Saturday, January 17, 2009

ATM – Any Time Munchesthundi



31st December’08 [Andaru New Year Kosam eduru choose roju and inkaa ekkuva mandi salaries kosam eduru choose roju]

8:38 PM [ Pubslo antha DJ’s ready ayipoyyaru, TV lo mee spandana enti ani adage anchors antha ready ayipoyina time]

Ching ani sound vachindi…

Message vachindani choosi mobile side choosanu. Salary padindani decide chesukoni oka smile smilukuntoo choosaa.

“Your benefit validity of RC94 will expire tomorrow. Recharge with RC94 and call all Local mobiles@ 60 ps / min “ ani undi…

Vallantha ippude vijaya oil lo munchi teesina mirapa bajjila kaalindi.

Aa service provider edurugaa unte peter Haynes fight directionlo, sai kumar dialogs tho, A.R. Rahman background scorelo oka secenelo villainni kotte level kottalanipinchindi. Kaani em chestaam, daaniki budget ledu ani naa violence ki silence cheppi ching ane sound kosam eduru choosa…

Tring…Tring…ani mobile ring ayyindi…

Phone side choosanu.

Anuhya ani display ayyindi…

Kallalo night time bed light elaa velugutundo, Christmas roju star elaa brightgaa untundo anta brightgaa ayipoyyindi naa face.

Pavan kalayanlaa egurutoo call lift chesaanu “ Hello Anuhya”

Anuhya: “Hi Rakesh…Entraa ivvala night plan…are we going out or not? Edo okati confirm cheyya raa…parents ki cheppali nenu friendstho kalisi Sai baba gudiki vellali ani”.

Nenu [Mindlo inkaa salary raaledu, loan mela.com ichevaadu evaru ledu ]: “Anuhya just 15 mins ivvu…am in traffic….emi vinipinchatam ledu…will call you back” ani cheppi phone pettesaanu.

Sare, inko 23 mins and 36 secs wait chesi appatiki salary rakapothe evarini adutaamu ani naa mindlo unna googleloan.com lo search kottanu…

Your search for loan has found three hits.

1. Nanna
2. Amma and
3. Edurinti Sundar Uncle ani vachindi


Nannani party ki dabbu adugutaamu ante aayana paatika prasnalu adigi paavuganta class peeki buddhigaa koorchoni undu intlo antaaru

Ammani party ki dabbu adugutaamu ante enduku raa friends andarini intiki rammanu….kammagaa paayasam, pulihora, perugannam kalipi chesi istaa…ikkade tini andaru bhakti channelo bhagawan jeeva karunaya parama hamsa sookthi mukthavali program choostoo en chakka enjoy cheyyandi antundi…deeni kante nanna peeke paavuganta classe better anukunna.

Inka finalgaa Sundar uncle eeyana money adighithe istaadu gaani malli time ki ivvakapothe jeevithaani ichina parents, jeethani iche maa company, jeernam kosam tablets ichina doctor kante neechaathi neechamgaa titti ear lo ear drops vestaadu and eyes lo eye drops veyyakundaane tears teppistaadu…

Inka naa aatma vachi LITE TEESUKO ani cheppindi…inkaa enni saarlu ee jeevithamlo lite teesukovaali ani anukuntoo unna timelo Ching ani sound vachindi.

Edaarilo Neelu unnattu, naa gftho eppudu godava lekundaa friendlygaa unnatu, maa nanne naa daggariki idigo 10,000 rs spend chesuko annatu idi kooda brahmele ane feelingthone phone vaipu choosanu.

“Your account has been credited with 37,678 rupees. Your account balance is 37,684 INR” ane message undi.

Inkante…Naa happinesski boundaries and sixers ledu. Elaanti strong borderni ayinaa daati vellipoye antha happy.co.in ayipoyyindi. Central vallu happiness sale pettinappudu naa faceni use chesukovachu displayki.

Ventane 0.23 secs kooda waste cheyyakundaa anuhyaki call chesaanu.

Nenu: “ Hai Anuhya…Sorry indaaka trafficlo unnanu. I couldn’t hear you properly. New year kadaa…bayatiki veltaam ivvala night. Taj banjaralo edo program undi. Why don’t we go there?”

Anuhya: “ Oh Ok Ok…you think of some different place. Nenu inko 15 minslo ready ayipotaanu and nuvvu vachi nannu pick up chesuko. By 10 o clock nenu maa street end lo unna mallesh provisions pakkana green grasslo red dress vesukoni black goggles pettukoni wait chestoo untaa…”


Nenu: “ Ok…Ok….We will go to the same place…but varietygaa restaurentki veltaam…calmga untundi…pleasant music…janaalu ekkuvagaa undaru…am putting the phone down…”

Ilaa Cheppi, Kushilo pawan kalyan laaga, Athadu Mahesh babu laa, Bommarillu lo siddarthalaa feel ayyi, ready ayyi, domala mandu kotte municipality valla la vollantha perfume kottukoni bandi kick kotti 34 kmph speedlo velli green grass daggara red dress lo gold chain vesukoni unna anuhya daggariki vellanu.

Tholi Premalo Keerthy reddylaa, Bommarillulo Genelia la, Pokirilo Ileana laa kanipinchandi naa kallaki [ Readers, meeru kooda naa kallathone choodandi…alaane kanipisthundi]

Anuhya bandi ekkindi and we started going towards Banjara Hills. Maa placeni reach ayyamu. Bandi keys ichi valet parking cheyyamani cheppanu.

Taruvaatha, we went into the restaurant. Waiter order teesukovataaniki vachi oka smile smilaadu. Aa smile choosthe maa PM work ichinappudu nenu navve navvuki same to same undi…

Nenu: “ Mee hotel lo costliest item ento cheppu? “

Waiter : “ Shinaav Dham mixed with olives from mexico, breeetles from Switzerland, cherries from Norway and kukus from new Zealand” antoo edo pedda list cheppadu…

Manakemi artham kaaledu… but red dress lo gold chain vesukoni black goggles pettukunna anuhya mundu naa paruvu pothundi anesi…

Nenu: “Yummy….ikkada mouth watering…get me two plates of that and two ice creams”…

Order cheyyagaane waiter same to same smile ichi vellipoyyadu…

Nenu: “ Anuhya…Bowling lo Brett lee…Fightinglo Bruce Lee…Jeans lo Lee elaano restaurentslo idi chaala famous…I just love this place”

Anuhya: “ Nee taste manchi tastele raa….nannu select cheskunnapude artham ayyindi nee taste is kevvu keka “.

Inthalo, waiter vachi maa order serve chesaadu…romanticgaa iddaru looks look kalipi, mukkulo mukku kalipithe baagundadu kabatti handlo hand kalipi choosukuntoo vaadu techina orderni mellagaa tinatam start chesaamu…

Inthalo 12 o clock ayipoyyindi…as usual, iddaram loose motion laanti emotiontho andarilaane manam eppatiki ilaane kalisi untaamu…ante ee hotel lo ani kaadu..ekkada unna ilaa untaamu…thank almighty for ninnu kalisinanduku and neetho kalisi nike salelo konna cheppulu side lo remove chesi 7 steps nadiche avakaasam provide chesinanduku ani cheppukunnamu.


Time 1:23 AM [happy new year hangama ayipoyyindi, roadslor drunkard drivers ni police catch chese timelo]


Maa waiter vachaadu.

“Sir…would you like to order something or shall I get the bill prepared? “

Nenu Red dress lo gold chain vesukoni black goggles pettukuna anuhyatho: “ Bill cheppana leka inkaa emaina order chestaama?”

Anuhya: “ Rakesh…chaalu raa…neetho unnanugaa…ade kadupu nindi poyyindi…inkaa intiki kooda velle time ayyindi raa…”

Nenu: “ We are done with. Get the Bill” ani purselo unna ICICI ATM Card ni touch chesukuntoo tip kinda oka 200 rupees pedatama lekha 195 saripothundaa ani alochistoo unna…

Waiter brought the bill and nenu oka look vesukunna…Rupees 3,576 only ani undi…

Nenu: “ Intenaa…Anuhya nuvvu emi tinaledu…you are still feeling shy” ani cheppi I gave the card to the waiter…


Oka five minutes taruvaatha Waiter vachaadu “ Sir…Mee ATM ni recognize cheyyatam ledu…Balance Ledaa? “

Nenu [Hurted]: :Balance lekapovatam eviti…Mee swipe machine work kaavatam ledu ani cheppu….ilaanti cheap tricks play cheyyodu…swipe it again”…

Waiter Malli vachaadu and told me the same thing.

Naaku tension started. Mobile lo check chesaa message correctgaane choosaana? Ledaa? Ani.. Message correctgaane undi.

Sare Card okasaari teesukoni raa annanu.

Card Choosanu whether I brought the same card or some other.

Card side choodagaane shocked.

Card meeda zoom in chesi choosthe

“VALID FROM 11/03 to 12/08” ani undi….

Oh my god…Naa card just 2 hours back expire ayipoyyindaa….

Kantiki kanipinchani pancha butalu gali,niru,nippu,bumi,akasam aytey kanipinchey a aaroo butamey ra ee waiter annatto vaadi looks...

Ee time naa googleloan.com cheppi teesukoni vache time kooda ledu….

Inka, red dress lo gold chain vesukoni black goggles pettukunna anuhya chaala tensedgaa undi….

Nenu best waiter of the year award kosam waiter work chestaamani decide ayyanu and anuhya ni choodagaane gold chain ane word naa mindlo echo ayyindi…

Daani worth around 15,000 INR untundi…


Sare daanini waiter ki ichi repu vachi collect chesukuntaam ani cheppi return ayyamu nenu and my red dress lo black goggles pettukoni unna naa anuhya….


Naa Manasulo Repu archies ki velli sorry greeting card konaala lekapothe ICICI bank ki velli card ni renew chesukovaala ani alochistoo unnau…

Mee answer ICICI ayithe mee commentslo ZTA ani type chesi SPACE ichi ICICI ani type cheyyandi ledante ARCHIES ani type cheyyandi….



Moral Of the Story: “ Eppudaina GFtho velletappudu make sure your ATM card is not expired and make sure edo oka gold item pettukonidi….”

22 comments:

Ramya said...

nenu inka navva lenu, very funny,good one.
btw, naa answer ZTA ICICI
yendu kantey Archies ki velli card konaa lanna Credit Card geekali gaa mari :)

Tejasvi said...

chala chala funny ga unindi! simply enjoyed reading dis 1!!my ans is ZTA ICICI n also ARCHIES.

Krishna Kumar said...

Induke,nenu eppudaina GF toh bayatiki velleppudu..oo my God,my valet is empty,card kooda teledu..very sorry ani advanced ga cheppesi..free ga kummesta.. :D

divya said...
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divya said...

yendukanta ee gola neeku cheppu??.......happy ga new year chakkaga mummy dady tho njoy cheste, ee red dress lo glod chain vesukuni black goggles pettukunna anuhya vundedi kadu anasuya vundedi kadu.... show cheste ilane vuntadi ;)

vidya said...

next time new year party ki passes mundugaane theesko..appudu card expire ayye munde bill kattachu..

Srinivas said...

Nee month end balance 6 rupeesa? nene better naadi 11 rupees :)

satish said...

hahahaha..... excellent mama....

"....Nenu best waiter of the year award kosam waiter work chestaamani decide ayyanu and anuhya ni choodagaane gold chain ane word naa mindlo echo ayyindi...…"

super...

roopa said...

lol...very funny...but..neeku gal frien undha....?????thts more funny actually....;)

Lekha said...

Naku Gold chain teesi bill pay chesinappudu anuhya face expression ela undooooooo teliyaliiiii. nextday emayindhi sorry greeting card konnava????? anuhya teeskundha leka moham medha sixer aa?

Deepthi said...

deni batti nakem ardham ayindi antee.. gold chain asalu veskelladu ani!!! ipuduayna aa chance ledhu le..

btw, ZTA ICICI ee na ans.. card konalante card geekali ga...

Sreeharsha said...

Hi Rakesh,

Excellent yaar....bhale comedy ga vundi...very funnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..........

sri said...

excellent sir. kani month end balance enduku anta takuva sir. sms ki charges applicable leda mari nenu a number ki sms pampichali.

soundhi said...

chala navinchesaru rakesh gaaru......nenu me post chusi navuthunte ma vaalu naku emainda ani vinthaga chusthunaru....nt able 2 control my laugh..chala manci post chadiva ivala...
and my ans is ZTS ICICI and OKA RED ROSE 4 ur RED DRESS veskuna BLACK GOOGLES pettukuna GOLD CHAIN vesukuna ANUHYA kosam....she will feel happy.....

lovelysunrise said...

baboi...ila nenu nuvvu naku nachav movie chusetapude navva....wah re wha!

first time here...came from keerthakka's blog :)

Good luck to u n gf ;)

Yashwanth said...

Hi Rakesh,

Nenu ne blog ni Mahesh friends comm lo nuvu post chesina scrap dvara ne blog ki nenu visit cheyadam jarigindi. Ne story naku chala nachindi. Correct ga ee story ni nenu Feb 14th rojay enduku chadivano naku teliyadu kani...ne story ni nenu new year concept ni kasta Feb 14th concept ga marchi uhinchukunna..:D
ZTA ICICI is my answer.

satya said...

Bossuuu kevvu keka comedy..
Nuvvvu cheppe vidanam super...
Kaani naaku okati adrdam kaledu, credit card ane concept okati vundi kada, enduku ATM meeda dependings.. Naa Answer ZTA ICICI, Archies & apply a CC..

keerthicherukuri said...

naadee same dialogue :D

ZTA ICICI

Good one :)

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Chethana said...

Cool comedy. ante nenu chala late ga mee blog chusanu and i love all your posts keep posting