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Anyways, Directgaa Sceneloki velthe Adi 2002 lo,
Anagaa aa timelo hyderabadlo traffic jam anedi peddagaa leni rojulavi…
Ameerpet arealo road meeda appudappudu ducks kooda cross chese rojulavi…
Nenu appude Kaveri Ordinary hitech buslo digina rojulavi…
Digatam Digatam maa cousin vachaadu bus daggaraki…Welcome to Hyderabad stuffs iddaram anukoni intiki vellamu…
Appatike naaku mouth wide open Hyderabadni choosi…Kotha City, Kotha girls , Kotha… ani asia paints ad stylelo anukuntoo unnanu…
Cousin: “Rey…Cityki kotha kadaa…asale oorodivi…konni routes and konni places choopistaa naatho raa…”
Nenu [Manasulo Mandified Nannu Oorodu Annanduku] : “Emi Hydle…maa ooru kanthe x 2 times paddadi anthe…sarle ayinaa ooru choppinchu”
Cousin: “ Sare Raa…Himayath Nagarlo Maa friendni meet chesi vastaamu…Vaadu Hi or Hello ante Hello anu, antegaani Namasthey ani chethulu pettaku”
Nenu: “ Maaku Telusule baabu…”
So, alaa Ameerpet meedugaa, panjagutta without flyover meedugaa, necklace road meedugaa alaa himayath nagar reach ayyi spoke with his friend and the three of us went to universal bakery.
Cousin: “ Rey…Memu Burger tintunnamu…Neekemi Kaavaalo Cheppu…”
Nenu: “Pongal Dorukutundaa?”
Cousin: “ Rey …Idi Bakery Raa…Inkaa Nayam Vallani adagaledu…Poni Burger Order Cheyyanaa? Neeku Tinatam Vachaa?”
Manaki Ego.com Hurt Ayyindi…Ventane Oka Lie.org chebutaamani decide ayyanu…
Nenu: “ O…Burgeraa…Enduku tinatam Raadu…maa oorilo regulargaa avi tintaanu…”
Cousin: “ Veg Burgeraa or Veg Cheese Burgeraa…?”
Malli Manasulo Oh my god…ilaa different types of burgers untaaya…Sare Veg Cheese peru peddadigaa undigaa ade chebutaamani I ordered for that.
Oka Five minslo Maa order vachindi.
Cousin: “ Rey…Idigo Veg Cheese Burger…tinatam Vachaa lekha nerpinchanaa…raakapothe mohamaatam.com vaddu…”
Nenu accept cheyyakundaa raadu ani Sarle…Nuvvu Nee Over Action…TInatam Vachule…Nenu tintaanu ani cheppi dosa mukka okati teesukunnatu oka piece pick chesukoni I started rubbing that piece in the cheese and started eating like pav bhaji.
My Cousin and his friend started laughing and finally taught me how to eat.
So, alaa slowgaa I learnt how to eat a burger in my debut days in Hyderabad.
Aa taruvaatha I went to Universal Bakery many times along with my friend and professional burger eater ayipoyyanu…
Idi Naa Flashback…Ippudu Future front ki vachestunnanu….
Adi 2008, August Month
Anagaa Ameerpetlo Manushulu kooda road daataleni paristhithi unna rojulu…
Breadlo Jam ante teleeni pillalaku traffic jam ante matram telisina rojulu…
Hyderabad ooriloki Kaveri Volvo stop aye rojulu…
As usual, I went with my friend to universal bakery to have my fav. Veg cheese burger…
So, iddaram velli order chesi wait chestoo unnamu...
Inthalo Mana Expert Burger eater badraiah gaaru introduction start ayyindi…
Badraiah Gaaru came in Ford Fiesta along with his wife and parked the car.
Vaaru Car digaaru. Side nunchi wife and venuka nunchi 3 aada ladies got down from the car. Choodagaane artham ayyindi…Vallu kooda kothagaa city.com ki vachaaru anesi.
From the way badraiah was explaining them, we understood that his wife and her friends doesn’t know how to eat burger.
Badraiahgaaru: “ Meeru Ikkadiki kotha kadaa…Ikkada Burger chaala famous and nenu commongaa, regulargaa ade order chestuntaanu…meeku kooda adi cheppanaa?”
Seethakka: “ O badraiahgaaru…adedo burgero birgero annarugaa…adi order cheyyandi…memu ade tintaamu”
Badraiahgaaru: “ O Seethakka..Alaane…Meeku tinatam raakapothe nannu choosi nerchukondi”
Naaku Naa flashback gurthuku vachindi…Maa cousin badraiah roopam and veshamlo vachaademo ani okasaari 2002 ki vellanu…
Malli maa friend back to 2008 teesukoni vachaadu…
Sare I stopped eating my burger and started watching badraiahgaaru curiously.
Valla Order Vachindi…adenandi 5 veg cheese burgers…
All the four ladies were waiting for badraiahgaaru to start so that they can learn how to eat.
Badraiahgaaru ordered for an extra paper plate and all the four ordered for an extra paper plates.
Naaku artham kaaledu gaani curiousity.com perigi poyyindi…
The server gave them what they asked for and as usualgaa All the four ladies were waiting for badraiahgaaru to start so that they can learn how to eat.
Badraiahgaaru started mixing the burger just the way he kalipify aavakaaya annam or sambar annam and all the four started kalipifying just like him.
Oh my god…valla cheyyantha cheese ayipoyyindi…I completely stopped eating and started looking at them…
Badraiahgaaru: “ ippudu Muddalugaa Chesi second platelo pettukondi…pettukunna taruvaatha okkokotigaa tinandi…ilaa burger tinaali..so simple you know…”
All the four ladies started doing the same thing.
Arunakka: “ O Badraiah…Nuvvu cityki vachi chaala nerchukunnavayya…Maaku intha varaku telavadu idi elaa tinaala ani…inda ee pedda mudda neeku” ani cheppi she gave that to badraiah.
Waiterki, Naaku and Maa friendki mind block ayipoyyindi…Burgerni ilaa kooda tinochu ani lifelo first time telisindi…
Thank god, nenu alaa cheyyaledu 2002lo ani thinkutoo maa burgersni alaa table meeda vadilesaamu…
Badraiahgaaru malli fina twist ichaadu…
Badraiahgaru: “ Seethakka, Arunakka…meeku Next time pizza tinatam nerpistaanu…”
Oh my God…its high time we leave that place before he orders some thing else ani jump jilaani ayipoyyamu akkadinunchi…
Moral Of the Story: In Case, If any of your friends want to learn how to eat a burger, badraiahgaaru will teach you how to eat a burger…Course Fees : Just Rs.500 / burger. Enthainaa Specialist kadaa…
Friday, August 29, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
I can see the pain
Describing an "emotion" or a "feeling" verbally, finding just the right words, can sometimes be a real challenge. We are seldom hurt by a stranger, but rather by those we love. For only they have the weapons that bring real pain
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I am writing this article at a time in my life in which my friend deserted me. It hurts me because I thought she really cared and it confused me so...the sudden change. I now know that when things get rough, you discover who your friends really are. I miss her.. Yet, I know it will never be the same.
Saying goodbye to a friend isn't easy. And sometimes our good-byes, like our emotions, don't make perfect sense. It's ironic how when you find a friend, this friend treats you as a really good friend at first because you are new, but then starts to fall away. This happened to me several times on occasion, and when the friend falls away, the mask is removed.
I still see her face in my dreams and It hurts and it doesn't help me at all. I still want her in my life and I want to catch her when she falls. I still remember the first time I met her. There was something so different about her. Her friendship was something I wanted to get and I can remember her smile when she said hi to me.
Out of no where we exchanged our phone numbers and she called me on the phone. I cant express my feelings when I heard her voice. I wanted to sit there and talk to her forever. She was new, crazy and unknown. I just felt this friendship is so different and it will never end.
Whenever I was down and blue she was always there. No matter my problems are, she was always there.Whenever I felt like nothing matters,she was always there.Now she is gone, and I don't know what to do. I close my eyes and think of her and how she was always there.
Initially, I thought its just a matter of time before our friendship blossoms.So, i gave some time to heal and called her on her mobile. But, most of the time the mobile keeps on ringing or it says the user is busy but never answered. That's the time I understood she doesnt need me at all.
It's hard to look at the pictures, and get memories of the good olden days. When you lose a friend, your feelings are very volatile. You begin to tumble, crash and fall through ever minute and every second that she is gone.
Pain... Tension... Fatigue...Depression...Anger...Aggression, Frustration.All these unwanted sensations is leaving my heart cold and fearing. I feel she doesn't need me any more. I used to tell her everything and now we sometimes don't even say hello anymore.
I feel betrayed and all alone, like everything is a lie. I am trapped in a world of anger and rage. No one seem to see what I am going through this time, or understand why.
I see myself sitting sadly in the corner, Knees drawn up tightly to my chest.Mind and body wreaked in sorrowAs tears course down my face.As I sit here all alone,I wonder whether she will see this article and understand what sort of pain i am going through.
Moral of the story: All that is left is the hurt and the absence in my heart, that of which nobody can ever refill.Always remember the good times of friendship, and remember what was, not what has become of a good situation into a bad. Always stay positive. Friendships are the best, don't let them die.
.I am writing this article at a time in my life in which my friend deserted me. It hurts me because I thought she really cared and it confused me so...the sudden change. I now know that when things get rough, you discover who your friends really are. I miss her.. Yet, I know it will never be the same.
Saying goodbye to a friend isn't easy. And sometimes our good-byes, like our emotions, don't make perfect sense. It's ironic how when you find a friend, this friend treats you as a really good friend at first because you are new, but then starts to fall away. This happened to me several times on occasion, and when the friend falls away, the mask is removed.
I still see her face in my dreams and It hurts and it doesn't help me at all. I still want her in my life and I want to catch her when she falls. I still remember the first time I met her. There was something so different about her. Her friendship was something I wanted to get and I can remember her smile when she said hi to me.
Out of no where we exchanged our phone numbers and she called me on the phone. I cant express my feelings when I heard her voice. I wanted to sit there and talk to her forever. She was new, crazy and unknown. I just felt this friendship is so different and it will never end.
Whenever I was down and blue she was always there. No matter my problems are, she was always there.Whenever I felt like nothing matters,she was always there.Now she is gone, and I don't know what to do. I close my eyes and think of her and how she was always there.
Initially, I thought its just a matter of time before our friendship blossoms.So, i gave some time to heal and called her on her mobile. But, most of the time the mobile keeps on ringing or it says the user is busy but never answered. That's the time I understood she doesnt need me at all.
It's hard to look at the pictures, and get memories of the good olden days. When you lose a friend, your feelings are very volatile. You begin to tumble, crash and fall through ever minute and every second that she is gone.
Pain... Tension... Fatigue...Depression...Anger...Aggression, Frustration.All these unwanted sensations is leaving my heart cold and fearing. I feel she doesn't need me any more. I used to tell her everything and now we sometimes don't even say hello anymore.
I feel betrayed and all alone, like everything is a lie. I am trapped in a world of anger and rage. No one seem to see what I am going through this time, or understand why.
I see myself sitting sadly in the corner, Knees drawn up tightly to my chest.Mind and body wreaked in sorrowAs tears course down my face.As I sit here all alone,I wonder whether she will see this article and understand what sort of pain i am going through.
Moral of the story: All that is left is the hurt and the absence in my heart, that of which nobody can ever refill.Always remember the good times of friendship, and remember what was, not what has become of a good situation into a bad. Always stay positive. Friendships are the best, don't let them die.
Life Stylelo Lee Cooper Cheppulu
Its been some time since I have updated my blog. Once I lost my old account enduko mood raavatam ledu. Intha Small Manishiki Inni Kastaalaa annattu undi ee madhya naa face choosukunte addamlo. Aatmagaaru kooda Agree avutunnaru naatho ee vishayamlo.
Sarle, Enduku Ee dokku dull moham vesukovatam. For a change, Paper choosi ekkadikainaa veltaam ani open chesaanu paperni.
Page no 1 Left side lo : Sale at Central...Upto 60%...Grab this before everything is gone...
Page no 2 Right side lo : Change your life style with a sale of upto 50% at life style...
Page no 4 Center lo : Flat 50% off on Lee Cooper..only from morning 7 AM - 11 AM
Ilaanti mind blowing offers chaalaane undi...
Edo okati manam bumper offerlo kottestaamani alochinchi I thought its high time I get a pair of Cheppulu as I have to attend a marriage in my native plave for the weekend.
Finalgaa Decide ayyi I gave a call to my friend thrinesh and eeswar to come down for the shopping.
Mugguram Kalisi Life Styleki veltaamani plan chesukoni We waited for an auto.
Auto...auto...auto antoo arichamu...
Okadu vachadu...
Nenu: "Babu...Life Styleki Povaali...Auto vastundaa?"
Auto Vaadu: " Meter Meeda Entistaaru?"
Nenu: " Meter Meeda Oka Maha Lacto Chocolate istaanu"
Auto Vaadu: " Chi...Nee &*## " ani titti vellipoyaadu...
Nenu atu itoo choosi dulupukoni inko auto kosam wait chesaanu.
Finally, all the three of us got into an auto and paid him the exact meter amount of Rs.46.20 and asked him to keep the change of 80 paise.
Auto Vaadu: " Chi...Nee &*## " ani titti vellipoyaadu...
As usalgaa, Dulupukoni Life Style security check anni cheyinchukoni lopaliki dooraamu.
Vellagaane, We directly went to jeans section. Akkada Levislo Jeans kevvu and kekagaa undi...Oka jeans choosanu 1799 ani undi and flat 40% off undi.
Ventane Trial roomki velli vesukoni vastaamani alochinchu aa sidegaa vellanu.
Oh my god...Pedda Queue...Gantalu Gantalu Pattetattu Undi...Sarle trial endukule lite teesukunnanu...Risk teesukoni Konesaanu...
Then, Since I need cheppulu I thought I will go to that section in the first floor. So, Mugguram Kalisi Vellamu.
Trial Vesi Oka Lee Cooper Cheppulu nachindi...Sare ventane konesi Billni thrillgaa feel aayi pay chesi tirigi vachesaamu intiki...
On the way, thrinesh told me that "Mama...trainlo velletappudu jaagrartha...asale kotha cheppulu and kotha jeanslu...coverni tala kinda pettukoni choosuko"
Inthalo Eeswar the guy who is coming along with me in the train said: "Dont Worry Raa...main Hoon Naa..Naa Kallantha aa cover meeda pedataaanu..nuvvu befikhar"
Aa maatatho naku confidence vachindi...
Sare intiki velli, face ki oka wash chesi, fair and handsome apply chesukoni, next coating kinda ponds powder poosukoni stationki vellanu.
Akkadiki Vellesariki, Eeswar was waiting for me....
Eeswar nanu choodagaane: " Hi Ra....S3 lo 25, 26 seats manadi and by the way cover techukunnavugaa"
Nenu: " Aa techukunna....thanks for the concern"
Eeswar: " Dont worry mama...Main Hoo Naa"
Aa dhairyamtho rechi poyyi train ekkanu....luggage antha sardukoni neatgaa naa tala kinda levis jeans and lee cooper cheppulu unna cover pettukoni nidra povatam start chesaanu...
Madhyalo Two times nidra lechaanu...aa timelo
Eeswar: " Mama...Nee tala kinda cover undi kadaa...Nenu daanine Observe chestunna...please check"
Nenu: " Ya...Ya...Its there Eswar...thanks for the concern"
Eeswar: " Dont worry mama...Main Hoo Naa"
Aa dhairyamtho rechi poyyi trainlo malli nidra poyyanu ....
Mid night around 1 o clock ki eeswar nannu lepi " Mama...Nee tala kinda cover undi kadaa...Nenu daanine Observe chestunna...please check"
Nenu: " Ya...Ya...Its there Eswar...thanks for the concern"
Eeswar: " Dont worry mama...Main Hoo Naa"
Aa dhairyamtho rechi poyyi trainlo malli nidra poyyanu ....
Train Koo...Koo baaga vinipinchindi all of sudden and I understood that we are coming to our native place. Sare, eeswarni lepaanu since we need to get down...
Eeswar: " Mama...Nee tala kinda cover undi kadaa...Nenu daanine Observe chestunna...please check"
Nenu: " Ya...Ya...Its there Eswar...thanks for the concern"
Eeswar: " Dont worry mama...Main Hoo Naa"
Having said, he got down and iddaram lechi luggages teesukuntaamani kindaku choosamu...
Oh my God...Maa luggages Ledu akkada...Its gone as well as iddari Nike shoeslu poyyindi....
Migilindi aa lee cooper shoes and levis jeans...
Nenu: " babu Eeswaru...Nuvvu Nee main Hoo Naa...Unna Luggagesni choosokokundaa...ee coverki maatram main hoo naa, Main hoo naa ani dhairyam ichaavugaa..."
Sare, velli complaint istaamani railway police daggariki velli aa formalities finish chesi tirigi choosaamu..
Intalo unna aa okka main hoo naa cover kooda evaro kottesaaru...
Having Gone, keep also gone [ Unnadi Poye, Unchukunnadi Poye ] ani anukuntoo intiki vellatam start chesaamu...
Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep ani phone mogindi....
Evaraa ani choosthe thrinesh ani undi. Sare ani call lift chesthe
Thrinesh: " Hi Mama....Journey Safegaa jarigindaa...Ee roju pellilo Aa lee cooper cheppulu paine andari kallu untaayi anukuntaa....jaagrartha pettuko...akkada ikkada pogottukoku "
Emi cheyyaleka alaa undi poyyamu stationlo....
Moral of the Story: Beware of Main Hoo Naas
Sarle, Enduku Ee dokku dull moham vesukovatam. For a change, Paper choosi ekkadikainaa veltaam ani open chesaanu paperni.
Page no 1 Left side lo : Sale at Central...Upto 60%...Grab this before everything is gone...
Page no 2 Right side lo : Change your life style with a sale of upto 50% at life style...
Page no 4 Center lo : Flat 50% off on Lee Cooper..only from morning 7 AM - 11 AM
Ilaanti mind blowing offers chaalaane undi...
Edo okati manam bumper offerlo kottestaamani alochinchi I thought its high time I get a pair of Cheppulu as I have to attend a marriage in my native plave for the weekend.
Finalgaa Decide ayyi I gave a call to my friend thrinesh and eeswar to come down for the shopping.
Mugguram Kalisi Life Styleki veltaamani plan chesukoni We waited for an auto.
Auto...auto...auto antoo arichamu...
Okadu vachadu...
Nenu: "Babu...Life Styleki Povaali...Auto vastundaa?"
Auto Vaadu: " Meter Meeda Entistaaru?"
Nenu: " Meter Meeda Oka Maha Lacto Chocolate istaanu"
Auto Vaadu: " Chi...Nee &*## " ani titti vellipoyaadu...
Nenu atu itoo choosi dulupukoni inko auto kosam wait chesaanu.
Finally, all the three of us got into an auto and paid him the exact meter amount of Rs.46.20 and asked him to keep the change of 80 paise.
Auto Vaadu: " Chi...Nee &*## " ani titti vellipoyaadu...
As usalgaa, Dulupukoni Life Style security check anni cheyinchukoni lopaliki dooraamu.
Vellagaane, We directly went to jeans section. Akkada Levislo Jeans kevvu and kekagaa undi...Oka jeans choosanu 1799 ani undi and flat 40% off undi.
Ventane Trial roomki velli vesukoni vastaamani alochinchu aa sidegaa vellanu.
Oh my god...Pedda Queue...Gantalu Gantalu Pattetattu Undi...Sarle trial endukule lite teesukunnanu...Risk teesukoni Konesaanu...
Then, Since I need cheppulu I thought I will go to that section in the first floor. So, Mugguram Kalisi Vellamu.
Trial Vesi Oka Lee Cooper Cheppulu nachindi...Sare ventane konesi Billni thrillgaa feel aayi pay chesi tirigi vachesaamu intiki...
On the way, thrinesh told me that "Mama...trainlo velletappudu jaagrartha...asale kotha cheppulu and kotha jeanslu...coverni tala kinda pettukoni choosuko"
Inthalo Eeswar the guy who is coming along with me in the train said: "Dont Worry Raa...main Hoon Naa..Naa Kallantha aa cover meeda pedataaanu..nuvvu befikhar"
Aa maatatho naku confidence vachindi...
Sare intiki velli, face ki oka wash chesi, fair and handsome apply chesukoni, next coating kinda ponds powder poosukoni stationki vellanu.
Akkadiki Vellesariki, Eeswar was waiting for me....
Eeswar nanu choodagaane: " Hi Ra....S3 lo 25, 26 seats manadi and by the way cover techukunnavugaa"
Nenu: " Aa techukunna....thanks for the concern"
Eeswar: " Dont worry mama...Main Hoo Naa"
Aa dhairyamtho rechi poyyi train ekkanu....luggage antha sardukoni neatgaa naa tala kinda levis jeans and lee cooper cheppulu unna cover pettukoni nidra povatam start chesaanu...
Madhyalo Two times nidra lechaanu...aa timelo
Eeswar: " Mama...Nee tala kinda cover undi kadaa...Nenu daanine Observe chestunna...please check"
Nenu: " Ya...Ya...Its there Eswar...thanks for the concern"
Eeswar: " Dont worry mama...Main Hoo Naa"
Aa dhairyamtho rechi poyyi trainlo malli nidra poyyanu ....
Mid night around 1 o clock ki eeswar nannu lepi " Mama...Nee tala kinda cover undi kadaa...Nenu daanine Observe chestunna...please check"
Nenu: " Ya...Ya...Its there Eswar...thanks for the concern"
Eeswar: " Dont worry mama...Main Hoo Naa"
Aa dhairyamtho rechi poyyi trainlo malli nidra poyyanu ....
Train Koo...Koo baaga vinipinchindi all of sudden and I understood that we are coming to our native place. Sare, eeswarni lepaanu since we need to get down...
Eeswar: " Mama...Nee tala kinda cover undi kadaa...Nenu daanine Observe chestunna...please check"
Nenu: " Ya...Ya...Its there Eswar...thanks for the concern"
Eeswar: " Dont worry mama...Main Hoo Naa"
Having said, he got down and iddaram lechi luggages teesukuntaamani kindaku choosamu...
Oh my God...Maa luggages Ledu akkada...Its gone as well as iddari Nike shoeslu poyyindi....
Migilindi aa lee cooper shoes and levis jeans...
Nenu: " babu Eeswaru...Nuvvu Nee main Hoo Naa...Unna Luggagesni choosokokundaa...ee coverki maatram main hoo naa, Main hoo naa ani dhairyam ichaavugaa..."
Sare, velli complaint istaamani railway police daggariki velli aa formalities finish chesi tirigi choosaamu..
Intalo unna aa okka main hoo naa cover kooda evaro kottesaaru...
Having Gone, keep also gone [ Unnadi Poye, Unchukunnadi Poye ] ani anukuntoo intiki vellatam start chesaamu...
Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep ani phone mogindi....
Evaraa ani choosthe thrinesh ani undi. Sare ani call lift chesthe
Thrinesh: " Hi Mama....Journey Safegaa jarigindaa...Ee roju pellilo Aa lee cooper cheppulu paine andari kallu untaayi anukuntaa....jaagrartha pettuko...akkada ikkada pogottukoku "
Emi cheyyaleka alaa undi poyyamu stationlo....
Moral of the Story: Beware of Main Hoo Naas
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Reliance Fresh: Idi Chaala Fresh Guru
Kastaalu anevi naa laanti humans ke vastaayi ani ee madhyane know ayyindi naaku. Last two months, naa hobbies enti ante hospitals chuttu round roundgaa tiragatam, doctor aa scan teesukoni raaa, ee scan teesukoni raa ante teesukoni vellatam, normal anagaane next medical departmentki nannu outsource chesevallu.
But junior doctors many mandi naaku thanks toladaaru cos they got a very good demo piece to carry on their tests anesi. As if this is not enough, my gmail account along with my orkut account and pandaga bonus kinda naa blogspot account id evaru hack chesaaru.
I went before the mirror and aatma gaaru as usual came and oosified on my moham and told “enti nee life.com…thu nee batuku” anesi.
Sarle, Kaneesam computerlo emainaa chesukuntaam anukunte Monitor lo konni problems and UPS koncham Over action cheyyatam start chesindi. Keyboard ki jalubu and Mouse ki Fever vachindi…
I went before the mirror and malli aatma gaaru as usual came and oosified on my moham and told “enti nee life.com…thu nee batuku” anesi.
Ayyo…Naa story vintunte meeku kooda cry.org stop avvatam ledaaa….floods laa vastundaa?
Anthe mari… story alaantidi…
Sare, inni difficulties.co.in madhyalo one evening I thought I will go to reliance fresh and get some pineapples to eat ani.
Nenu: “ Nanna…Reliance Fresh varaku Freshgaa velli Pineapples teesukoni vastaanu…”
Dad [Laskhmi Ganapati Films Telugulo Tandrigaaru]: “Hey akkada not good anta raa…ikkade rytu bazaar ki velli teesukoni raa…”
Nenu: “you silly…manam inkaa rytu bazaarkenti..stylegaa fresh ke veltaanu…computerized billing and akkada
Dad: “ Nee istham raa…chebithe no listening kadaa…ade maa rojullo ayithenaa…”
Nenu: “vaddayyov…naaku chaala works unnayi…nenu gotunna…”
Ilaa tellesi I started walking to reliance fresh.
Reliance fresh reach ayyanu and ventane securityni choosi oka smile smilaanu and went inside.
Vellagaane, ammov crowd chaala ekkuvagaa undi…I thought edo offer istunnaru which they wont give in rythu bazaar.
So wait chestoo unnanu. Wait chestoone unnanu.
Alaa 1 hr and 20 mins taruvaatha naa turn vachindi. Sare, pineapple bill vesukone timelo
The Fresh Guy [Reliance Staff]: “Sir ….Membership undaa?”
Nenu: “ Memebershipaa….adi kooda undaa reliancelo?”
The Fresh Guy [Reliance Staff]: “Sir…undi sir…freegaa teesukovachu…akkada oka athanu specialgaa deeni kosame recruit chesukunnamu…go to him and fill the details and you can avail discount”…
Pichi rakesh….Entha discount istaado kooda askakundaa I directly went to that guy and filled the form and got the card.
Malli bill counter daggariki vachesariki naa token number is 8.
Wait Chesaanu…Wait chestoo unnanu. Wait Chestoone unnanu until my turn came.
Sare Pineapples teesi counterlo pettesariki
The Fresh Guy [Reliance Staff]: “Sir …Printer is not working sir…Pakka queueloki velli stand avvandi…”
Ikkada naaku mandings and eyes red redgaa maarings…doing emi ledu and I cant go to rythu bazaar cos ego problem…
So, oka pichi smile smilukuntoo went and stood in the next counter where my token number is 12.
Wait Chesaanu…Wait chestoo unnanu. Wait Chestoone unnanu until my turn came.
Sare Pineapples teesi counterlo pettesariki
The Fresh Guy2 [Reliance Staff]: “Sir…ippude naa computer restart ayyindi…It will take 15 minutes…meeru wait chestaaraa…time passki radio mirchi vinandi…”
Naaku ollantha mandings. Sare, pakka counterlo printer working ani telisi ventane dookified in to the counter.
Naade token no: 1.
The Fresh Guy [Reliance Staff]: “Sir …total bill 36 rupees. And meeku membership card undi kabatti 1% discount anagaa 36 paise complete discount meeku istunnamu…this discount is specially for membership card holders…”
Nenu in my mind: enti intha sepu more than 2 hours waste chesindi 36 paise bumper offer discount kosamaa ani thinkutoo doing emi leka I paid the bill and was about to take the pineapples.
The Fresh Guy [Reliance Staff]: “Sir..1 minute…cover lo petti istaanu…thank you sir…visit again”.
Naaku ollu mandings and mind blockings appatike time late ayinanduku and after collecting the covers reached home.
To my horror, akkada evaro neighbours.com vachi unnaru and all of them were eating pineapple.
Manam ippude kadaa techindi. How is this possible ani thinkaanu..
Dad: “ Rey nuvvu vellagaane ikkada oka bandi vaadu vachaadu. Each pine apple 3 rupees ani sale chesaadu… So oka five konnanu raa…nee mobile ki call chesthe switched off unnidi”
I checked my mobile and understood its switched off…
Enduku switch off chesaana ani thinkaanu…while going to reliance fresh, freshgaa undataaniki madhyalo disturbance endukule ani I only stoppified my mobile.
Malli, thu naa batuku anukuntoo switch on chesukunna
Keek…Keek…Keek…Keek.. ani mogified…I understood I got a message.
I started reading the message which was like this…
“…Thank you for shopping at Reliance Fresh. Hope you had a great experience. Keep watching for More offers…”
Moral Of the Story: “Fresh Fresh ani OA chesthe Tuss Tuss ayipothundi”
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