Friday, September 26, 2008

Before and After Series


Thanks for the wonderful response given for the previous article..mee adharanatho rechi poyyi ee kotha article raastunnanu...oka advantage on blog entante since its all about typing on keyboard refill laaga ink over.com ayye chance ledu

Sceneloki Vaste, koddigaa ZOOM In Chestunna

Adi Platform no : 9,

Railway Station Location: Nampally

Wait Chese train Peru: Chennai Express

Vastaanu anna Vyakthi: Maa Atha Chennai Nunchi

Raavataaniki Reason: Tanu Choostunna Daily serial okati 5 years taruvaatha ayipoyyindi, So Koncham tine dorikindanta relativesni choodataaniki...[reason lekundaa maa vamsamlo evvaru okka pani kooda cheyyaru telusaa? ]

Ting...Ting...[ Bell Kaadu, Railway announcement cheyyataaniki lady mike pattukune timelo vache intro bit]

"Chennai Nunchi Hyderabadki vache train raavataaniki oka 1 hour late avutundi...meeru ee timelo kaapeelu and tipineelu laangichandi and early morning kabatti news paper chadukunevallu english paper ayithe 1 re and 50 paise and telugu paper ayithe 3 rupees investment chesukondi...tata...birla..."
ani cheppindi....

sare ee timelo chesedi emi leka I invested 1 rupee and 50 paise [ software valla kosam conversionlo 0.15K] and got myself times of india. paper alaa tippagaane La Bella Ad okati choosanu loose your weight now..danni pakkane BEFORE and AFTER ani konni pics pettaru...

idi choodagaane what an idea sirji annattu naaku Before and after concept meeda oka incident gurthuku vachindi...



Job Searching and job chese timelo people’s attitude elaa untundo ani before and after serieslo dialogues konni observe chesinavi…strictly intended for fun…

Incident No: 1

Vyakthi: Sankar Rao Uncle [ Edurintaayana]

Before Series [ Job Searching Timelo ]

Sankar Rao Uncle Valla One and Only Son tho: “Rey…Baaga Chaduko Rey…Sarigga Chaduvukokapothe Edurinti Karthik Unclelaa Deniki Paniki Raakundaa Potaav Rey…baaga Chaduvukunte Cycle konistaa Tolukovachu…ledanta ade cycletho mechanic shop pettukuntaavu”…

After Series [ Job Chesukune Timelo ]

Sankar Rao Uncle Valla One and Only Son tho: “Rey…Baaga Chaduko Rey…Chadukunte Karthik Unclelaa paiki vastaavu…chinnapatinunchi entha disciplinedgaa perigaadu…eppudu chaduvu, chaduvu, chaduvu tappa vere lokam lekundaa perigaadu…Neekemainaa Doubts unte kooda uncle aduguraa…uncle advice teesuko…”

Incident No: 2

Vyakthi: Dayakar Babaai [ sandu chivarlo green color houselo first floor untaaru]

Before Series [ Job Searching Timelo ]

Dayakar Babaai: “ Ee poramboku batchki panemi ledu…Eppudu Vinayaka Chavithi anedi, chandaalu collect cheyyatam, vaathitho gola cheyyatam, dance cheyyatam, tandanaaladatam. Deeniki todu valla batch leader aa Karthik gaadu ayithe mareenu…kaaleegaa undatam, pandagalante chaalu road meeda tayaravutaadu…pani paata ledu”

After Series [ Job Chesukune Timelo ]

Dayakar Babaai:
“Abba…Mana Colonylo Vallu entha manchivallu,,,andaru evari jobslo vallu entha busygaa unna kooda pandagalu anesariki kalisi poyi happygaa aadutoo, paadutoo, vinayakudiku poojalu chesukuntoo daiva bhakthi kooda pradarsistunnaru…Paigaa Aa karthik ayithe mareenu, intha busylo kooda aa abbayiki entho chorava teesukoni panulu maanukoni mare vachi pandaga success ayyetattu choostunnadu…”

Incident No: 3


Vyakthi: Vanaja Aunty [ Ramya Valla Mummy]

Situation: Ramya ki Pelli Jarigutunna Pelli Mandapam daggara

Before Series [ Job Searching Timelo ]

Vanaja Aunty with migatha auntys: “ Akka…Choodakka Aa karthik gaadini…Pani paata emi undadu…Udhyogam Sadhyogam ledu…Paigaa Pellikochi vachina ammayilatho elaa maatlaadutunnado choodu…ayinaa tappu vaadidi kaadule…intlo vallu baaga gaarabam chesi edi kaavalante adi konichaaru…vaadiki degree ayyindo ledo bandi konichaaru…ilaa chedi koorchunnadu…ponle, edo pellilo avi, ivi sardataaniki, bandhuvulu evarainaa vaste station nunchi teesuku raavataaniki panikostaadu ani pilichaaa…”


Vyakthi: Vanaja Aunty [ Ramya Valla Mummyne, Roopa kooda Mummyne]

Situation: Roopa ki Pelli Jarigutunna Pelli Mandapam daggara

After Series [ Job Chesukune Timelo ]

Vanaja Aunty with migatha auntys: “ Akka…Choodu Aa abbayi karthik…IBMlo job chestunna kooda koncham kooda garvame ledu…ee kaalam pillalaagaa kakundaa andari ammayilatho entha maryadagaa maatlaadu tunnado…pempakam alaantidi…valla intlo chinnapati nunche baaga paddatigaa, disciplinetho penchaaru…Degree ayina taruvaathe vaadiki bike konichaaru…appati varaku entha dooram ayinaa nadiche vellevaadu…baaga kasthapadi paiki vachaadu…”

Incident No: 4


Vyakthi: Roopesh [ Personal loan iche O bank Executive]

Location: Mindspace, hitech city ki left side nerugaa oka KM velthe vasthundi,

Reaching that place from hitech city:


Cablo ayithe 6 rupees,
Share autolo ayithe 5 rupees [ ladies vasthe mundara driver pakkana koorchovaali]
RTC Bus ayithe 4 Rupees [ Gantaku Okati Vache Chance Undi]


Before Series [ Job Searching Timelo ]


Roopesh: “ Hello Karthik Sir…Very Good morning Sir…We are Offering personal loans, home loans, 2-wheeler loans and any kind of loans you ask for. Interest rate kooda chaala takkuva…Hassle Free processing…”

Karthik:
“ Babu…nenu udhyogam kosam vetukutunna…loan ayithe koncham avasaram…intlo dabbulu adagalekha potunna…loan ishe promptgaa pay chestaa please…”

Roopesh: “O…Nuvvu Inkaa Searchingaa…Sarle, Lite teesuko…Loan ivvam memu…Inkevarainaa Nee friends job chestoo nelaku oka 70k sampadinchi dabbulu peddagaa avasaram ledu ane vallu unte cheppu…vallaki istaam…”


After Series [ Job Chesukune Timelo ]

Roopesh:
“ Hello Karthik Sir…Very Good morning Sir…We are Offering personal loans, home loans, 2-wheeler loans and any kind of loans you ask for. Interest rate kooda chaala takkuva…Hassle Free processing…just mee company id card, 3 months pay slip and inko offer enti ante specially for your company .5% interest takkuva”

Karthik: “ Roopesh…Last time nenu adiginappudu nuvvu ivvaledu job ledani…”

Roopesh: “Oops…Sorry Sir…appudu patha manager oka donga fellow sir…ippudu kotha manager chaala manchi manishi…appatinunchi mee phone number poyyindi….ninnane mee office vallu ichaaru sir…ayinaa mee antha manchi vallu, intha patientgaa vinevallu chaala rare sir…inko 3 members reference isthe meeku 3 points vastundi sir….alaa 100 points reach ayithe meeku oka Milton flask and oka latest movie audio cd istaam maa bank tarapuna…”

Incident No: 5


Vyakthi: Daddy [ Tandri Gaaru Telugulo and Muddugaa Tiger]

Location: Gruham, Ille Swarga Seema Antaarugaa

Situation: T20 match vastoo undi and karthik edo tintoo padukoni choostunna timelo

Tiger Alias Daddy: “ Rey…Entraa TV choostoo koorchunnavu…Nee age vallu, Nee friends andaru edo oka joblo settle ayipoyyaru…vallantha naa salaha vini baagu padutunte nuvvu maatram ilaa tayaraavu…eppudu tv choodatam lekapothe oori meeda padi tirigi eppudo nenu nidra poyye timeki intiki raavatam…sarle emi chestaam…ninnu kanna papaniki edo nenu batiki unnantha varaku posishtaanu…tarvatha nee istham….neekante china pilla nee chellini choodu…daaniki oka cheppa balledu chaduvuko ani…chi …chi…”

Vyakthi: Daddy [ Tandri Gaaru Telugulo and Muddugaa Tiger]

Location: Gruham, Ille Swarga Seema Antaarugaa

Tiger Alias Daddy: “ Rey…Nanna Karthik…Officelo work baaga perigindi antha kada raa… Sarle ee roju weekend kadaa…happygaa paduko raa…and paperlo edo sale padindiraa centrallo…idigo 5000 rupees…teesukoni velli edaina formals konukkoni tip topgaa tayarayyi vellu officeki…inkaa chelli kooda cheppuraa nee officelo job raavalante emi chadukovaalo…”

Ilaa Before and after serieslo dialogueslo chaala maarpulu unnayi….okati DOS laaga dullgaa unte rendodi windows Vista Laaga Colorfulgaa undi…

Inthalo Malli Ting…Ting ani sound vachindi….

Announcergaa Mike andukani: “ Gatha Gadichina Gantalo meeru andaru evariki vaaru kaapeelu taagevaaru taagi, tipineelu chesevaari tini, investment chesina vaaru paperlu chaduvukoni unnarani aasistunnamu…mee railu platform no: 9 ki vachi unnadi”

Ee announcement tho nenu Labella before and After Series nunchi terukoni Maa atha unde compartment daggariki vellanu…

Atha Bayatiki digi nannu choosi: “ Rey…Mee Nanna Entha Paddatigaa Penchaadu…Intha udayyanne Office unna kooda intha dooram nannu pickup chesukovataaniki vachaavu…nee laanti abbayilu inkaa entha mandi unnaru raa ee kaalamlo…naa bangaaru”

Naaku Mind Block Ayyindi…Speechless ayyanu…reason…chi po baabu…siggesthundi…sare cheppestunna…




Nenu kooda ee madhye joblo cheraa…




andukey maa atha AFTER serieslo maatladutundi…

19 comments:

Harini krishna said...

hello rakesh..i came across ur blog jus now..ee post nizamga superr..chala true and really hilarious.meru raasina vidhanam chala bavundhi..get going..

Apple said...

hehehe...chaala baaga raasav...so true

purini said...

Its true!!manishiki marpu sahajam..ye mataki aa mate matladali kada..

Krishna Kumar said...

Hmmm baagundannai...kaani koncham bayam vestundi...neninka before stage lone unnaga... :|

Srinivas said...

chala scenarios match ayyayi naaku. damn true. Babu chitti.. kothaga job lo cherava nanna.. party yekkada plan chestunnavu? yedo chattees ani kotha hotel pettaranta.. weekend plan cheyyamma.. beverse ga tini chala rojulu ayyindi.. office lo cost cutting ani partylu cut chesi padesaru :)

Deepthi said...

@Rakesh garu

as usual baundi!!! Before and After nen ekkuva face cheyaledhu..(naku campus lone job vachesindi :p , join avvala adi vere vishayam ) kani na frds chepthuu untaru ila ayindi ani!!! gud one!

sreechandana said...

nice one

Narayana said...

ahem ..ahem...rakesh bayya...last lo..me atta gari after seris cheppav...siggutho.....mari wat abt ur atta's before seris..? hahaha.....its damgud man.keep going.

suryaveda said...
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suryaveda said...

hahaha.....bale rasav rakesh...

intaki me atta before em pogidedo chepaleduu..

Lekha said...

Good Blog.

vamsi said...

rakesh beautiful narration
chala mandi situation karthik lantidey ....family inka society .chadivithe oke laga...chadavakunte inko laga...job untey oka laga job lekapothe inko laga..treat chesthuntaru..valla valla opinions inka perceptions maruthuntayi..but karthik ni karthik laga chudaru...edurinti valatho polchadam..chuttalu pillatho polchadam...eppudu martharo :(

deepthi said...

hey dont ask for comments everytime because no words to comment it is as usual dam gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood lucky cant sat more than this

Satish Bolla said...

bhale raasaav, as usual. but ivannee chadhuvuthunte naa before/after life gurthocchichi "aaha, entha maarpu" anukunna. naa previous 4 years life ni ala cinema laa chupettav. thanks.

keats26 said...

super
kani inka busy kaleduga nuvvu joblo
so after series appude kanipinchesthe ela ani nenu prasnistunnanu ur honour

Tejasvi said...

nee styleone comment:
b4 series:
hey rakesh ur blog is too gud as usual...n ya do write 2-3 hilarious blogs of dis sort so dat i can read em in weekend n get rid of boredom.

Aftr series:
rakesh garu..this blog of urs is simply superb!its really gr8 of u 2 take time out 4m ur hectic schedule n write these entertaining stuff ...pls do continue this..even if u write 1/2 blog a yr..pls do..i wud patiently wait for its next part even for 1 whole yr...

Yashwanth said...

Nuvu rasina father and son scene chusi naku ma illu gurtukochindi... and nuvu rasina railway announcement nenu na blog lo rasukunna comment ni gurtukuchesav...

Really u write very well.. ma office kuda me office ki daggaray...

meedemo tinnaga veltay mindspace vastundi...mademo aday route lo tinnaga velaytapudu TCS mundara vachay petrol bunk pakka sanduloki vellali...

ruki said...

life lo prati okkariki edurayee.. vishayam edee.... before and after series... frequent ga vastune untaii... elantivee naakuda chala jarigai...jarugutune unnai... endhukantee...
still i didnt get the BEST job kadaa...!! :)

vinu said...

IKA MEM SADUVULONE VUNAM BABU... MA DEGREE AVITHE EKAKANGA PELLI ANTAREMO ILALOO