Before and After Series

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Adi Platform no : 9,

Railway Station Location: Nampally

Wait Chese train Peru: Chennai Express

Vastaanu anna Vyakthi: Maa Atha Chennai Nunchi

Raavataaniki Reason: Tanu Choostunna Daily serial okati 5 years taruvaatha ayipoyyindi, So Koncham tine dorikindanta relativesni choodataaniki...[reason lekundaa maa vamsamlo evvaru okka pani kooda cheyyaru telusaa? ]

Ting...Ting...[ Bell Kaadu, Railway announcement cheyyataaniki lady mike pattukune timelo vache intro bit]

"Chennai Nunchi Hyderabadki vache train raavataaniki oka 1 hour late avutundi...meeru ee timelo kaapeelu and tipineelu laangichandi and early morning kabatti news paper chadukunevallu english paper ayithe 1 re and 50 paise and telugu paper ayithe 3 rupees investment chesukondi...tata...birla..." ani cheppindi....

sare ee timelo chesedi emi leka I invested 1 rupee and 50 paise [ software valla kosam conversionlo 0.15K] and got myself times of india. paper alaa tippagaane La Bella Ad okati choosanu loose your weight now..danni pakkane BEFORE and AFTER ani konni pics pettaru...

idi choodagaane what an idea sirji annattu naaku Before and after concept meeda oka incident gurthuku vachindi...

Job Searching and job chese timelo people’s attitude elaa untundo ani before and after serieslo dialogues konni observe chesinavi…strictly intended for fun…

Incident No: 1

Vyakthi: Sankar Rao Uncle [ Edurintaayana]

Before Series [ Job Searching Timelo ]

Sankar Rao Uncle Valla One and Only Son tho: “Rey…Baaga Chaduko Rey…Sarigga Chaduvukokapothe Edurinti Karthik Unclelaa Deniki Paniki Raakundaa Potaav Rey…baaga Chaduvukunte Cycle konistaa Tolukovachu…ledanta ade cycletho mechanic shop pettukuntaavu”…

After Series [ Job Chesukune Timelo ]

Sankar Rao Uncle Valla One and Only Son tho: “Rey…Baaga Chaduko Rey…Chadukunte Karthik Unclelaa paiki vastaavu…chinnapatinunchi entha disciplinedgaa perigaadu…eppudu chaduvu, chaduvu, chaduvu tappa vere lokam lekundaa perigaadu…Neekemainaa Doubts unte kooda uncle aduguraa…uncle advice teesuko…”

Incident No: 2

Vyakthi: Dayakar Babaai [ sandu chivarlo green color houselo first floor untaaru]

Before Series [ Job Searching Timelo ]

Dayakar Babaai: “ Ee poramboku batchki panemi ledu…Eppudu Vinayaka Chavithi anedi, chandaalu collect cheyyatam, vaathitho gola cheyyatam, dance cheyyatam, tandanaaladatam. Deeniki todu valla batch leader aa Karthik gaadu ayithe mareenu…kaaleegaa undatam, pandagalante chaalu road meeda tayaravutaadu…pani paata ledu”

After Series [ Job Chesukune Timelo ]

Dayakar Babaai: “Abba…Mana Colonylo Vallu entha manchivallu,,,andaru evari jobslo vallu entha busygaa unna kooda pandagalu anesariki kalisi poyi happygaa aadutoo, paadutoo, vinayakudiku poojalu chesukuntoo daiva bhakthi kooda pradarsistunnaru…Paigaa Aa karthik ayithe mareenu, intha busylo kooda aa abbayiki entho chorava teesukoni panulu maanukoni mare vachi pandaga success ayyetattu choostunnadu…”

Incident No: 3

Vyakthi: Vanaja Aunty [ Ramya Valla Mummy]

Situation: Ramya ki Pelli Jarigutunna Pelli Mandapam daggara

Before Series [ Job Searching Timelo ]

Vanaja Aunty with migatha auntys: “ Akka…Choodakka Aa karthik gaadini…Pani paata emi undadu…Udhyogam Sadhyogam ledu…Paigaa Pellikochi vachina ammayilatho elaa maatlaadutunnado choodu…ayinaa tappu vaadidi kaadule…intlo vallu baaga gaarabam chesi edi kaavalante adi konichaaru…vaadiki degree ayyindo ledo bandi konichaaru…ilaa chedi koorchunnadu…ponle, edo pellilo avi, ivi sardataaniki, bandhuvulu evarainaa vaste station nunchi teesuku raavataaniki panikostaadu ani pilichaaa…”

Vyakthi: Vanaja Aunty [ Ramya Valla Mummyne, Roopa kooda Mummyne]

Situation: Roopa ki Pelli Jarigutunna Pelli Mandapam daggara

After Series [ Job Chesukune Timelo ]

Vanaja Aunty with migatha auntys: “ Akka…Choodu Aa abbayi karthik…IBMlo job chestunna kooda koncham kooda garvame ledu…ee kaalam pillalaagaa kakundaa andari ammayilatho entha maryadagaa maatlaadu tunnado…pempakam alaantidi…valla intlo chinnapati nunche baaga paddatigaa, disciplinetho penchaaru…Degree ayina taruvaathe vaadiki bike konichaaru…appati varaku entha dooram ayinaa nadiche vellevaadu…baaga kasthapadi paiki vachaadu…”

Incident No: 4

Vyakthi: Roopesh [ Personal loan iche O bank Executive]

Location: Mindspace, hitech city ki left side nerugaa oka KM velthe vasthundi,

Reaching that place from hitech city:

Cablo ayithe 6 rupees,
Share autolo ayithe 5 rupees [ ladies vasthe mundara driver pakkana koorchovaali]
RTC Bus ayithe 4 Rupees [ Gantaku Okati Vache Chance Undi]

Before Series [ Job Searching Timelo ]

Roopesh: “ Hello Karthik Sir…Very Good morning Sir…We are Offering personal loans, home loans, 2-wheeler loans and any kind of loans you ask for. Interest rate kooda chaala takkuva…Hassle Free processing…”

Karthik: “ Babu…nenu udhyogam kosam vetukutunna…loan ayithe koncham avasaram…intlo dabbulu adagalekha potunna…loan ishe promptgaa pay chestaa please…”

Roopesh: “O…Nuvvu Inkaa Searchingaa…Sarle, Lite teesuko…Loan ivvam memu…Inkevarainaa Nee friends job chestoo nelaku oka 70k sampadinchi dabbulu peddagaa avasaram ledu ane vallu unte cheppu…vallaki istaam…”


After Series [ Job Chesukune Timelo ]

Roopesh: “ Hello Karthik Sir…Very Good morning Sir…We are Offering personal loans, home loans, 2-wheeler loans and any kind of loans you ask for. Interest rate kooda chaala takkuva…Hassle Free processing…just mee company id card, 3 months pay slip and inko offer enti ante specially for your company .5% interest takkuva”

Karthik: “ Roopesh…Last time nenu adiginappudu nuvvu ivvaledu job ledani…”

Roopesh: “Oops…Sorry Sir…appudu patha manager oka donga fellow sir…ippudu kotha manager chaala manchi manishi…appatinunchi mee phone number poyyindi….ninnane mee office vallu ichaaru sir…ayinaa mee antha manchi vallu, intha patientgaa vinevallu chaala rare sir…inko 3 members reference isthe meeku 3 points vastundi sir….alaa 100 points reach ayithe meeku oka Milton flask and oka latest movie audio cd istaam maa bank tarapuna…”

Incident No: 5

Vyakthi: Daddy [ Tandri Gaaru Telugulo and Muddugaa Tiger]

Location: Gruham, Ille Swarga Seema Antaarugaa

Situation: T20 match vastoo undi and karthik edo tintoo padukoni choostunna timelo

Tiger Alias Daddy: “ Rey…Entraa TV choostoo koorchunnavu…Nee age vallu, Nee friends andaru edo oka joblo settle ayipoyyaru…vallantha naa salaha vini baagu padutunte nuvvu maatram ilaa tayaraavu…eppudu tv choodatam lekapothe oori meeda padi tirigi eppudo nenu nidra poyye timeki intiki raavatam…sarle emi chestaam…ninnu kanna papaniki edo nenu batiki unnantha varaku posishtaanu…tarvatha nee istham….neekante china pilla nee chellini choodu…daaniki oka cheppa balledu chaduvuko ani…chi …chi…”

Vyakthi: Daddy [ Tandri Gaaru Telugulo and Muddugaa Tiger]

Location: Gruham, Ille Swarga Seema Antaarugaa

Tiger Alias Daddy: “ Rey…Nanna Karthik…Officelo work baaga perigindi antha kada raa… Sarle ee roju weekend kadaa…happygaa paduko raa…and paperlo edo sale padindiraa centrallo…idigo 5000 rupees…teesukoni velli edaina formals konukkoni tip topgaa tayarayyi vellu officeki…inkaa chelli kooda cheppuraa nee officelo job raavalante emi chadukovaalo…”

Ilaa Before and after serieslo dialogueslo chaala maarpulu unnayi….okati DOS laaga dullgaa unte rendodi windows Vista Laaga Colorfulgaa undi…

Inthalo Malli Ting…Ting ani sound vachindi….

Announcergaa Mike andukani: “ Gatha Gadichina Gantalo meeru andaru evariki vaaru kaapeelu taagevaaru taagi, tipineelu chesevaari tini, investment chesina vaaru paperlu chaduvukoni unnarani aasistunnamu…mee railu platform no: 9 ki vachi unnadi”

Ee announcement tho nenu Labella before and After Series nunchi terukoni Maa atha unde compartment daggariki vellanu…

Atha Bayatiki digi nannu choosi: “ Rey…Mee Nanna Entha Paddatigaa Penchaadu…Intha udayyanne Office unna kooda intha dooram nannu pickup chesukovataaniki vachaavu…nee laanti abbayilu inkaa entha mandi unnaru raa ee kaalamlo…naa bangaaru”

Naaku Mind Block Ayyindi…Speechless ayyanu…reason…chi po baabu…siggesthundi…sare cheppestunna…

Nenu kooda ee madhye joblo cheraa…

andukey maa atha AFTER serieslo maatladutundi…

Ramana Rao - O Software Engineer @ MNC, Part 2

Thanks a lot for the wonderful response you have given for the previous part…aa part chadavani vallaki kinda aa part ee linklo lookandi
http://manchipillodu.blogspot.com/2008/04/ramana-rao-o-software-engineer-mnc-part.html
and then follow this one…

Ramana Rao alaa continue ayipotunnadu companylo.

Morning 8:30 ki office ki raavatam kosam 7:00 nunche cab kosam wait chestunnadu. As usual cab driver rafi lategaa vachi akkada stop cheyyakundaane velladu.

Ramana Rao ki cab miss ayyanu ani realize chesi drop autos, 7 in all, city bus ilaa different modeslo manmadhudhu climax songlo nagarjuna stylelo travel chesi reached his office.

Office vellagaane security athanu okkasaari kukka billa alias tag ni display cheyyamannadu and ramana rao tag display chestoo andulo unna pic ni choosaadu. Aa pic lo ramana rao navvutoo unde vaadu [ early days into his job timelo]. Ippude aa navvu maatram missing.

Officeki raagaane food courtki velladu and sodexo card use chesukoni idly order chesaadu. Card ichaadu gokataaniki.

Food court vaadu : “ Sir…Cardlo balance ledu...”
Ramana Rao: “ Thu Naa batuku…Sare Idigo ee 10 rs teesuko”.

Food Court vaadu aa ten rupees teesukoni plate idly ichaadu mana ramana raoki.

Food Courtlo All directions oka look lokkadu...Andaru IT Slump gurinchi, kontham mandi tax savings tips, kontha mandi US lo close chesina investment bank gurinchi, inkontha mandi centrallo salelo konna dress gurinchi, kontha mandi mamagaaru ivvani katnaala gurinchi talk chesukuntunnaru...
Ramana Rao O manchi corner choosukoni koorchoni idlyni notlo pettukunnadu and immediately “ aaakk….idi idlyna…coffeelo curd rice kalipina taste vastoo undi”.

Inthalo Food Court vaadu oka pen and paper teesukoni vachi: “Give your feedback sir. Your suggestions are valuable to us” ani cheppi oka paper and raayani pennu teesukoni vachaadu.

Ramana Rao was damn furious and wrote all that he can in that form and handed over that to the food court person.

Vaadu routinegaa ramana rao mundare evaro tissue paper adagagaane ithani feedback formni ichaadu.
Ramana Rao Ego hurted. Kaani emi chestaam ee MNC lo evariki chebutaam and emani chebutaamu ani anukuntoo started moving towards his cubicle.

Cubicle daggariki vellagaane valla project manager eduru vachaadu. Ramana Rao ki manasulo amma naa boothulu vasthundi but intel outside ki maatram “Hi Sir…Howz your day going?” ani oka formalgaa question vesaadu.

Project Manager: “ Ya going good man…and how about yours?”

Iddaru Pakka telugu vallu.

One from west godavari and the other from ongole. Ayinaa Emi chestaam Software engineers kadaa. Formals vesukoni formalgaa englishlo maatlaadukovaali with thousands of “Sorry”, “thank you”, “ may I ? “, “ please” anukuntoo.

Papam Ramana rao join ayina kothalo ivanni teleedu but slowgaa develop chesukunnadu commongaa use chesukone phrases like: No Issues, No Probs Man, Please, That is not my requirement, Basically, busy man, shit, Chalo Phir, Teek Hain etc., Ee padaalu nerchukoni batikestunnadu.

Andaritho formalities finish chesukoni tana cubicle loki vachi lotes notes loki login ayyadu mails chesukuntamani. Login avvagaane premagaa hello cheppina project manager nunchi ammanaa boothulatho oka mail vachindi. Onistelo client ichina requirementki taggattu output ivvaledu ani.

Ramana Raoki maatram previousgaa ichina requirementki perfectgaane chesaadu anipinchindi. Kaani emi chestaam “ Client is God.”

Emi analeka he started working on the code again. Inthalo Ullasamgaa Utshaahamgaa nunchi Oka song. Ramana rao picked his mobile intha pressurelo kooda.

Inthalo other side nunchi oka female voice: “ Hello Sir…We are calling from ICICI Bank. We are offering you a corporate credit card especially for your company employess with a life time free"

Ramana Rao ki BP…Bp…Bp…perigipoyyindi…Asale PM dobbestunnadu and ee timelo ICICI aa anesi. Atu side lady kabatti “Sorry Madam…I am busy right now…Call me some other side” ani and having said so he kept his mobile.

After 2 mins anagaa clocklo seconds mullu 120 times tiriginappudu

Malli Ullasamgaa Utshaahamgaa nunchi song and ramana rao lifted his mobile.

Malli Same female voice: “ Sorry Sir…Meeru baaga busygaa unnaranukuntaa…Disturb chesinanduku Sorry once again …”

Ramana Rao Ki Bp…Bp…Bp malli perigipoyyindi and kaastapadi control chesukoni “ Its Ok …No worries" annadu and started working on the code once again.

Malli Ullasamgaa Utshaahamgaa nunchi song and ramana rao lifted his mobile.

Malli Same female voice: “Sorry Sir…Meeru ye timelo freegaa untaaro cheppandi…I will send my executive to your office…”

Ramana Rao Ki Bp…Bp…Bp eesaari uncontrollable ayyindi. “I am not interested. Phone petteseyi” ani okka arupu arichaadu and all of a sudden all the people around him started looking at him.

Ramana Rao appudu matter artham ayyindi and as a typical software engineer “Sorry Man…Sorry…Sorry” ani 1000 times andariki cheppi got himself into work again.

Ilaa 1’ o clock ayipoyyindi…Kadupulo elukalu parigette time.

Inthalo team lo unna venkat vachi: “ Hi Ramana Rao…today we are going out to have TEAM LUNCH…edo kotha hotel anta…ginger court ani…let’s try there”

Ramana Rao Hammaya ee roju routinegaa velli mana food court vaaditho fight cheyyanakkar ledu ani relax ayyadu.

Ade timelo PM came to ramana rao…Mail lo amma naa bhoothulu tittina PM as usual formalgaa : “wassup man…done with the coding…lets go out and have lunch"

I guess I will stop here…restaurentlo emi jarigindo we will see in part 3