Thursday, February 26, 2009

Vaddu Baabu Ee COST CUTTUNG


Nidure Kala ayinadi…Kalaye Nijamainadi…

ani windows mediaplayer version 11 lo paata vasthundi…

abba…Harris Jayaraj Kekagaa kottadu music anukuntoo unna time naa mobile phone nannu pilichindi…

Phone side choosthe colleague okadi peru kanipinchindi…ee timelo vaadi call enti ani lift chesaa.

Colleague: “ Mama…oka 15K kaavali urgentgaa…”

Nenu: “ Deniki raa…ayinaa 2 days back kadaa salary vachindi…”

Colleague: “ Mama…em cheppanu…COMMITMENTS alaantivi…ee month nunchi koddigaa Cost Cutting cheyyalani anukuntunna”

Nenu: “Sare raa vachi teesukoni po…but nenu kooda oka 5K ivvagalanu”…

Colleague: “ Thanks mama…edo okatile…repu aapislo collect chesukuntaa…”

Ee maata cheppi phone pettesaadu and nenu gaaliloki choosthe USHA fan kanipinchatam ledu…Cost Cutting ane padam kanipisthundi…


Naaku Home Loan ledu…Personal Loan ledu…Education Loan ledu…Vaachi poyina thalli…lechipoyina chelli…ilaanti rhyming kastaalu ledu…

but ippudu joblo edo recession antunnarugaa COMMITMENTS lekapoyinaa koddigaa Cost-Cutting chesukuntaamani anukuntoo News Paper Tepinchukovatam Maanesi aapislo chaduvukuntaamani decide chesukoni next day aa paper boy tho cheppanu….


Appudu aa paperboy meeru maanesthe nenu naa college feesni Cost Cutting Chesukovaali annadu…

Mari, vaadu college fees pay cheyyakapothe collegeki money raadu kabatti vallu principal ki salarylo Cost Cutting Chestaaru…

Mari principalki salary raakapothe aayana valla koothuri pelliki katnamlo Cost Cutting Chestaaru…

Mari Principal katnamlo Cost Cutting chesthe Valla alludu book chesina WagonR Cancel Chesukuntaadu…Daanitho Marketing executive Vijayki Incentiveslo Cost Cutting vasthundi….

Mari Incentiveslo Cost Cutting chesthe, Vijay Room Rentlo Ownerki Cost Cutting Chestaadu…

Mari Rent Takkuva Vasthe aa inti Owner ICICI Home loan ki Cost Cutting chestaadu…

ICICI Home Loans recover cheyyakapothe Avi vaati Employees Salarylo Cost Cutting Chestoo konni branch managersni remove chestaaru…

Alaa Remove ayina Sundaram ane bank Manager Valla kodukuki T20 Cricket match choodakundaa aa ticketni Cost Cutting chestaadu…

Ilaa Chaala Managers cost cutting chese sariki ganguly, tendulkar valla franchises ki amount lo Cost Cutting avuthundi…

So, Vallaki stadiumslo janaalu lekapothe sponsers invest chesina amount waste ayipoyyi Sony, LG laanti electronic giants antha Cost Cutting chesukoni andarini remove chestaaru…

Alaa remove ayina vallu money ICICI Home loans pay cheyyaru kabatti malli ICICI vallu koddi mandini remove chesi Cost Cutting chestaaru and alaa paina jarigindi antha looplo chaduvukondi oka 10 times…

Inni Cost Cutting timelo tendulkar bat irigipothundi kabatti kotha bat tepinchukokundaa Cost Cutting cheyyatam start chestaadu…

Alaa tendulkar bats teppichukovatam ledu kabatti pakistanlo bats tayaaru chese company Cost Cutting ani cheppi valla employees ni remove chesthundi….

Alaa pakistanlo ICICI Pakistan banklo vallu home loans and personal loans pay cheyyaru kabatti akkada kooda inka managersni Cost Cutting chestaaru

And alaa pakistanlo ardhika maandyam start ayi alaa Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and whole middle eastlo continue avuthundi cost cutting….

So, valla meeda war chestaamani anukunna Obama Vimaanam middle eastlo land cheyyagaane puncture ayipothundi…mari puncture vese vaadini airlines vallu 2 days backe Cost Cutting kinda remove chesaaru…

So, alaa akkada vachina 30 planes kooda puncture ayyi undipothundi…so, aa employees ki work ledu kabatti US defence vallu Cost Cutting kinda valla employees ni remove chesaaru…

Inka remove ayina vallu akkada valla loans anni teerchaka malli looplo Cost cutting repeat avuthundi…

So, alaa whole countryki ardhika maandyam touch ayyesariki Inka migiledi muggure…Nenu, chaduvutunna meeru and Obama…

Inka dabbulu ekkada nunchi raakapoyyesariki presidentki antha salary ichukolekha Obamani cost cutting chestaaru….

Inka migilindi manam iddarame…So, inni kastalu kalla mundu kanipinchinappudu meeru prapanchaani save cheyyagala avakaasam undi…so please okka pani cheyyandi….maa news paper vesevaadu kanipisthe repati nunchi naaku news paper veyyamani cheppandi….


Moral of the Story: Nenu Cost Cutting cheyyatam start chesthe chaala kastaalu vastunnayi…so, don’t save money...spend it…

14 comments:

keerthicherukuri said...

Hahahaha :)) baavundi

Srinivas said...

Funny. Narration is very good. Nenu mee paper vaadiki chebuta, nuvvu maa cable vaadiki cheppu. Kevalam 3 months bill kattaledani naaku cheppakunda teesesadu vedava!

Between, is this inspired by any management article? Moral of the story is correct: spending is the key to fight against recession.

sri said...

Nice idea..........

Ramya said...

baavundhi chaala, Hatha vidhi manam paper konakapovadam valla yenni kastaalandi.
Meeru cheppindhi Nijamey idhoka dead lock ayipoyindhi, ee recession lo dabbulu karchupettadamaa ani anukuntunnam,kaani adhi jarigithey kaani recession manalni vadhaladhu.

Yashwanth said...

Recession and Inflation rendu kalipi baga cheppavu... kani koncham saga deesinattuga anipinchindi...However, another good topic from u...

Tejasvi said...

haha moral of the story chal bagundi!

soundhi said...

Wonderful post Rakesh gaaru...Chala baaga narrate chesaru. Kani naku oka doubt..aeroplane puncture aindi ani cheparu kadha..Kani adhi most of the times gaalilone untundi kanuka peddaga puncture ayye avakasham ledhu anukunta.. :P
Just kidding....Really well done...Will be waiting 4 ur next post...

Krishna Kumar said...

Cheppa petta kunda post lu raaseyadamena...I hurt..Badly Gurt abbai... ;-)

BTW..post lo chelaregipoyyavu...Shame to Shame..amma,naana oo tamilammai choosinatte unnindi...Bale chesavu Bala Raaju...

Karthika said...

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Its gud :) rakesh.Nee posts eppudu super ga untayi.

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Lekha said...

Paperboy ki jeevithanne prasadinchesavu...

OOOka 10years tarvatha,,, aa Paperboy neeku Boss rooam lo Nee office lone Kanipisthadu, appudu----" Sir meeru aaroju paper veyinchovatam vallane, nenu meeku Boss ayyestayiki Ediganu" Ippudu Company Cost Cutting Cheyyamanteee, Rakesh garu,, mimalni teeseyalekunda Unnanu Sirrrrrrrrrrr.

Howz it :-)

Lekha said...

Paperboy ki jeevithanne prasadinchesavu...

OOOka 10years tarvatha,,, aa Paperboy neeku 'Boss' roopam lo Nee office lone Kanipisthadu, appudu----" Sir meeru aaroju paper veyinchovatam vallane, nenu meeku Boss ayyestayiki Ediganu" Ippudu Company Cost Cutting Cheyyamanteee, Rakesh garu,, mimalni teeseyalekunda Unnanu Sirrrrrrrrrrr.

Howz it :-)

Satish Bolla said...

baasu, nuvvu keko keka. asalu nee creativity ki johaarlu.

keshav said...

best of all till now...
pedda pedda economists ilage aalochistaranta .... :P

vinu said...

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