Friday, August 29, 2008

Badraiahgaaru – O Expert Burger Eater

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Anyways, Directgaa Sceneloki velthe Adi 2002 lo,
Anagaa aa timelo hyderabadlo traffic jam anedi peddagaa leni rojulavi…
Ameerpet arealo road meeda appudappudu ducks kooda cross chese rojulavi…
Nenu appude Kaveri Ordinary hitech buslo digina rojulavi…

Digatam Digatam maa cousin vachaadu bus daggaraki…Welcome to Hyderabad stuffs iddaram anukoni intiki vellamu…

Appatike naaku mouth wide open Hyderabadni choosi…Kotha City, Kotha girls , Kotha… ani asia paints ad stylelo anukuntoo unnanu…

Cousin: “Rey…Cityki kotha kadaa…asale oorodivi…konni routes and konni places choopistaa naatho raa…”

Nenu [Manasulo Mandified Nannu Oorodu Annanduku] : “Emi Hydle…maa ooru kanthe x 2 times paddadi anthe…sarle ayinaa ooru choppinchu”

Cousin: “ Sare Raa…Himayath Nagarlo Maa friendni meet chesi vastaamu…Vaadu Hi or Hello ante Hello anu, antegaani Namasthey ani chethulu pettaku”

Nenu: “ Maaku Telusule baabu…”

So, alaa Ameerpet meedugaa, panjagutta without flyover meedugaa, necklace road meedugaa alaa himayath nagar reach ayyi spoke with his friend and the three of us went to universal bakery.

Cousin: “ Rey…Memu Burger tintunnamu…Neekemi Kaavaalo Cheppu…”

Nenu: “Pongal Dorukutundaa?”

Cousin: “ Rey …Idi Bakery Raa…Inkaa Nayam Vallani adagaledu…Poni Burger Order Cheyyanaa? Neeku Tinatam Vachaa?”

Manaki Ego.com Hurt Ayyindi…Ventane Oka Lie.org chebutaamani decide ayyanu…

Nenu: “ O…Burgeraa…Enduku tinatam Raadu…maa oorilo regulargaa avi tintaanu…”

Cousin: “ Veg Burgeraa or Veg Cheese Burgeraa…?”

Malli Manasulo Oh my god…ilaa different types of burgers untaaya…Sare Veg Cheese peru peddadigaa undigaa ade chebutaamani I ordered for that.

Oka Five minslo Maa order vachindi.

Cousin: “ Rey…Idigo Veg Cheese Burger…tinatam Vachaa lekha nerpinchanaa…raakapothe mohamaatam.com vaddu…”

Nenu accept cheyyakundaa raadu ani Sarle…Nuvvu Nee Over Action…TInatam Vachule…Nenu tintaanu ani cheppi dosa mukka okati teesukunnatu oka piece pick chesukoni I started rubbing that piece in the cheese and started eating like pav bhaji.

My Cousin and his friend started laughing and finally taught me how to eat.

So, alaa slowgaa I learnt how to eat a burger in my debut days in Hyderabad.

Aa taruvaatha I went to Universal Bakery many times along with my friend and professional burger eater ayipoyyanu…

Idi Naa Flashback…Ippudu Future front ki vachestunnanu….

Adi 2008, August Month

Anagaa Ameerpetlo Manushulu kooda road daataleni paristhithi unna rojulu…
Breadlo Jam ante teleeni pillalaku traffic jam ante matram telisina rojulu…
Hyderabad ooriloki Kaveri Volvo stop aye rojulu…


As usual, I went with my friend to universal bakery to have my fav. Veg cheese burger…
So, iddaram velli order chesi wait chestoo unnamu...

Inthalo Mana Expert Burger eater badraiah gaaru introduction start ayyindi…

Badraiah Gaaru came in Ford Fiesta along with his wife and parked the car.

Vaaru Car digaaru. Side nunchi wife and venuka nunchi 3 aada ladies got down from the car. Choodagaane artham ayyindi…Vallu kooda kothagaa city.com ki vachaaru anesi.

From the way badraiah was explaining them, we understood that his wife and her friends doesn’t know how to eat burger.

Badraiahgaaru: “ Meeru Ikkadiki kotha kadaa…Ikkada Burger chaala famous and nenu commongaa, regulargaa ade order chestuntaanu…meeku kooda adi cheppanaa?”

Seethakka: “ O badraiahgaaru…adedo burgero birgero annarugaa…adi order cheyyandi…memu ade tintaamu”

Badraiahgaaru: “ O Seethakka..Alaane…Meeku tinatam raakapothe nannu choosi nerchukondi”

Naaku Naa flashback gurthuku vachindi…Maa cousin badraiah roopam and veshamlo vachaademo ani okasaari 2002 ki vellanu…

Malli maa friend back to 2008 teesukoni vachaadu…

Sare I stopped eating my burger and started watching badraiahgaaru curiously.

Valla Order Vachindi…adenandi 5 veg cheese burgers…

All the four ladies were waiting for badraiahgaaru to start so that they can learn how to eat.

Badraiahgaaru ordered for an extra paper plate and all the four ordered for an extra paper plates.

Naaku artham kaaledu gaani curiousity.com perigi poyyindi…

The server gave them what they asked for and as usualgaa All the four ladies were waiting for badraiahgaaru to start so that they can learn how to eat.

Badraiahgaaru started mixing the burger just the way he kalipify aavakaaya annam or sambar annam and all the four started kalipifying just like him.

Oh my god…valla cheyyantha cheese ayipoyyindi…I completely stopped eating and started looking at them…

Badraiahgaaru: “ ippudu Muddalugaa Chesi second platelo pettukondi…pettukunna taruvaatha okkokotigaa tinandi…ilaa burger tinaali..so simple you know…”

All the four ladies started doing the same thing.

Arunakka:
“ O Badraiah…Nuvvu cityki vachi chaala nerchukunnavayya…Maaku intha varaku telavadu idi elaa tinaala ani…inda ee pedda mudda neeku” ani cheppi she gave that to badraiah.

Waiterki, Naaku and Maa friendki mind block ayipoyyindi…Burgerni ilaa kooda tinochu ani lifelo first time telisindi…

Thank god, nenu alaa cheyyaledu 2002lo ani thinkutoo maa burgersni alaa table meeda vadilesaamu…

Badraiahgaaru malli fina twist ichaadu…

Badraiahgaru: “ Seethakka, Arunakka…meeku Next time pizza tinatam nerpistaanu…”

Oh my God…its high time we leave that place before he orders some thing else ani jump jilaani ayipoyyamu akkadinunchi…

Moral Of the Story: In Case, If any of your friends want to learn how to eat a burger, badraiahgaaru will teach you how to eat a burger…Course Fees : Just Rs.500 / burger. Enthainaa Specialist kadaa…










19 comments:

Lekha said...

Badraih garu gurinchi chepparu,
Pentiah - Pacific Pizza eater, Naanchariah - Nice Noodle Eater, story kosam waiting, eppudu web ki ekkistharu:-)

sowmya said...

badraiah garu bale bhujincharu ga !! athanu ela tinnado kani ni narration baundi !!

sreechandana said...

its nice rakesh, chaalaa baagundi, nenu chaala sepu navvaanu.. humor part is excellent in ur articles..
all the best.

Krishna Kumar said...

"inda ee pedda mudda neeku”

aa dialogue ki nenu padi padi navve...especially for 'inda'

can't stop my laugh....

Srini said...

babu in my office everybody is laughing like any thing ....
keep rocking...

keerthicherukuri said...

Naakenni vidhaalaga alochinchina aa Badraih burger ela kalipi thinnado ardham avatledu :(
Nice post as usual...
ROFL at "inda ee mudda neeku"

balaji said...

Its hilarious and gr8. Ur imagination is really gud.cheers.

sindhu said...

hey nice post... chaala enjoy chesanu.. was very humourous... keep doing the same.. ll be waiting for the next one.. :)

Srinivas said...

humorous..

deepthi said...

hi its very nice naku badraiahgaaru number kavali nenu yepudu ala tinledu plz chepava

vidya said...

burger badraiah deggara nerchukotam miss ayyavani feel kaaku..u stil hav chance..pizza thintam nerchuko..

Sree said...

nenu kood nerchukunna :).. dhanyosmi ;)

Satish Bolla said...

emi cheppav baasu. navvaleka chaccha. idhi nijam gaa jarigindhaa emiti? endhukante mee bhadraih gaari laanti vaallu chaala common kadha!!!!

anyways, 2002 and 2008 lo hyderabad comparision super. lage raho

Deepthi said...

baboi.. ee bhadriah ekkada untaroo adress cheppara??? paiga ford fiesta..
ee sari burger anna Burger king anna ee bhadriah garee gurthiostharu..dorli dorli navva office lo aa "ee mudda neeku " chadivi.. naku pichekkindi anukuntunnaru janalu!!
baboi pizza kuda na.. :)

Nice Posts...

soundhi said...

chala chala bagundi.........burger ni ila kuda tinochu ani naku ipude telisindi......mind kuda block aindi.....ur way of expressing is excellent........
next time nenu burger/pizza tinadaniki velthe naku ide gurthochi navadam start chesthe akada una vaalu naku pichi anukuntaremo....... :)

sivarchana said...

Imagination na leka reality na...

what ever had looooooots of fun reading it.
Kani inka appudu burger tinnali ani ledu.

GURU CHARAN SHARWANY said...

Chaala bagundhayyaa....Card expiring concept bagundhi...Software language bagundhi...Akkadakka "poolchataalu" mah baagunnai...APt title...Anuhya peeru manchi choice ...mee nunchi marinni koorukuntunnaanu...gud jobbb ROky

Yashwanth said...

ha ha ha ha...

nenu ikkada navvaleka chastunna...

Burger ni muddala kalipali anna thought ela vahindi ...

ha ha ha

vinu said...

chala chala bagundhi rakesh navuthunee vunaa how to stop my smile ani thinkuthunaa .. intlo valu she got mad ani justified ..