Mirror pagilina sound…I understood its not the mirror but my manasu pagilified. Sare ani I kept my two ears wide open to hear the conversation.

Harini: “Sorry annanu kadaraa..alaa alagaku raa…nuvvu aligithe naaku cry vasthundi…ilaanti china china daaniki kooda kopam enduku raa..maa dad pakkane unnaru raa…”

Atu side nunchi Vamsi told her something.

Harini: “Ok raa..tappu ayipoyyindi…as a punishment repu hyd ki raagane neetho kalisi movie ki vastaale…”

Mirror pagilina sound inkaa baaga vachindi…Naa heart jaarified…and I started to listen to her conversation with rapt attention…

Harini: “Vamsi…Sorry raaa….inkeppudu ee mistake repeat cheyyanu raa…promise raa..ide last time raa..em cheyyanu..dadni vaddanaa vastaa annaru bus stand ki…”

Ilaa cheppings and she kept her phone down.

Naaku harini ni choosi mandings and kaaraalu miryaalu noorings.

Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…

Cell mogings.

I understood that its for harini again. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.

Harini: “Enti Pradeep…Bus stand ki vachi dooram nunchi naaku tata chebutaa annavu but nuvvu kanipincha ledu…” Pradeep told her something.

Harini: “ Oh Vachaavaa…Sorry raa maa dad pakkane unnaru…anduvalla atu itu no lookings raa….and ee saari neetho kalisi shopping raalekha poyyanu..maa akka US nunchi vachindi raa…

Pradeep told her something again.

Harini: “ nijamgaa raa…Bayatiki pampa ledu…next time nenu vachinappudu nvvu nenu outside goings and also movie kooda goings ok naa…”

Naaku ikkada mind kaadu…total manishine block ayyanu…entee daarunam…naa harini enti pedda chadivist anukunna…ilaa talkings enti….

Harini: “ Sare raa Pradeep..Dad call chese time…malli chestaale neeku…”

Sare inka harini sleep chese time emo…ayinaa pakka seat is vacant kadaa…I will try to sit beside her ani plan chesukuntunna…

Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…

Cell mogings.

I understood as usual its for harini. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.

Harini: “ Sorry Raa Dilip…Indaaka maa dad call chesaaru…andukey busy…And dilip ee roju naaku memorable day raa…neetho koorchoni tinna ice cream chaala baagundi raa…I really liked it raa…”

Dilip told her something…

Harini: “abba…edisaavu..naa kosam ice cream teesukoni Hyderabadki vastaavaa? Entha istham raa nenanthe…”

Keek…Keek..Keek…keek…

Car Horn kaadu…Signal lekunda harini’s mobile cut ayipoyyindi…

Naaku ikkada kallu red red ayipoyyindi and ears nunchi smoke comings. I am fuming bussu …bussu antoo

Bus stopped at one point …one guy ekkified into the bus…

Veedu Ekkified and nerugaa vachi Harini pakka seatlo sittings…

I thought he was given that seat and lucky fellow ani thinkutunna…

Harini: “ Hi Raa madhu…vastaavo ledo ani tension raa okate…thanks raa…ee seatlo inkevaraina koorchings ani okate tensiongaa undi raa…”

Naaku chukkalu kanipisthundi …artham kaavatam ledu…

Madhu: “ harini neeku company kaavalante entha dooramaina vastaanu…”

Harini: “ Telusu raa madhu…intha sepu nee gurinche thinkingslo unna raa…”

Naaku edavaalo, navvalo artham kaaledu…and two ears petti vine opika ledu…

And slowly I wentified into sleep…

Morning the bus reached nampally in hyd…Inko 10 mins lo ameerpetlo stoppings...

Ee timelo Harini: “ Rey madhu…get up raa…get up raa…get down raa…inko 10 mins ameerpet is coming…I need to get down there raa…my peda nanna is coming raaa…aayanaki malli doubt comings…get down raa…get down raa…”

Madhu: “ Ok vey….me getting down…catch u later “ ani cheppings he digified…

Naaku morning morning mandings…

Finally, the bus reached ameerpet and nenu kooda ade stoplo has to get down and so I gotified there…even harini gotified there…

Ventane she got a call again…

I thought one more narasimha or sudeep or bhanu ani but from her reaction I understood its from her dad…

Harini: “ Aaaa…nanna…Cheraanadi…night chaala sepu chadivaanu…but oka vishayam cheppali nanna meeku…naa venuka some passenger was sitting…he is commenting me through out..I think vaadu taagi bus ekkademo ani.…nenu conductor ki complain chesina taruvaatha ayana warning ichaaru…naaku edupu vachindi…inkeppudu ontarigaa vellanu nanna…meeru kooda raavali naatho”


My gosh..this is the end…I was almost on the verge of fainting…Mosam…dagaa…kutra….harini nannu drunkardni chesindi ani thinkutoo

“Auto…Auto…” ani arichaanu intiki velli cry chesukuntoo koorchutaamu ani…

Moral of the story: Whenever you are getting into a bus, make sure there is no harini sitting in front of you…cos in front harini sitting ayithe crocodile festival only…

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Yamudiki Branch Office - Maa Officelo Cafetaria

Ee Madhya paperlo Guinness book of world recordlo mana Hyderabad vallu okesaari 1,65,000 mandi oka 8 songs singi ekkarani vini naa manassu adlo liril sabbutho snanam chesina heroinelaa egiri gantesindi.

Paper chadavatam ayipogaane maa nanamma “era badavaa…tea temmantaava?” ani adigindi.

Nenu ye vishayamlo No cheppina ee vishayamlo cheppanu kabatti nanamma ki “ Te vey ..ade Tea “ annanu.

Ventane nanamma navvutoo vachi tea ichi “ naa bangaare…naa bujji” ani vallantha gajji patina kukkala alaa vadalakundaa pattukoni muddu cheyyatam start chesindi (entole...chinnapati nunchi nannu koncham gaarabamgaa choosukovatam aameki hobby anta).

Nannamma entha maatlaadutunna naa mindlo maatram alaanti recordlo naa peru enduku inkaa padaledu ani alochistoo tv on chesaanu….

Ventane Gemini tvlo evado okadu tube lights ni maramaraalu tinnattu, penkulanu chekodeela lekkanna tinatam, inkevaro okaame ayithe ekamgaa fanlanu chips kinda navileyatam choosanu…Appudu anipinchindi maa office lo memu kooda canteenlo tintunnamu kadaa…maa peru enduku Guinness recordsloki ekkakoodadu anesi.

Endukante, vellu ilaanti items ennainaa tinagalaru kaani guts unte maa cafetariaki vachi okka full meals tinagalaara…leru…tinte tikka patti anakapally buslo americaki veltaam antaaru ani sagarvamgaa cheppagalanu.

Inka nenu sceneloki velthe,

Adi nenu Companylo Kothagaa cherina rojullo…(Clean Shave, kotha formal dress, nethi meeda vibhudi)

HR formalities anni aypoyina taruvaatha maa HR naatho: “Projectlo repu ninnu map chestunnamu…company chuttu tirigi familiar avvu..gym, nee cubicle, ikkada work atmosphere, library anni state of art laaga untaayi”
Nenu: “ Madam….cafetaria ki daaretu? Cafetarialo food elaa untundi?”
HR :
“Hello…Hello…sorry rakesh …I got an urgent call for a meeting” ani cheppi akkada nunchi goda dooki paaripoyyindi…

Sarle, MNC kadaa chaala panulu untaayile HR laki anukoni inkevarainaa old employeesni adugutaamani naa floor ki vellatam start chesaanu.

Akkada oka 1 hour work chesukoni pakkane unna Mainframes employee padmakarni adigaanu “ Sir…cafetariaki elaa vellali? Aakali danchesthundi?”
Mainframes employee padmakar mukku moosukoni
“ atu edam pakkaki velli second right tirigithe vasthundi meeru adigina place” ani cheppi vomiting chesukuntoo rest room loki vellipoyyaru.

Naaku artham kaaledu….bahusaa work pressure ekkuva ayyindi and endaakaalam kadaa emi timeki tinakapovatam valla ilaa ayipoyyaremo ani jaaligaa aayana vaipu choosi cafetariaki vellanu.

Velli Menu Choosaanu
Bread Pakodi (Chinna Chinna Rallu)
Idly (Paper weightlu)
Onion Dosa (News paper with a difference)
Poorilu (Rubber Mukkalu)
Chappatilu (Chinigi poyina Cheppu mukkalu) ani undi…

Sare, bread pakodi ani order chesthunthe cafeteria owner naa vaipu jaaligaa choosi oka token chinchi naa chethilo petti freegaa oka kadupu noppi tablet ichaadu. Naaku artham kaaledu…chillara kinda edo halls istaaru, lekapothe crane okkapodi istaaru…identidi varietygaa… MNC kadaa ani sardukunnanu.

Sare ani velli token ichi order kosam weight chesthunthe inthalo oka senior .Net programmer okatanni strecherlo teesukoni veltoo oka naluguru kanipinchaaru. Inko side oka Java programmer oka lady ki valla colleagues gattigaa pattukoni nadipistoo, aame rest room ki velthe todugaa antha varaku vellatam, malli time timeki glucose ivvatam chestunnaru…

Anthalo ekkada nuncho aa .Net programmer valla manager vachi athanni “ vedhava…enni saarlu cheppinaa neeku budhi raada? Annitiki tondarenaa? Meals tinakuraa ante vinnavu kaadu…poyina saari ilaane tinnavu…appudu oka 2 months ayyindi normalki raavataaniki…asalu next year nunchi mana company employees ki medical insurance vaadu insure cheyyanu antunnadu…”

Ee maatalu vinna naaku edo artham chesukune timeki nenu order chesina rallu…adenahe…bread pakodi vachindi…
Oka kaali placelo koorchoni tinatam start chesaanu. Oka mukka teesukoni notlo pettukunna…anthe malli notlo pallu lekka pedithe 30 maatrame unnayi…appude artham ayyindi…score 1 for 2 ani..ade okka korukuki rendu pallu anesi…Inka ventane railway level crossing daggara unde gate ki stop pettinattu naa notiki oka stop board tagilinchukunna…

Ee matterni inthathitho vadala koodadu ani nenu ventane r. narayana murthy laaga ‘cafataria entire…daani ruche yentiro’ ani paata paadukuntoo feedback formlo oka complaint vichala vidigaa pedataam ani velthe akkada token no: 1052 ani ichaaru…already meals lo unna queue kanna ikkade peddadigaa undi…ayinaa sare wait chesi raasi vastaam ani aa queuelo nilabaddanu…

Suddengaa ekkada nuncho raghu, suredendra, rahul, shiva ani naluguru SAP consultantlu maatladukuntoo vastunnaru…
Valla conversation ilaa undi Surendra: “ Enti raghu sir…meeru companylo join aye mundu 130Kgs undevaaru..ippudu motham kalipi kooda oka 20kg unnattu leru….”

Raghu sir:
“This entire credit goes to our cafeteria….inthaku mundu iron leg sastrilaa unde nenu kattani gym ledu, vellani club ledu, tiragani weight reduction centers ledu, eragani plastic surgeon ledu…ayinaa tagga ledu kadaa paigaa every two months ki pant size maarutoo undedi…alaanti nenu ivvala intha, sannagaa happygaa unnanu ante kaaranam mana cafeteria food…idi science andani adbhutam..ivvala janaalu iron leg sastri ani pilavatam maanesi edainaa iron tablets vesuko balaaniki antunnaru”…

Inthalo Siva : “ Rey..veltaamu raa…naaku client call okati undi..asale 20 mins late…maa PM ki emi cheppalo kooda artham kaavatam ledu…asale appraisal time…tedaa vasthe layoff chestaaru”

Rahul : “ Simple mama…cafetarialo juice taagaanu ani cheppu..debbaku PM emi anadu…athaniki telusu enduku neeku late ayyindo…”

Complaint iche lopala naa savanni panjaguttalo smasaanamlo suite book chesukone time ayipothundani postpone chesukoni vastunnanu…

Konthamandi Unix Administrators kottagaa vachina KICK movielo bramhanandam second half chesina scenes gurinchi discuss chesukuntoo navvukuntunnaru…Inthalo valla delivery manager vastunnadani telusukoni andaru silentgaa atununchi paaripoyyaru….

Andulo oka Unix administrator pratapni pattukoni nenu : “ enduku sir…alaa paaripotunnaru?”

Pratap: “ Maa delivery manager..parama strict…aayanaku assalu nachadu memu ilaa work egotti maatlaadukuntunte..asale severity 1 ticket edo vachindanta”…

Ilaa, athanu chebutunnado ledo, valla delivery manager, pramukha factionist ayina Maheshgaaru “kaapadandi, kaapadandi” ani arustoo akkada nunchi parigettamtam start chesaaru…

Company motham eeyanni choosi paripothunthe eeyana evarini choosi paaripotunnaro telusukovaalani aayanni aapi adigaanu “ enti sir…enduku paaripotunnaru?”

Mahesh Kumar:
“ athanu…athanu” ani atu side vastunna oka manishini choopinchaadu.

Nenu: “Artham kaaledu sir, cleargaa cheppandi” .

Mahesh Kumar: “ Athanu mana cafeteria nunchi tea teesukoni vachi naaku istunnadu…adi taagithe kachitamgaa nenu oka 3 months leave pedataanu..naaku vaddani cheppi nannu kaapadavaa please”

Nenu ventane athanni aa spot nunchi tarimesaanu. Maantrikudi pranaalu chilaka lo unnattu maa delivery manager pranaalu maa cafetarialo unna tealo undani telisi mukku meeda kallu vesukunnanu.

Sare, last but not the least, cafeteria owner phone number adigi athani maatlaadutaam anukoni akkada unna staffni adigithe goda meeda poster undi…andulo chaduvukondi annaru…Posterlo matter ilaa undi
“Picha Pichagaa laavugaa unnaraa? Adhika baruvu mee samasyaa? Then contact,
Ganesh, cafeteria owner, 98660 98660”


Akkada nunchi tirigi vastunte GYMlo oka vanda mandi chaala baruvulu etti kandalu tirigina chethulatho edo practice chesukuntunnaru...

Nenu oka laavaati uncle sravanni aapi " enti sir...wrestling competitionki practiceaa" ani adigaanu.

Laavaati Sravan Uncle: " nee avva...practise ledu emi ledu...next month mana cafetaria vallu edo food festival pedutunnaru anta....daani kosame ee practice antha"

Inkaa naaku maatalu aagipoyyayi….

Moral of the Story : Anyways, ippatikainaa cheppandi maa office vallaki Guinness booklo eke chance undaa? Ledaa?
Ledu ante maatram maa officelo tea teesukoni vastaa

Friday, May 8, 2009

Just waiting for You to call me

A relationship bring expectations. When those aren't met in our minds, our minds can become confused, Our eyes get dried, Our heart starts bleeding. This article is all about the frustrations and how stuck someone feels when they are waiting for that single call from someone SPECIAL…

I am still waiting for that call…
I pray it will happen, but I don't know when. You're so far away from me.


I am still waiting for that call…
When the night is dark and words are few, I sit by the window and think of you. With all my heart, wish you were here…

I am still waiting for that call…
I'm still waiting on my toes. Holding every breath, not thinking twice. Time is going so slow, its not flying.

I am still waiting for that call…
I'm holding on with all that I've got. My body's growing weak, but my heart is not. I cry myself to sleep wondering when you are going to call.

I am still waiting for that call…
No matter what I do or where I go, I always end up in a bind. The reason for that, you are always on my mind.

I am still waiting for that call…
Remembering all our happy times, But deep inside I am not really happy cos another day passed by without your call.

I am still waiting for that call…
feeling very lonely, When I look at the world around me, A guy passing by with a girl by his side,And there is no one beside me.

I am still waiting for that call…
Though I face the world with a smile, no one knows what is hid inside. They see only happiness, they cant see the tears I've cried.

I am still waiting for that call…
Sitting in this quiet place. Just waiting for you to notice that I’ve been sitting hereWaitingWaiting for YOUWaiting for you to notice me

Why do you pretend like I don't matter to you, when you're all that matter to me?

It is another day when you haven't called all day. I have no way of reaching you. Besides waiting for your call what else can I do? A call is all it can take to awaken me from an awful dream.

I still have my key board in my hand and am still waiting for your call. With memories still fresh and thoughts all of you this story is still incomplete. It needs your touch and fragrance. It needs a HELLO from your side.

Moral of the Story: We never know what we have until we have lost it. Yet in a time so short they just slip away And we're left with the feeling of lonelinessAnd the urge to yell "I miss you, come back!" So when you still have them Tell them you love them. Show them you care. Don't wait till the next day