Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Yamudiki Branch Office - Maa Officelo Cafetaria

Ee Madhya paperlo Guinness book of world recordlo mana Hyderabad vallu okesaari 1,65,000 mandi oka 8 songs singi ekkarani vini naa manassu adlo liril sabbutho snanam chesina heroinelaa egiri gantesindi.

Paper chadavatam ayipogaane maa nanamma “era badavaa…tea temmantaava?” ani adigindi.

Nenu ye vishayamlo No cheppina ee vishayamlo cheppanu kabatti nanamma ki “ Te vey ..ade Tea “ annanu.

Ventane nanamma navvutoo vachi tea ichi “ naa bangaare…naa bujji” ani vallantha gajji patina kukkala alaa vadalakundaa pattukoni muddu cheyyatam start chesindi (entole...chinnapati nunchi nannu koncham gaarabamgaa choosukovatam aameki hobby anta).

Nannamma entha maatlaadutunna naa mindlo maatram alaanti recordlo naa peru enduku inkaa padaledu ani alochistoo tv on chesaanu….

Ventane Gemini tvlo evado okadu tube lights ni maramaraalu tinnattu, penkulanu chekodeela lekkanna tinatam, inkevaro okaame ayithe ekamgaa fanlanu chips kinda navileyatam choosanu…Appudu anipinchindi maa office lo memu kooda canteenlo tintunnamu kadaa…maa peru enduku Guinness recordsloki ekkakoodadu anesi.

Endukante, vellu ilaanti items ennainaa tinagalaru kaani guts unte maa cafetariaki vachi okka full meals tinagalaara…leru…tinte tikka patti anakapally buslo americaki veltaam antaaru ani sagarvamgaa cheppagalanu.

Inka nenu sceneloki velthe,

Adi nenu Companylo Kothagaa cherina rojullo…(Clean Shave, kotha formal dress, nethi meeda vibhudi)

HR formalities anni aypoyina taruvaatha maa HR naatho: “Projectlo repu ninnu map chestunnamu…company chuttu tirigi familiar avvu..gym, nee cubicle, ikkada work atmosphere, library anni state of art laaga untaayi”
Nenu: “ Madam….cafetaria ki daaretu? Cafetarialo food elaa untundi?”
HR :
“Hello…Hello…sorry rakesh …I got an urgent call for a meeting” ani cheppi akkada nunchi goda dooki paaripoyyindi…

Sarle, MNC kadaa chaala panulu untaayile HR laki anukoni inkevarainaa old employeesni adugutaamani naa floor ki vellatam start chesaanu.

Akkada oka 1 hour work chesukoni pakkane unna Mainframes employee padmakarni adigaanu “ Sir…cafetariaki elaa vellali? Aakali danchesthundi?”
Mainframes employee padmakar mukku moosukoni
“ atu edam pakkaki velli second right tirigithe vasthundi meeru adigina place” ani cheppi vomiting chesukuntoo rest room loki vellipoyyaru.

Naaku artham kaaledu….bahusaa work pressure ekkuva ayyindi and endaakaalam kadaa emi timeki tinakapovatam valla ilaa ayipoyyaremo ani jaaligaa aayana vaipu choosi cafetariaki vellanu.

Velli Menu Choosaanu
Bread Pakodi (Chinna Chinna Rallu)
Idly (Paper weightlu)
Onion Dosa (News paper with a difference)
Poorilu (Rubber Mukkalu)
Chappatilu (Chinigi poyina Cheppu mukkalu) ani undi…

Sare, bread pakodi ani order chesthunthe cafeteria owner naa vaipu jaaligaa choosi oka token chinchi naa chethilo petti freegaa oka kadupu noppi tablet ichaadu. Naaku artham kaaledu…chillara kinda edo halls istaaru, lekapothe crane okkapodi istaaru…identidi varietygaa… MNC kadaa ani sardukunnanu.

Sare ani velli token ichi order kosam weight chesthunthe inthalo oka senior .Net programmer okatanni strecherlo teesukoni veltoo oka naluguru kanipinchaaru. Inko side oka Java programmer oka lady ki valla colleagues gattigaa pattukoni nadipistoo, aame rest room ki velthe todugaa antha varaku vellatam, malli time timeki glucose ivvatam chestunnaru…

Anthalo ekkada nuncho aa .Net programmer valla manager vachi athanni “ vedhava…enni saarlu cheppinaa neeku budhi raada? Annitiki tondarenaa? Meals tinakuraa ante vinnavu kaadu…poyina saari ilaane tinnavu…appudu oka 2 months ayyindi normalki raavataaniki…asalu next year nunchi mana company employees ki medical insurance vaadu insure cheyyanu antunnadu…”

Ee maatalu vinna naaku edo artham chesukune timeki nenu order chesina rallu…adenahe…bread pakodi vachindi…
Oka kaali placelo koorchoni tinatam start chesaanu. Oka mukka teesukoni notlo pettukunna…anthe malli notlo pallu lekka pedithe 30 maatrame unnayi…appude artham ayyindi…score 1 for 2 ani..ade okka korukuki rendu pallu anesi…Inka ventane railway level crossing daggara unde gate ki stop pettinattu naa notiki oka stop board tagilinchukunna…

Ee matterni inthathitho vadala koodadu ani nenu ventane r. narayana murthy laaga ‘cafataria entire…daani ruche yentiro’ ani paata paadukuntoo feedback formlo oka complaint vichala vidigaa pedataam ani velthe akkada token no: 1052 ani ichaaru…already meals lo unna queue kanna ikkade peddadigaa undi…ayinaa sare wait chesi raasi vastaam ani aa queuelo nilabaddanu…

Suddengaa ekkada nuncho raghu, suredendra, rahul, shiva ani naluguru SAP consultantlu maatladukuntoo vastunnaru…
Valla conversation ilaa undi Surendra: “ Enti raghu sir…meeru companylo join aye mundu 130Kgs undevaaru..ippudu motham kalipi kooda oka 20kg unnattu leru….”

Raghu sir:
“This entire credit goes to our cafeteria….inthaku mundu iron leg sastrilaa unde nenu kattani gym ledu, vellani club ledu, tiragani weight reduction centers ledu, eragani plastic surgeon ledu…ayinaa tagga ledu kadaa paigaa every two months ki pant size maarutoo undedi…alaanti nenu ivvala intha, sannagaa happygaa unnanu ante kaaranam mana cafeteria food…idi science andani adbhutam..ivvala janaalu iron leg sastri ani pilavatam maanesi edainaa iron tablets vesuko balaaniki antunnaru”…

Inthalo Siva : “ Rey..veltaamu raa…naaku client call okati undi..asale 20 mins late…maa PM ki emi cheppalo kooda artham kaavatam ledu…asale appraisal time…tedaa vasthe layoff chestaaru”

Rahul : “ Simple mama…cafetarialo juice taagaanu ani cheppu..debbaku PM emi anadu…athaniki telusu enduku neeku late ayyindo…”

Complaint iche lopala naa savanni panjaguttalo smasaanamlo suite book chesukone time ayipothundani postpone chesukoni vastunnanu…

Konthamandi Unix Administrators kottagaa vachina KICK movielo bramhanandam second half chesina scenes gurinchi discuss chesukuntoo navvukuntunnaru…Inthalo valla delivery manager vastunnadani telusukoni andaru silentgaa atununchi paaripoyyaru….

Andulo oka Unix administrator pratapni pattukoni nenu : “ enduku sir…alaa paaripotunnaru?”

Pratap: “ Maa delivery manager..parama strict…aayanaku assalu nachadu memu ilaa work egotti maatlaadukuntunte..asale severity 1 ticket edo vachindanta”…

Ilaa, athanu chebutunnado ledo, valla delivery manager, pramukha factionist ayina Maheshgaaru “kaapadandi, kaapadandi” ani arustoo akkada nunchi parigettamtam start chesaaru…

Company motham eeyanni choosi paripothunthe eeyana evarini choosi paaripotunnaro telusukovaalani aayanni aapi adigaanu “ enti sir…enduku paaripotunnaru?”

Mahesh Kumar:
“ athanu…athanu” ani atu side vastunna oka manishini choopinchaadu.

Nenu: “Artham kaaledu sir, cleargaa cheppandi” .

Mahesh Kumar: “ Athanu mana cafeteria nunchi tea teesukoni vachi naaku istunnadu…adi taagithe kachitamgaa nenu oka 3 months leave pedataanu..naaku vaddani cheppi nannu kaapadavaa please”

Nenu ventane athanni aa spot nunchi tarimesaanu. Maantrikudi pranaalu chilaka lo unnattu maa delivery manager pranaalu maa cafetarialo unna tealo undani telisi mukku meeda kallu vesukunnanu.

Sare, last but not the least, cafeteria owner phone number adigi athani maatlaadutaam anukoni akkada unna staffni adigithe goda meeda poster undi…andulo chaduvukondi annaru…Posterlo matter ilaa undi
“Picha Pichagaa laavugaa unnaraa? Adhika baruvu mee samasyaa? Then contact,
Ganesh, cafeteria owner, 98660 98660”


Akkada nunchi tirigi vastunte GYMlo oka vanda mandi chaala baruvulu etti kandalu tirigina chethulatho edo practice chesukuntunnaru...

Nenu oka laavaati uncle sravanni aapi " enti sir...wrestling competitionki practiceaa" ani adigaanu.

Laavaati Sravan Uncle: " nee avva...practise ledu emi ledu...next month mana cafetaria vallu edo food festival pedutunnaru anta....daani kosame ee practice antha"

Inkaa naaku maatalu aagipoyyayi….

Moral of the Story : Anyways, ippatikainaa cheppandi maa office vallaki Guinness booklo eke chance undaa? Ledaa?
Ledu ante maatram maa officelo tea teesukoni vastaa

11 comments:

GURU CHARAN SHARWANY said...

hello rockeshh chaalaa bagundhi...highlights eenti antee.."HR Gooda dhuki paaripoindhi" idhi keeka annamaata..and...owner jaali ga chudatam...ilaantivi chaalaa bagunnaai..gud work kep it up.. :)

sivaprasad said...

super ga undi rakesh garu.tappa kunda mi officelo cafetaria ki guiness book lo place vasthundi.naa support meeke undi.

Karthika said...

hehehe nice:).

Deepthi said...

mee cafetria owner fone num ooo email id oo cheppandi..ee post fwd chestha..valle decixde chestharu guiness book lo chance undoo ledoo!!

way say??.. JK!!
nice post!

dewdrop said...
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dewdrop said...

hey rocky super raasav..ninnu writer kaadanna vanni rayyicchuku kodathaaa.. keep it up buddy

vidya said...

competetion lo maa food court kuda vundi..maa food court mundu mee cafeteria jujubi..

Ramya said...

chaala baaga raaseru, very funny

intha cheppaka kudaa mee cafteria ku guines book lo place raadhani yela antaam, yendukantey alaa cheppaka pothy TEA thagalsi vuntundhemo nani

Tejasvi said...

hahaha..chala baundi..
n ya, nenu mee pt nee support chestunanu...ledante aa tea tagipinchi nannu AIIMS ki transfer chestar ani bahyam vestoondi....

NITRONTIN said...

awsome work mama...keka kaadu piccchi kekaaa..

vinu said...

SUPERAB RAKESH....REALL GANEE NAA MI CAFTERIA ALANEE VUNTUNDHAA..NAMALEKAVUNAA..MI MATALU NAMELA CHESTHUNIE..

ANY WAYS NICE STORY

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