Friday, September 19, 2008

Ramana Rao - O Software Engineer @ MNC, Part 2

Thanks a lot for the wonderful response you have given for the previous part…aa part chadavani vallaki kinda aa part ee linklo lookandi
http://manchipillodu.blogspot.com/2008/04/ramana-rao-o-software-engineer-mnc-part.html
and then follow this one…

Ramana Rao alaa continue ayipotunnadu companylo.

Morning 8:30 ki office ki raavatam kosam 7:00 nunche cab kosam wait chestunnadu. As usual cab driver rafi lategaa vachi akkada stop cheyyakundaane velladu.

Ramana Rao ki cab miss ayyanu ani realize chesi drop autos, 7 in all, city bus ilaa different modeslo manmadhudhu climax songlo nagarjuna stylelo travel chesi reached his office.

Office vellagaane security athanu okkasaari kukka billa alias tag ni display cheyyamannadu and ramana rao tag display chestoo andulo unna pic ni choosaadu. Aa pic lo ramana rao navvutoo unde vaadu [ early days into his job timelo]. Ippude aa navvu maatram missing.

Officeki raagaane food courtki velladu and sodexo card use chesukoni idly order chesaadu. Card ichaadu gokataaniki.

Food court vaadu : “ Sir…Cardlo balance ledu...”
Ramana Rao:
“ Thu Naa batuku…Sare Idigo ee 10 rs teesuko”.

Food Court vaadu aa ten rupees teesukoni plate idly ichaadu mana ramana raoki.

Food Courtlo All directions oka look lokkadu...Andaru IT Slump gurinchi, kontham mandi tax savings tips, kontha mandi US lo close chesina investment bank gurinchi, inkontha mandi centrallo salelo konna dress gurinchi, kontha mandi mamagaaru ivvani katnaala gurinchi talk chesukuntunnaru...
Ramana Rao O manchi corner choosukoni koorchoni idlyni notlo pettukunnadu and immediately “ aaakk….idi idlyna…coffeelo curd rice kalipina taste vastoo undi”.

Inthalo Food Court vaadu oka pen and paper teesukoni vachi: “Give your feedback sir. Your suggestions are valuable to us” ani cheppi oka paper and raayani pennu teesukoni vachaadu.

Ramana Rao was damn furious and wrote all that he can in that form and handed over that to the food court person.

Vaadu routinegaa ramana rao mundare evaro tissue paper adagagaane ithani feedback formni ichaadu.
Ramana Rao Ego hurted. Kaani emi chestaam ee MNC lo evariki chebutaam and emani chebutaamu ani anukuntoo started moving towards his cubicle.

Cubicle daggariki vellagaane valla project manager eduru vachaadu. Ramana Rao ki manasulo amma naa boothulu vasthundi but intel outside ki maatram “Hi Sir…Howz your day going?” ani oka formalgaa question vesaadu.

Project Manager: “ Ya going good man…and how about yours?”

Iddaru Pakka telugu vallu.

One from west godavari and the other from ongole. Ayinaa Emi chestaam Software engineers kadaa. Formals vesukoni formalgaa englishlo maatlaadukovaali with thousands of “Sorry”, “thank you”, “ may I ? “, “ please” anukuntoo.

Papam Ramana rao join ayina kothalo ivanni teleedu but slowgaa develop chesukunnadu commongaa use chesukone phrases like: No Issues, No Probs Man, Please, That is not my requirement, Basically, busy man, shit, Chalo Phir, Teek Hain etc., Ee padaalu nerchukoni batikestunnadu.

Andaritho formalities finish chesukoni tana cubicle loki vachi lotes notes loki login ayyadu mails chesukuntamani. Login avvagaane premagaa hello cheppina project manager nunchi ammanaa boothulatho oka mail vachindi. Onistelo client ichina requirementki taggattu output ivvaledu ani.

Ramana Raoki maatram previousgaa ichina requirementki perfectgaane chesaadu anipinchindi. Kaani emi chestaam “ Client is God.”

Emi analeka he started working on the code again. Inthalo Ullasamgaa Utshaahamgaa nunchi Oka song. Ramana rao picked his mobile intha pressurelo kooda.

Inthalo other side nunchi oka female voice: “ Hello Sir…We are calling from ICICI Bank. We are offering you a corporate credit card especially for your company employess with a life time free"

Ramana Rao ki BP…Bp…Bp…perigipoyyindi…Asale PM dobbestunnadu and ee timelo ICICI aa anesi. Atu side lady kabatti “Sorry Madam…I am busy right now…Call me some other side” ani and having said so he kept his mobile.

After 2 mins anagaa clocklo seconds mullu 120 times tiriginappudu

Malli Ullasamgaa Utshaahamgaa nunchi song and ramana rao lifted his mobile.

Malli Same female voice: “ Sorry Sir…Meeru baaga busygaa unnaranukuntaa…Disturb chesinanduku Sorry once again …”

Ramana Rao Ki Bp…Bp…Bp malli perigipoyyindi and kaastapadi control chesukoni “ Its Ok …No worries" annadu and started working on the code once again.

Malli Ullasamgaa Utshaahamgaa nunchi song and ramana rao lifted his mobile.

Malli Same female voice: “Sorry Sir…Meeru ye timelo freegaa untaaro cheppandi…I will send my executive to your office…”

Ramana Rao Ki Bp…Bp…Bp eesaari uncontrollable ayyindi. “I am not interested. Phone petteseyi” ani okka arupu arichaadu and all of a sudden all the people around him started looking at him.

Ramana Rao appudu matter artham ayyindi and as a typical software engineer “Sorry Man…Sorry…Sorry” ani 1000 times andariki cheppi got himself into work again.

Ilaa 1’ o clock ayipoyyindi…Kadupulo elukalu parigette time.

Inthalo team lo unna venkat vachi: “ Hi Ramana Rao…today we are going out to have TEAM LUNCH…edo kotha hotel anta…ginger court ani…let’s try there”

Ramana Rao Hammaya ee roju routinegaa velli mana food court vaaditho fight cheyyanakkar ledu ani relax ayyadu.

Ade timelo PM came to ramana rao…Mail lo amma naa bhoothulu tittina PM as usual formalgaa : “wassup man…done with the coding…lets go out and have lunch"

I guess I will stop here…restaurentlo emi jarigindo we will see in part 3

7 comments:

Apple said...

Baagundayya Rakeshooo....Next part lo Ramana Rao ni US flight ekkinchesthaavemo ani naa guess :)

kutty said...

hii bagundi ni visitors list chuste na kallu tirigayi

Vishnupriya said...

hi its really interesting ,waiting for nextpart

kk05zz said...

bagundannai...intakante inkem cheppanu...

Srinivas said...

Coffee lo curd rice & rayani pennu yichi feedback adagadam bagunnai

Satish Bolla said...

baasu, idhi chadhuvuthunte comedy gaa unna gaani, idhi kuda nijame gaa anipisthundhi. mothaaniki industry ni vipulam gaa chadhivesinattunnav gaa...

p. said...

hi rakesh dats great.......U r doin great job man...?