First of all, Oka PEDDA sorry for all the visitors who kept visiting this blog for the last three months without any updates here…Work has taken …sorry ...reserved the front seat…anduvalla ee gap…
Gatha 3 monthslo nenu last monthki veltunna…
Sceneloki velthe, adi mindspace bhavanam, madhapur, hitech city, Hyderabad.
Andaru yadhavidhigaa medaku mangala sootram adenahe…ID card vesukoni officeki veltunnaru…
Alaane nenu office ki poyyanu…
Vellagaane, oka 20 mandi kalisi veltunnaru….udayanne team lunch entabba, sarle, ee time kadaa, MNClo emainaa team breakfast introduce chesaaremo anukoni daggariki vella…velthe naa friend surendra andarini lead chestoo mundu vastunnadu…
Aa sceneni choosthe Tagore cinemalo chiranjeevi, chatrapathilo prabhas, pokiri climax scenelo Mahesh babulaa unnadu Surendra…
Nenu: “Enti Surendra…Ekkadiki Veltunnaru?”
Surendra: “Velletappudu Ekkadiki ani adagakoodadu ane common sense kooda ledaa? Sarle, emi ledu, mana HR vallu pilichaaru…Managerki Surendra, Team members ki Suri, Kastallo unna vallaki Suranna, Naa ane vallaki Sureedu ayina nannu lead cheyyamanesariki ilaa mundundi margadarsilaa nadipistunna”
Nenu: “Sarle, naa timex watchlo time ayyindi…nenu login avutaa…” ani vachesaanu…
Taruvaatha, naaku oka 15 minutes lo phone call from HR department…
HR executive: “ Hello Sir…mee friend Suranna, Samara Surendra reddylaa tayaarayyadu sir…ikkada aparichitudu movielo vikramlaaga viruchukupadutunnadu…HR teamlo evaru dorikithe valla chevulu koriki, kallalo compasstho podichestunnadu…koncham vachi help chesi eeyanni control cheyyandi…”
Nenu: “Ventane vachestaa…” ani start ayyanu
HR room daggariki vellesariki ‘BEWARE OF SAMARA SURENDRA REDDY’ ane board tagilinchi undi…
Mellagaa, Oka chethilo doma tera pattukoni, inko chethilo kerchief pattukoni vellanu…lopala choosthe Surendra kottagaa cherina HR executive chevulu koriki “Nee kammalu goldenaa…ayinaa naakenti..randiraa…entha mandaina sare…any time any place” ani arustoo kanipistunnadu…
Nenu mellagaa venuka nunchi velli kerchief vesi pattukoni eedchukoni bayatiki teesukoni vachaanu
Anthalo oka 5-6 members vachi mathu injection vesi surannanu pandabettaru…
Taruvaatha, nenu Surannanu valla intiki teesukoni vellanu…sare oka 1 hour taruvaatha lechaadu…lechi mellagaa TV on chesaadu…
On Cheyyagaane edo oka channello “The world is yet to come to terms with recession” ani antoo oka anchor kanipinchindi…
Ventane, Surendraku naram daarunamgaa erupekki TV monitor meeda ekki anchor chevulu korakaboyyadu….
Appudu artham ayyindi “ Surendra ni maa company vallu lay-off chesaaru” anesi…
Sarle, koddisepu ayina taruvaatha poonakam vadilinchukoni Surendra ilaa start chesaadu…
“Ee month ending varaku salary istaa annadu…taruvaatha nunchi ICIC Home loanski, HDFC credit cards, inti rentki, bandi EMI ki pay cheyyalante kaneesam 28, 673 rupees and 43 paise avasaram…elaa sardaali…elaa sampaadinchaali”
Nenu: “ Simple mams..Naukri lo nee resume upload cheyyi…call kosam wait cheyyi…”
Surendra: “ Vaddule raa..maa nannagaaru chepparu…Eenadulo employement newslo chadivi vaatiki apply chesukuntaanu…maa nannaki kooda aa rojullo alaage job vachindanta…”
Alaa surendra Bru coffee vijaya milklo kapupukoni taagutoo paper chadavatam start chesaadu…inthalo eenadu pelli pandiri page vachindi…
Ventane Surendra: “naaku okka chance ivvu…battalanni ippesukuntaa” annadu…
Naaku artham kaaledu
Surendra: “Eureka” ani arichi kothagaa Central lo konna Van huesen chokkanu chinchesukunnadu
Nenu: “Oh neeko Idea vachindaa? Adi cheppochu kadaa…ee chinchukovataalu, ivvandi enduku?”
Surendra ventane vanta roomki velli screw driver teesukoni vachi chokka kuttukuntoo ilaa cheppadu: “Mama…elaago ee month end varaku raavochu officeki…medalo mangala sootram kooda undi…(Company ID card…first paragraph miss ayinaa readers ki pratyekam)…so, ee time lopala evaro oka job chese ammayini chesesukunte atleast aame salarytho iddaram batikeyya vachu kadaa…”
Idea ki Ok chebithe ekkada malli trouser kooda chimpesukuntaado anesi nenu: “Nuvvu chestunnadi rightaa?” ani adigaanu.
Suranna: “ Okkasaari nenu COMMIT ayithe…UNDO cheyyalenu…naalo unna manishi bayataku vastaadu…” antoo faction cinema dialogni SQL terminologylo use chesaadu…
Scene Cut chesthe,
Nenu: “kkkkkkkkkkkevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv…..ammov vaddu….nannemi cheyyodu…naa medalo anjaneya swamy danda kooda undi…sree anjaneyam, prasannanjaneyam…” ani antunnanu…
Inthalo oka chiru navvu navvutoo Surendra: “Bayapaddavaa…emi ledu…pelli choopulaki andamgaa undaalani mokhaaniki creams poosaanu….” Ani annadu…
Alaa, aa roju nundi mobile beauty parlor maintain chestoo shanumkha rao marriage links velli tana photoni ichaadu…
Marriage links athanu: “Sir…negative ichinattu unnaru…normal photos ivvandi” anesariki Surendra athani chevvu vaipu choosaadu…
Nenu aapi “ Sir…maa vaadi asalu color and asalu photo ide” annanu…
Marriage links athanu: “Sir…mee requirements enti?”
Suranna: “Ammayi baaga chadivi first classlo pass ayyi undi…”
Marriage links athanu: “Sir…ante meeku maree 6 years papa kaavala sir…”
Malli Suranna athani ear vaipu choosadu…
Nenu Malli surannani kerchieftho katti marriage links athanitho “ Sir…motham athanu cheppedi vinandi”
Suranna: “ Ammayi baga chadivi first classlo pass ayyi ye WIPRO lono, TCS lono, INFOSYS lono campus placement ayyi work chestoo unte chaalu…naaku paisa katnam vaddu….next Sunday meeru maha marriage mela conduct chestunnaru kadaa…akkadiki vastaanu”
Next week vachindi,
Mana Suranna vallantha municipality vallu domala mandu kottinattu axe deodorant kottukoni, facial cheyinchukoni Maha Marriage Melaki velladu…
Akkada athanu vellagaane andaru maskulu vesukoni unnaru…
Suranna marriage links athanitho : “ Sir enti Swine flu kosam inni jagrarthalaa?” ani adigaadu
Marriage links athanu: “ Ledu sir…ikkada evado vedhava deodorant kottukoni vachinattu unnadu…aa kampu bharincha lekha andaru maskulu darinchaaru…”
Suranna malli athani chevi vaipu choodatam start chesaadu…
Nenu malli laagi aa melalo vachina ammayila vaipuku teesukoni vellanu…
Akkada mana suranna requirements ki sariponi vallani antha reject chesi final oka iddaru ammayila daggariki vachaamu…
First ammayi daggariki velli suranna: “ Nenu software engineergaa working sestunna…meeru ee month ending lopala nannu marriage sesukuntaaraa?”
First ammayi: “Chi..pondi…naaku next year pelli chesukovataaniki maa intlo vallu practice chesukommani pampinchaaru…pelli choopullo elaa undaalo avanni nerchukovachu anesi ikkadiki vastunna….”
Second ammayi daggariki vachi suranna same question repeat chesaadu…
Second ammayi: “ Meeru software…nenu software..so, naaku alaa wait cheyyatam meeda pedda nammakam ledu…so, meeru next month antunnaru….nenu next week antunna…pelli chesesukuntaam”…
Ee maataku maa Suranna kangana raunutni tinnadu adele Khangu tinnadu….
Ventane tana manasulo Sri rasthu Subhamasthu ani paatalu paadukoni pelli date fix chesukunnadu…
29th September ’09.
Ventane ammayi prasunamba from TCS kooda OK anesindi…
Pelli roju prasunamba vachi Surannatho “Meeko sangathi cheppali” anesairki Suranna “ No jnans not now…am busy you know” ani tappinchuku tirugutunnadu…
Inthalo pellilo evaro aoftware vallu Recession ane word use chesaaru…
Ventane sangeethamlo apasruthi dorlithe oogipoyye sankarabharam somayaajulu laaga mana Suranna “ Evaru? Evaradi? Ikkada recession ane padam use chesaaru…chebithe valla chevulu korikestaa” anesariki andaru silentgaa ayipoyyaru…
Aa timelo mana prasunamba vachi “ Sureedu…neeko vishayam” anesariki Sureedu maatladavante nee chevvu koriksestaa annatto choosadu…
Ventane pantulu gaaru mantraalu chadivi netti meeda naalagu biyyam ginjalu challi “Seegrameyaa Pilla papalu praptirastu” ani cheppi tana chevulu moosukoni vellipoyyadu…
stage paina suranna deodorant vaasana barichalekha masks vesukunna vallu kooda vaari vaari oorlaki vellipoyyaru…
Inka prasunamba Surannatho meeko vishayam cheppali anesariki Suranna kooda tana job poyyindi ane vishayam cheppali anukunnadu…
But ladies first kabatti Prasunambake chance ichaaadu
Prasunamba: “Em ledu…adi…adi…Recession kadaa…”
Ee maata vinesariki malli mana SAMARA SURENDRA REDDY avataaram pooni oogatam start chesaadu Suranna…
Suranna: “Aa Recession…ayithe?”
Prasunamba: “Recession anesi repe naaku last date annaru…nannu Lay off chesaaru…ee maata chebutaamani chaala try chestunna…”
Daaniki Suranna: “Same peach…nannu peekesaaru…sarle, repat nunchi nuvvu kooda sakshi paper konukko…iddaram kalisi employment opportunities column choosukuntoo apply chestaam….”
Taruvaatha Valla Nannaki Phone chesi Sureedu: “Nannoi…Naa Pellam kooda Margadarsilo Cherindi…tana kooda job pogottukundi…oka 100 rupees money order chesthe iddaram kalisi cinema choosi vastaam…”
Idi matter….Meeru evarainaa Margadarsilo Cheraaraa?
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Swargamlo Kooda Recession effect
Adi 2009 Samvatsaram Endaakalamlo Unna June Nelalo
Samayam: Mitta Madhyanam 1: 45
Venue: Maa officeloni canteenlo
Canteenlo andaru bhojanam chestaamani vellamu...
Rahul canteen vallatho godava padutunnadu…
”aa shivagaadiki chicken biryanilo cockroach vesi ichaaru…maaku kooda Sodexho cardlo anthe geeki enduku cockroach veyyaledu”…
Inthalo surendra ayithe goda ekki dooka botunnadu ninna veyyaledu. Monna veyyaledu kaneesam ee roju kooda cockroach veyyaledu anesi…
Inko side choosthe canteen athanu lift meeda unna ballini teesi “sir choodandi mee kosam fruit platelo vesi istunna” anesariki surendra suddengaa Sikkim lottery consolation prize kinda 10 rupees gelichina athanilaa facelo health and glow vachindi…
Inko dotnet team valla team member birthday anesariki cafetarialoki cherukunnaru…colleague iche party anesariki evari kakruthi koddi vallu 2-3 fruit platelu tinesi “wish you happy birthday” ani cheppi claps kodutoo endipoyina roja puvvunu plastic coverlo petti gold wraper chutti "This is for you" ani istoo unnaru…
Ide timelo subba rao ane maa colleague ki HR nunchi call vachindi…
“Please rest room ki velli moham soaptho kadukkoni colleagues tata cheppi vasthe meetho oka china 15 mins discussion pettukuntaam” ani…
So, HR preethi pilichindi anesariki KPJ stonelaaga merisi poyina subba rao akkadiki vellagaane oka 5-6 kotha HR interns andaru vachi bouquet ichi, sir emi taagutaaru? Coffee, tea, cool drink anesi, inkonthamandi “Waaaavvvvvvv….What a Man” anesariki subba rao gallo telinattunde ane song manasulo vesukoni bayatiki maatram “What preethi…it seems you called me?” ani annadu…
Daaniki Preethi “ Due to redundancy, we are not lucky enough to get your valuable services and your warranty is expired…please sound horn” ani cheppi tata cheppindi…
Inthalo migatha interns andaru vachi Subba Rao ki “Congrats sir…mee valla maaku oka employeeni elaa terminate chestaaro practiclegaa telisindi…you are great sir…” ani pogidesaaru…
Oka HR intern thana chethini kattitho poduchukoni vachina bloodtho subba rao ki tilakam diddi “ meeru challagaa undaali sir…challagaa undaali” ani cheppi edustoo pakka room loki vellipoyyindi…
Inko HR intern oka tamalapaaku teesukoni vachi “if you are satisfied with our services, velle mundu please blow horn” ani edurugaa unna Indica Cabni choopinchi subba rao kallaki dandam pettindi…
Inthalo Finance team anil vachi “madam, motham ippati varaku world wide recession celebrities 9,99,999 and mana Subba rao tho kalipithe 10,00,000 avutaaru…next week shanbagh hotello sir ki sanmaanam chestaarantha 1 milliionth customer ayinanduku” ani cheppi “ congrats sir” ani subba rao ki cheppadu…
Subba rao Ki appudu artham ayyindi tanu kooda oka Recession badhitudu ani…
Anthe company nunchi bayataku vachesaadu…bayataku raagaane okate pidugulu, merupulu…subba rao veepu meedemo kurupulu…koddi sepu tank bund daggariki velli lord buddhani choosaadu…aa taruvaatha Tarnaka varaku nadichi velladu…akkada nunchi 7-in-all lo intiki veltaamani oka 1 hour wait chesaadu…kaani taruvatha artham ayyindi aa routelo 7-in-all undavu anesi…
Finally elaagoo intiki velli “Ye…naake ilaa…nenemi papam chesaanu…roadlo beggar kanipisthe kooda entho sinceregaa naa deggara dabbulu levu anni loans ke potaayi ani cheppi have a nice day antaanu kadaa…inka maa project manager ichina work enta easy ayinaa kooda naaku raadu ani cheppi pakka team vallatho cheyinchukoni valla confidence build chese naake endukilaa? Asalu devudu unnada? Unte naa meeda intha kasi enduku aayaniki?” Ani oka 100 questions from bagawadh gita copy chesukoni chadivi oka templeki velli ganta kotti oka 5-6 times camerani athani meeda pichi pichigaa tippina taruvaatha “ raa…digi raa …divi nunchi bhoomiki digiraa” ane paata paadutoo
The following stunts are performed by a professional and should not be practised at home annattu raka rakaalugaa poojalu, tapassu chesaadu…
Devudemo ithani paatalu vinte talanoppi ekkuvagaa vasthundani rendu chevulo cotton pettukoni duppati kappukoni padukunnadu…ayinaa kooda volume penchesariki inka valla kaadule …veedi paatalu vinte manam medical collegelo demo piece kinda migilipotaamemo anukoni ventane lungi teesi puli charmam dress vesukoni subba rao mundu visible mode loki vachaadu…
“Nayana…Emi Nee korika?” anagaane venuka nunchi “Dushhhhh” ani sound vachindi…
Ventane Mana Subba Rao “Naaku unna loans ento telusugaa….avi pogaa migiledi naa jeethamlo 1 rupee and 25 paise…mari nannu enduku aa preethi chethilo peekinchaavu? Ippudu naa loans sangathi em kaanu…naa sangathi em kaanu?”
Ee maata anagaane devudu okate vekki vekki edustoone unnadu…alaa 1 hour ayina taruvaatha kallu gattigaa tuduchukoni jebulo unna kerchief teesukoni koddigaa mineral water vesukoni wash chesukoni ilaa cheppadu subba rao tho…
“Babu…neeku kastaalu vasthe naaku cheppukuntunnavu…mari naa kastaalu evaritho cheppukonu…Monnane ee recession effect valla moodu grahallo maa operationsni shut down chesaaru… moodu kotla mandi staff enduku anesi chaala mandini layoff chesesaaru…monnatinunchi maa resource manager mr. narada daggara oka list undanta…aa listlo sani grahamlo operations annitini close cheyyalani plan chestunnaranta and layoff listlo naa peru kooda undani talk vachindi…
Inka, clients mimmalni choosthe mee issues annitki severity very high ani pettisastunnaru…mee problems solve chese time saripovatam ledu…inthalo maa project manager vachi enduku inta delay? Enduku solve cheyyatam ledu? Ani mammalni dobbestunnadu…
Ivanni oka ethu ayithe aa rambha, menaka, urvasi ee swargam pvt ltd companylo join ayyi already oka 1000 years ayyindi antha. Okka appraisal ledu, oka onsite opportunity to Chandra mandalam or narakam ledani aligi koorchunnaru…vallaki pakka grahamlo edo oka offer undanta…koncham 10% hike ichinaa kooda akkadiki vellipotaam antunnaru...prastutham market down ayyindi kabatti edo vallu noppulu unna kooda chinna chinna steps vesukuntoo unnaru.
Sarle, skills emainaa upgrade ayyi meeku vachina issuesni tvaragaa solve chestaam ante training ki manchi faculty leru…Patha skillstho work cheyyalante processing time ekkuva ayipothundi…Eppudu Maa global operations head Vishnu gaariki kopam vasthundo artham kaavatam ledu…
Poni, maa marketing team shivudu, vinayakudu vallu bhoomiki vachi manchi projects padataaremo anukunte valla fuel chargeslo 50% cut anesariki vallu bhoomiki vellatam maanesaaru…deenitho Brahma tana manufacturing companyki sambandhinchina konni plantsni close chesesaaru…Saraswathi devi tana staffki jeetham ivvalekha schools ani moosesindi…
Inka Indrudu office ki vastaademo anukunte aayana inti daggara monna doordarshan channel oka 1 hour choosadanta…appati nunchi sick leave oka 3 months teesukunnadu…so, ikkada decision making cheyyataaniki senior resources lekundaa poyyaru…
Deeniki todu, aa north india batch ayina raamudu, lakshman koddigaa lobbying chesukoni valla resources ayina seethani, anjaneyunni, bharathunni andarini projects veyinchaaru…
Inkaa, ilaa cheppukuntoo pothe ee recessionlo chaala tensiongaa undi…naa daggara dabbulu levu…maa wife valla puttintlo vallu ee roju evening vastunnaranta…chicken oka kilo teesukoni rammantundi...so, nenu naa manana maadipoyina masala tea taagutoo em cheyyalaa ani alochistunte nuvvu nee paatatho nannu ekamgaa Apollo hospitalslo swine flue vachina patientlaa join cheyinchetattu unnave…”
Deenitho Subba Rao “Swamy…mee kastaalu vinna taruvaatha …” ilaa antunte oka eddu vachi athani meedaku vachindi…
Subba Rao pakkaki tappukunnadu…
Aa eddu nerugaa velli Accenture building daggara unna road meeda peda vesindi….
Scene Cut Chesthe
Maa cafeteria vaadu : “ Sir…ee roju weekend special …halwa ready” annadu….
Harish: “ enti halwa nallagaa undi….vaasana koduthundi…”
Sir emi ledu, indaaka autolo teche timelo accenture daggara kinda padindi annadu cafeteria owner…(ikkada edduki ee halwaki link ledani anukunte maatram meeku doordarshanlo grama darshini program choopinchaalsinde)
Samayam: Mitta Madhyanam 1: 45
Venue: Maa officeloni canteenlo
Canteenlo andaru bhojanam chestaamani vellamu...
Rahul canteen vallatho godava padutunnadu…
”aa shivagaadiki chicken biryanilo cockroach vesi ichaaru…maaku kooda Sodexho cardlo anthe geeki enduku cockroach veyyaledu”…
Inthalo surendra ayithe goda ekki dooka botunnadu ninna veyyaledu. Monna veyyaledu kaneesam ee roju kooda cockroach veyyaledu anesi…
Inko side choosthe canteen athanu lift meeda unna ballini teesi “sir choodandi mee kosam fruit platelo vesi istunna” anesariki surendra suddengaa Sikkim lottery consolation prize kinda 10 rupees gelichina athanilaa facelo health and glow vachindi…
Inko dotnet team valla team member birthday anesariki cafetarialoki cherukunnaru…colleague iche party anesariki evari kakruthi koddi vallu 2-3 fruit platelu tinesi “wish you happy birthday” ani cheppi claps kodutoo endipoyina roja puvvunu plastic coverlo petti gold wraper chutti "This is for you" ani istoo unnaru…
Ide timelo subba rao ane maa colleague ki HR nunchi call vachindi…
“Please rest room ki velli moham soaptho kadukkoni colleagues tata cheppi vasthe meetho oka china 15 mins discussion pettukuntaam” ani…
So, HR preethi pilichindi anesariki KPJ stonelaaga merisi poyina subba rao akkadiki vellagaane oka 5-6 kotha HR interns andaru vachi bouquet ichi, sir emi taagutaaru? Coffee, tea, cool drink anesi, inkonthamandi “Waaaavvvvvvv….What a Man” anesariki subba rao gallo telinattunde ane song manasulo vesukoni bayatiki maatram “What preethi…it seems you called me?” ani annadu…
Daaniki Preethi “ Due to redundancy, we are not lucky enough to get your valuable services and your warranty is expired…please sound horn” ani cheppi tata cheppindi…
Inthalo migatha interns andaru vachi Subba Rao ki “Congrats sir…mee valla maaku oka employeeni elaa terminate chestaaro practiclegaa telisindi…you are great sir…” ani pogidesaaru…
Oka HR intern thana chethini kattitho poduchukoni vachina bloodtho subba rao ki tilakam diddi “ meeru challagaa undaali sir…challagaa undaali” ani cheppi edustoo pakka room loki vellipoyyindi…
Inko HR intern oka tamalapaaku teesukoni vachi “if you are satisfied with our services, velle mundu please blow horn” ani edurugaa unna Indica Cabni choopinchi subba rao kallaki dandam pettindi…
Inthalo Finance team anil vachi “madam, motham ippati varaku world wide recession celebrities 9,99,999 and mana Subba rao tho kalipithe 10,00,000 avutaaru…next week shanbagh hotello sir ki sanmaanam chestaarantha 1 milliionth customer ayinanduku” ani cheppi “ congrats sir” ani subba rao ki cheppadu…
Subba rao Ki appudu artham ayyindi tanu kooda oka Recession badhitudu ani…
Anthe company nunchi bayataku vachesaadu…bayataku raagaane okate pidugulu, merupulu…subba rao veepu meedemo kurupulu…koddi sepu tank bund daggariki velli lord buddhani choosaadu…aa taruvaatha Tarnaka varaku nadichi velladu…akkada nunchi 7-in-all lo intiki veltaamani oka 1 hour wait chesaadu…kaani taruvatha artham ayyindi aa routelo 7-in-all undavu anesi…
Finally elaagoo intiki velli “Ye…naake ilaa…nenemi papam chesaanu…roadlo beggar kanipisthe kooda entho sinceregaa naa deggara dabbulu levu anni loans ke potaayi ani cheppi have a nice day antaanu kadaa…inka maa project manager ichina work enta easy ayinaa kooda naaku raadu ani cheppi pakka team vallatho cheyinchukoni valla confidence build chese naake endukilaa? Asalu devudu unnada? Unte naa meeda intha kasi enduku aayaniki?” Ani oka 100 questions from bagawadh gita copy chesukoni chadivi oka templeki velli ganta kotti oka 5-6 times camerani athani meeda pichi pichigaa tippina taruvaatha “ raa…digi raa …divi nunchi bhoomiki digiraa” ane paata paadutoo
The following stunts are performed by a professional and should not be practised at home annattu raka rakaalugaa poojalu, tapassu chesaadu…
Devudemo ithani paatalu vinte talanoppi ekkuvagaa vasthundani rendu chevulo cotton pettukoni duppati kappukoni padukunnadu…ayinaa kooda volume penchesariki inka valla kaadule …veedi paatalu vinte manam medical collegelo demo piece kinda migilipotaamemo anukoni ventane lungi teesi puli charmam dress vesukoni subba rao mundu visible mode loki vachaadu…
“Nayana…Emi Nee korika?” anagaane venuka nunchi “Dushhhhh” ani sound vachindi…
Ventane Mana Subba Rao “Naaku unna loans ento telusugaa….avi pogaa migiledi naa jeethamlo 1 rupee and 25 paise…mari nannu enduku aa preethi chethilo peekinchaavu? Ippudu naa loans sangathi em kaanu…naa sangathi em kaanu?”
Ee maata anagaane devudu okate vekki vekki edustoone unnadu…alaa 1 hour ayina taruvaatha kallu gattigaa tuduchukoni jebulo unna kerchief teesukoni koddigaa mineral water vesukoni wash chesukoni ilaa cheppadu subba rao tho…
“Babu…neeku kastaalu vasthe naaku cheppukuntunnavu…mari naa kastaalu evaritho cheppukonu…Monnane ee recession effect valla moodu grahallo maa operationsni shut down chesaaru… moodu kotla mandi staff enduku anesi chaala mandini layoff chesesaaru…monnatinunchi maa resource manager mr. narada daggara oka list undanta…aa listlo sani grahamlo operations annitini close cheyyalani plan chestunnaranta and layoff listlo naa peru kooda undani talk vachindi…
Inka, clients mimmalni choosthe mee issues annitki severity very high ani pettisastunnaru…mee problems solve chese time saripovatam ledu…inthalo maa project manager vachi enduku inta delay? Enduku solve cheyyatam ledu? Ani mammalni dobbestunnadu…
Ivanni oka ethu ayithe aa rambha, menaka, urvasi ee swargam pvt ltd companylo join ayyi already oka 1000 years ayyindi antha. Okka appraisal ledu, oka onsite opportunity to Chandra mandalam or narakam ledani aligi koorchunnaru…vallaki pakka grahamlo edo oka offer undanta…koncham 10% hike ichinaa kooda akkadiki vellipotaam antunnaru...prastutham market down ayyindi kabatti edo vallu noppulu unna kooda chinna chinna steps vesukuntoo unnaru.
Sarle, skills emainaa upgrade ayyi meeku vachina issuesni tvaragaa solve chestaam ante training ki manchi faculty leru…Patha skillstho work cheyyalante processing time ekkuva ayipothundi…Eppudu Maa global operations head Vishnu gaariki kopam vasthundo artham kaavatam ledu…
Poni, maa marketing team shivudu, vinayakudu vallu bhoomiki vachi manchi projects padataaremo anukunte valla fuel chargeslo 50% cut anesariki vallu bhoomiki vellatam maanesaaru…deenitho Brahma tana manufacturing companyki sambandhinchina konni plantsni close chesesaaru…Saraswathi devi tana staffki jeetham ivvalekha schools ani moosesindi…
Inka Indrudu office ki vastaademo anukunte aayana inti daggara monna doordarshan channel oka 1 hour choosadanta…appati nunchi sick leave oka 3 months teesukunnadu…so, ikkada decision making cheyyataaniki senior resources lekundaa poyyaru…
Deeniki todu, aa north india batch ayina raamudu, lakshman koddigaa lobbying chesukoni valla resources ayina seethani, anjaneyunni, bharathunni andarini projects veyinchaaru…
Inkaa, ilaa cheppukuntoo pothe ee recessionlo chaala tensiongaa undi…naa daggara dabbulu levu…maa wife valla puttintlo vallu ee roju evening vastunnaranta…chicken oka kilo teesukoni rammantundi...so, nenu naa manana maadipoyina masala tea taagutoo em cheyyalaa ani alochistunte nuvvu nee paatatho nannu ekamgaa Apollo hospitalslo swine flue vachina patientlaa join cheyinchetattu unnave…”
Deenitho Subba Rao “Swamy…mee kastaalu vinna taruvaatha …” ilaa antunte oka eddu vachi athani meedaku vachindi…
Subba Rao pakkaki tappukunnadu…
Aa eddu nerugaa velli Accenture building daggara unna road meeda peda vesindi….
Scene Cut Chesthe
Maa cafeteria vaadu : “ Sir…ee roju weekend special …halwa ready” annadu….
Harish: “ enti halwa nallagaa undi….vaasana koduthundi…”
Sir emi ledu, indaaka autolo teche timelo accenture daggara kinda padindi annadu cafeteria owner…(ikkada edduki ee halwaki link ledani anukunte maatram meeku doordarshanlo grama darshini program choopinchaalsinde)
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Harini – O Bus ekkist
Nenu: “Enti baabu …mare intha daarunam.com…Mainroad nunchi ikkadiki 20 rupeesaa?” ani aaskaanu auto driverni.
Auto Driver: “ Mee moham choosi I told that cheap. Inkevarainaa ayithenaa 30 rupees askevaani”.
Nenu: “ Edisaavule...Inkevaraina ayithe 10 rupees maatrame takings nuvvu…”
Auto Driver: “Nannu emainaa tellandi but meeru naa nijaayathini and commimentni anoddu…memu maa intlo hamam sabbu maatrame usings since last 20 years…”
Nenu: “Sarle…Neetho Naaku fighting.org endukule..Naa bus vachindi…nenu goings….”
Ilaa auto vaaditho tellings nenu bus standlo ki vellanu to get into my bus…Hyderabdki nellore nunchi bus annamaata…
So, reached my bus and buslo ekki I started searching for my seat…finally, window seat daggariki vellings but naa seatlo evaro sittings.
Nenu: “ Sir…Idi naa seat…koncham stand up ayyi mee seatki veltaaraa?”
Window seatlo sittings ayina sir : “ abbayyov…enti nee seat nee seat antaavu…memu kooda reservation ki try chesaamu…aa timelo ayipoyyindi. Anduke vere seat vachindi…ayinaa pedda nuvvu reserve chesukunnavani posaa…deenikante pedda pedda buslo memu travel.com chesaamu….monna maa abbayi americalo unnappudu kooda…”
Nenu: “ Sir…naaku assalu opika.com ledu…daya chesi nannu forgive me….velli mee seatlo meeru sittandi…” ani toldaanu…
Having said so, I finally sat in my seat and vechi choosings for some interesting personalities in the buses.
Finally, Oka girl along with her father came into the bus…Venki cinemalo sneha vachinattu, varsham movie lo trisha vachinaatu vachindi. Nenu kooda mindlo oka song vesukunna AMAV lo venkateshlaa emaindi ee vela ani…
Alaane aa ammayi comings comings comings…ilaa comings comings ayyi finally naa seat before sit ayyindi. Along with her, as usual, valla daddy vachaaru…
Nenu ikkada siggings and moggings and naaku nene “wah…lucky chance kottesaavu guru” ani thinkutoo elaa intro chesukovaali ani practice chesukuntunnanu.
Ammayi valla daddy : “ Amma harini…jaargrarthamma….asale ontarigaa prayanam chestunnavu. Cityki vellina taruvaatha phone cheyyi. Baaga chaduvuko. Time ki annam tinu…”
Malli naaku backgroundlo keyboard and flute vayinchinattu anipinchindi.
Ammayi peru harini ani telisindi. I love you o sravani ani venki song laaga nenu kooda oka song singukunnanu.
Taruvaatha I was tongi choosings whats happening ani.
Harini: “ Abba…enti nanna..nenemi china pillani kaadule…Nenu manage chesukuntaa…”
Harini’s Dad: “Edo lemma…mee pilla kunkalaku emi telusu…50 years industry ikkada…ayinaa maa maata mereppudu vintaarule…undu..nenu velli conductor.org ki cheppi vastaa…”
Having Said so, Harini’s dad velli conductortho talkings.
Ee timelo Hariniki tring tring ani mobile lo call vachindi.
Harini : “Hello…aaa…vimala…vey..mathslo second question important or trignometrylo page no : 3 lo unna 4th problem chaduvukonaa?”
Ee maaatalu vini I thought mana harini is a ranker. Eppudu chaduvu gurinchenaa ee pilla talk chesedi. Must be an intelligent girl ani naalo nenu thinkaanu.
Harini’s Dad came along and told her “ eppudu studies.com ye naa…koncham relax avvamma…nee pakka seatlo ongole lo oka ammayi ekkings anta..jaagrarthamma…ontarigaa goings…”
Inthalo Paam...Paam ani sound vachindi…
I understood driver has ekkified the bus and moging the horn.
Ekkadinuncho busloki passengers andaru vachi sittified in their respective seats and bus U-turn teesukune timelo rountinegaa evaro okadu run run run chesukoni finalgaa bus ni reach chesaadu.
Harini’s Dad ran along with the bus and told her “Happy journey. Asale ontarigaa veltunnavu…conductorki cheppanu appudappudu neeku emainaa kaavalante aayaniki cheppu…health jagrartha…timeki tinu..studieslo fall ayyi health ni neglect.org cheyyaku…tata..birla..ambani…”
Harini: “Tata Nanna…Bhayamgaa undi ontarigaa vellalante…asale intha mandi abbayilu..somehow manage chestaa nanna…after reaching call chestaa nanna…”
Ee scene choodagaane naaku kanneru round roundgaa tirigindi…papam kadaa harini ontarigaa elaa manage chestundoani…
Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…
Cell mogings.
I understood that its for harini. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.
Harini: “Aa Vamsi cheppu…indaaka my dad was beside me... andukey raa cut chesaanu…don’t think bad raa…”
Mirror pagilina sound…I understood its not the mirror but my manasu pagilified. Sare ani I kept my two ears wide open to hear the conversation.
Harini: “Sorry annanu kadaraa..alaa alagaku raa…nuvvu aligithe naaku cry vasthundi…ilaanti china china daaniki kooda kopam enduku raa..maa dad pakkane unnaru raa…”
Atu side nunchi Vamsi told her something.
Harini: “Ok raa..tappu ayipoyyindi…as a punishment repu hyd ki raagane neetho kalisi movie ki vastaale…”
Mirror pagilina sound inkaa baaga vachindi…Naa heart jaarified…and I started to listen to her conversation with rapt attention…
Harini: “Vamsi…Sorry raaa….inkeppudu ee mistake repeat cheyyanu raa…promise raa..ide last time raa..em cheyyanu..dadni vaddanaa vastaa annaru bus stand ki…”
Ilaa cheppings and she kept her phone down.
Naaku harini ni choosi mandings and kaaraalu miryaalu noorings.
Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…
Cell mogings.
I understood that its for harini again. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.
Harini: “Enti Pradeep…Bus stand ki vachi dooram nunchi naaku tata chebutaa annavu but nuvvu kanipincha ledu…” Pradeep told her something.
Harini: “ Oh Vachaavaa…Sorry raa maa dad pakkane unnaru…anduvalla atu itu no lookings raa….and ee saari neetho kalisi shopping raalekha poyyanu..maa akka US nunchi vachindi raa…
Pradeep told her something again.
Harini: “ nijamgaa raa…Bayatiki pampa ledu…next time nenu vachinappudu nvvu nenu outside goings and also movie kooda goings ok naa…”
Naaku ikkada mind kaadu…total manishine block ayyanu…entee daarunam…naa harini enti pedda chadivist anukunna…ilaa talkings enti….
Harini: “ Sare raa Pradeep..Dad call chese time…malli chestaale neeku…”
Sare inka harini sleep chese time emo…ayinaa pakka seat is vacant kadaa…I will try to sit beside her ani plan chesukuntunna…
Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…
Cell mogings.
I understood as usual its for harini. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.
Harini: “ Sorry Raa Dilip…Indaaka maa dad call chesaaru…andukey busy…And dilip ee roju naaku memorable day raa…neetho koorchoni tinna ice cream chaala baagundi raa…I really liked it raa…”
Dilip told her something…
Harini: “abba…edisaavu..naa kosam ice cream teesukoni Hyderabadki vastaavaa? Entha istham raa nenanthe…”
Keek…Keek..Keek…keek…
Car Horn kaadu…Signal lekunda harini’s mobile cut ayipoyyindi…
Naaku ikkada kallu red red ayipoyyindi and ears nunchi smoke comings. I am fuming bussu …bussu antoo
Bus stopped at one point …one guy ekkified into the bus…
Veedu Ekkified and nerugaa vachi Harini pakka seatlo sittings…
I thought he was given that seat and lucky fellow ani thinkutunna…
Harini: “ Hi Raa madhu…vastaavo ledo ani tension raa okate…thanks raa…ee seatlo inkevaraina koorchings ani okate tensiongaa undi raa…”
Naaku chukkalu kanipisthundi …artham kaavatam ledu…
Madhu: “ harini neeku company kaavalante entha dooramaina vastaanu…”
Harini: “ Telusu raa madhu…intha sepu nee gurinche thinkingslo unna raa…”
Naaku edavaalo, navvalo artham kaaledu…and two ears petti vine opika ledu…
And slowly I wentified into sleep…
Morning the bus reached nampally in hyd…Inko 10 mins lo ameerpetlo stoppings...
Ee timelo Harini: “ Rey madhu…get up raa…get up raa…get down raa…inko 10 mins ameerpet is coming…I need to get down there raa…my peda nanna is coming raaa…aayanaki malli doubt comings…get down raa…get down raa…”
Madhu: “ Ok vey….me getting down…catch u later “ ani cheppings he digified…
Naaku morning morning mandings…
Finally, the bus reached ameerpet and nenu kooda ade stoplo has to get down and so I gotified there…even harini gotified there…
Ventane she got a call again…
I thought one more narasimha or sudeep or bhanu ani but from her reaction I understood its from her dad…
Harini: “ Aaaa…nanna…Cheraanadi…night chaala sepu chadivaanu…but oka vishayam cheppali nanna meeku…naa venuka some passenger was sitting…he is commenting me through out..I think vaadu taagi bus ekkademo ani.…nenu conductor ki complain chesina taruvaatha ayana warning ichaaru…naaku edupu vachindi…inkeppudu ontarigaa vellanu nanna…meeru kooda raavali naatho”
My gosh..this is the end…I was almost on the verge of fainting…Mosam…dagaa…kutra….harini nannu drunkardni chesindi ani thinkutoo
“Auto…Auto…” ani arichaanu intiki velli cry chesukuntoo koorchutaamu ani…
Moral of the story: Whenever you are getting into a bus, make sure there is no harini sitting in front of you…cos in front harini sitting ayithe crocodile festival only…
Auto Driver: “ Mee moham choosi I told that cheap. Inkevarainaa ayithenaa 30 rupees askevaani”.
Nenu: “ Edisaavule...Inkevaraina ayithe 10 rupees maatrame takings nuvvu…”
Auto Driver: “Nannu emainaa tellandi but meeru naa nijaayathini and commimentni anoddu…memu maa intlo hamam sabbu maatrame usings since last 20 years…”
Nenu: “Sarle…Neetho Naaku fighting.org endukule..Naa bus vachindi…nenu goings….”
Ilaa auto vaaditho tellings nenu bus standlo ki vellanu to get into my bus…Hyderabdki nellore nunchi bus annamaata…
So, reached my bus and buslo ekki I started searching for my seat…finally, window seat daggariki vellings but naa seatlo evaro sittings.
Nenu: “ Sir…Idi naa seat…koncham stand up ayyi mee seatki veltaaraa?”
Window seatlo sittings ayina sir : “ abbayyov…enti nee seat nee seat antaavu…memu kooda reservation ki try chesaamu…aa timelo ayipoyyindi. Anduke vere seat vachindi…ayinaa pedda nuvvu reserve chesukunnavani posaa…deenikante pedda pedda buslo memu travel.com chesaamu….monna maa abbayi americalo unnappudu kooda…”
Nenu: “ Sir…naaku assalu opika.com ledu…daya chesi nannu forgive me….velli mee seatlo meeru sittandi…” ani toldaanu…
Having said so, I finally sat in my seat and vechi choosings for some interesting personalities in the buses.
Finally, Oka girl along with her father came into the bus…Venki cinemalo sneha vachinattu, varsham movie lo trisha vachinaatu vachindi. Nenu kooda mindlo oka song vesukunna AMAV lo venkateshlaa emaindi ee vela ani…
Alaane aa ammayi comings comings comings…ilaa comings comings ayyi finally naa seat before sit ayyindi. Along with her, as usual, valla daddy vachaaru…
Nenu ikkada siggings and moggings and naaku nene “wah…lucky chance kottesaavu guru” ani thinkutoo elaa intro chesukovaali ani practice chesukuntunnanu.
Ammayi valla daddy : “ Amma harini…jaargrarthamma….asale ontarigaa prayanam chestunnavu. Cityki vellina taruvaatha phone cheyyi. Baaga chaduvuko. Time ki annam tinu…”
Malli naaku backgroundlo keyboard and flute vayinchinattu anipinchindi.
Ammayi peru harini ani telisindi. I love you o sravani ani venki song laaga nenu kooda oka song singukunnanu.
Taruvaatha I was tongi choosings whats happening ani.
Harini: “ Abba…enti nanna..nenemi china pillani kaadule…Nenu manage chesukuntaa…”
Harini’s Dad: “Edo lemma…mee pilla kunkalaku emi telusu…50 years industry ikkada…ayinaa maa maata mereppudu vintaarule…undu..nenu velli conductor.org ki cheppi vastaa…”
Having Said so, Harini’s dad velli conductortho talkings.
Ee timelo Hariniki tring tring ani mobile lo call vachindi.
Harini : “Hello…aaa…vimala…vey..mathslo second question important or trignometrylo page no : 3 lo unna 4th problem chaduvukonaa?”
Ee maaatalu vini I thought mana harini is a ranker. Eppudu chaduvu gurinchenaa ee pilla talk chesedi. Must be an intelligent girl ani naalo nenu thinkaanu.
Harini’s Dad came along and told her “ eppudu studies.com ye naa…koncham relax avvamma…nee pakka seatlo ongole lo oka ammayi ekkings anta..jaagrarthamma…ontarigaa goings…”
Inthalo Paam...Paam ani sound vachindi…
I understood driver has ekkified the bus and moging the horn.
Ekkadinuncho busloki passengers andaru vachi sittified in their respective seats and bus U-turn teesukune timelo rountinegaa evaro okadu run run run chesukoni finalgaa bus ni reach chesaadu.
Harini’s Dad ran along with the bus and told her “Happy journey. Asale ontarigaa veltunnavu…conductorki cheppanu appudappudu neeku emainaa kaavalante aayaniki cheppu…health jagrartha…timeki tinu..studieslo fall ayyi health ni neglect.org cheyyaku…tata..birla..ambani…”
Harini: “Tata Nanna…Bhayamgaa undi ontarigaa vellalante…asale intha mandi abbayilu..somehow manage chestaa nanna…after reaching call chestaa nanna…”
Ee scene choodagaane naaku kanneru round roundgaa tirigindi…papam kadaa harini ontarigaa elaa manage chestundoani…
Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…
Cell mogings.
I understood that its for harini. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.
Harini: “Aa Vamsi cheppu…indaaka my dad was beside me... andukey raa cut chesaanu…don’t think bad raa…”
Mirror pagilina sound…I understood its not the mirror but my manasu pagilified. Sare ani I kept my two ears wide open to hear the conversation.
Harini: “Sorry annanu kadaraa..alaa alagaku raa…nuvvu aligithe naaku cry vasthundi…ilaanti china china daaniki kooda kopam enduku raa..maa dad pakkane unnaru raa…”
Atu side nunchi Vamsi told her something.
Harini: “Ok raa..tappu ayipoyyindi…as a punishment repu hyd ki raagane neetho kalisi movie ki vastaale…”
Mirror pagilina sound inkaa baaga vachindi…Naa heart jaarified…and I started to listen to her conversation with rapt attention…
Harini: “Vamsi…Sorry raaa….inkeppudu ee mistake repeat cheyyanu raa…promise raa..ide last time raa..em cheyyanu..dadni vaddanaa vastaa annaru bus stand ki…”
Ilaa cheppings and she kept her phone down.
Naaku harini ni choosi mandings and kaaraalu miryaalu noorings.
Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…
Cell mogings.
I understood that its for harini again. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.
Harini: “Enti Pradeep…Bus stand ki vachi dooram nunchi naaku tata chebutaa annavu but nuvvu kanipincha ledu…” Pradeep told her something.
Harini: “ Oh Vachaavaa…Sorry raa maa dad pakkane unnaru…anduvalla atu itu no lookings raa….and ee saari neetho kalisi shopping raalekha poyyanu..maa akka US nunchi vachindi raa…
Pradeep told her something again.
Harini: “ nijamgaa raa…Bayatiki pampa ledu…next time nenu vachinappudu nvvu nenu outside goings and also movie kooda goings ok naa…”
Naaku ikkada mind kaadu…total manishine block ayyanu…entee daarunam…naa harini enti pedda chadivist anukunna…ilaa talkings enti….
Harini: “ Sare raa Pradeep..Dad call chese time…malli chestaale neeku…”
Sare inka harini sleep chese time emo…ayinaa pakka seat is vacant kadaa…I will try to sit beside her ani plan chesukuntunna…
Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring… Tring...Tring…
Cell mogings.
I understood as usual its for harini. Harini purse lonchi phone teesified.
Harini: “ Sorry Raa Dilip…Indaaka maa dad call chesaaru…andukey busy…And dilip ee roju naaku memorable day raa…neetho koorchoni tinna ice cream chaala baagundi raa…I really liked it raa…”
Dilip told her something…
Harini: “abba…edisaavu..naa kosam ice cream teesukoni Hyderabadki vastaavaa? Entha istham raa nenanthe…”
Keek…Keek..Keek…keek…
Car Horn kaadu…Signal lekunda harini’s mobile cut ayipoyyindi…
Naaku ikkada kallu red red ayipoyyindi and ears nunchi smoke comings. I am fuming bussu …bussu antoo
Bus stopped at one point …one guy ekkified into the bus…
Veedu Ekkified and nerugaa vachi Harini pakka seatlo sittings…
I thought he was given that seat and lucky fellow ani thinkutunna…
Harini: “ Hi Raa madhu…vastaavo ledo ani tension raa okate…thanks raa…ee seatlo inkevaraina koorchings ani okate tensiongaa undi raa…”
Naaku chukkalu kanipisthundi …artham kaavatam ledu…
Madhu: “ harini neeku company kaavalante entha dooramaina vastaanu…”
Harini: “ Telusu raa madhu…intha sepu nee gurinche thinkingslo unna raa…”
Naaku edavaalo, navvalo artham kaaledu…and two ears petti vine opika ledu…
And slowly I wentified into sleep…
Morning the bus reached nampally in hyd…Inko 10 mins lo ameerpetlo stoppings...
Ee timelo Harini: “ Rey madhu…get up raa…get up raa…get down raa…inko 10 mins ameerpet is coming…I need to get down there raa…my peda nanna is coming raaa…aayanaki malli doubt comings…get down raa…get down raa…”
Madhu: “ Ok vey….me getting down…catch u later “ ani cheppings he digified…
Naaku morning morning mandings…
Finally, the bus reached ameerpet and nenu kooda ade stoplo has to get down and so I gotified there…even harini gotified there…
Ventane she got a call again…
I thought one more narasimha or sudeep or bhanu ani but from her reaction I understood its from her dad…
Harini: “ Aaaa…nanna…Cheraanadi…night chaala sepu chadivaanu…but oka vishayam cheppali nanna meeku…naa venuka some passenger was sitting…he is commenting me through out..I think vaadu taagi bus ekkademo ani.…nenu conductor ki complain chesina taruvaatha ayana warning ichaaru…naaku edupu vachindi…inkeppudu ontarigaa vellanu nanna…meeru kooda raavali naatho”
My gosh..this is the end…I was almost on the verge of fainting…Mosam…dagaa…kutra….harini nannu drunkardni chesindi ani thinkutoo
“Auto…Auto…” ani arichaanu intiki velli cry chesukuntoo koorchutaamu ani…
Moral of the story: Whenever you are getting into a bus, make sure there is no harini sitting in front of you…cos in front harini sitting ayithe crocodile festival only…
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Yamudiki Branch Office - Maa Officelo Cafetaria
Ee Madhya paperlo Guinness book of world recordlo mana Hyderabad vallu okesaari 1,65,000 mandi oka 8 songs singi ekkarani vini naa manassu adlo liril sabbutho snanam chesina heroinelaa egiri gantesindi.
Paper chadavatam ayipogaane maa nanamma “era badavaa…tea temmantaava?” ani adigindi.
Nenu ye vishayamlo No cheppina ee vishayamlo cheppanu kabatti nanamma ki “ Te vey ..ade Tea “ annanu.
Ventane nanamma navvutoo vachi tea ichi “ naa bangaare…naa bujji” ani vallantha gajji patina kukkala alaa vadalakundaa pattukoni muddu cheyyatam start chesindi (entole...chinnapati nunchi nannu koncham gaarabamgaa choosukovatam aameki hobby anta).
Nannamma entha maatlaadutunna naa mindlo maatram alaanti recordlo naa peru enduku inkaa padaledu ani alochistoo tv on chesaanu….
Ventane Gemini tvlo evado okadu tube lights ni maramaraalu tinnattu, penkulanu chekodeela lekkanna tinatam, inkevaro okaame ayithe ekamgaa fanlanu chips kinda navileyatam choosanu…Appudu anipinchindi maa office lo memu kooda canteenlo tintunnamu kadaa…maa peru enduku Guinness recordsloki ekkakoodadu anesi.
Endukante, vellu ilaanti items ennainaa tinagalaru kaani guts unte maa cafetariaki vachi okka full meals tinagalaara…leru…tinte tikka patti anakapally buslo americaki veltaam antaaru ani sagarvamgaa cheppagalanu.
Inka nenu sceneloki velthe,
Adi nenu Companylo Kothagaa cherina rojullo…(Clean Shave, kotha formal dress, nethi meeda vibhudi)
HR formalities anni aypoyina taruvaatha maa HR naatho: “Projectlo repu ninnu map chestunnamu…company chuttu tirigi familiar avvu..gym, nee cubicle, ikkada work atmosphere, library anni state of art laaga untaayi”
Nenu: “ Madam….cafetaria ki daaretu? Cafetarialo food elaa untundi?”
HR : “Hello…Hello…sorry rakesh …I got an urgent call for a meeting” ani cheppi akkada nunchi goda dooki paaripoyyindi…
Sarle, MNC kadaa chaala panulu untaayile HR laki anukoni inkevarainaa old employeesni adugutaamani naa floor ki vellatam start chesaanu.
Akkada oka 1 hour work chesukoni pakkane unna Mainframes employee padmakarni adigaanu “ Sir…cafetariaki elaa vellali? Aakali danchesthundi?”
Mainframes employee padmakar mukku moosukoni “ atu edam pakkaki velli second right tirigithe vasthundi meeru adigina place” ani cheppi vomiting chesukuntoo rest room loki vellipoyyaru.
Naaku artham kaaledu….bahusaa work pressure ekkuva ayyindi and endaakaalam kadaa emi timeki tinakapovatam valla ilaa ayipoyyaremo ani jaaligaa aayana vaipu choosi cafetariaki vellanu.
Velli Menu Choosaanu
Bread Pakodi (Chinna Chinna Rallu)
Idly (Paper weightlu)
Onion Dosa (News paper with a difference)
Poorilu (Rubber Mukkalu)
Chappatilu (Chinigi poyina Cheppu mukkalu) ani undi…
Sare, bread pakodi ani order chesthunthe cafeteria owner naa vaipu jaaligaa choosi oka token chinchi naa chethilo petti freegaa oka kadupu noppi tablet ichaadu. Naaku artham kaaledu…chillara kinda edo halls istaaru, lekapothe crane okkapodi istaaru…identidi varietygaa… MNC kadaa ani sardukunnanu.
Sare ani velli token ichi order kosam weight chesthunthe inthalo oka senior .Net programmer okatanni strecherlo teesukoni veltoo oka naluguru kanipinchaaru. Inko side oka Java programmer oka lady ki valla colleagues gattigaa pattukoni nadipistoo, aame rest room ki velthe todugaa antha varaku vellatam, malli time timeki glucose ivvatam chestunnaru…
Anthalo ekkada nuncho aa .Net programmer valla manager vachi athanni “ vedhava…enni saarlu cheppinaa neeku budhi raada? Annitiki tondarenaa? Meals tinakuraa ante vinnavu kaadu…poyina saari ilaane tinnavu…appudu oka 2 months ayyindi normalki raavataaniki…asalu next year nunchi mana company employees ki medical insurance vaadu insure cheyyanu antunnadu…”
Ee maatalu vinna naaku edo artham chesukune timeki nenu order chesina rallu…adenahe…bread pakodi vachindi…
Oka kaali placelo koorchoni tinatam start chesaanu. Oka mukka teesukoni notlo pettukunna…anthe malli notlo pallu lekka pedithe 30 maatrame unnayi…appude artham ayyindi…score 1 for 2 ani..ade okka korukuki rendu pallu anesi…Inka ventane railway level crossing daggara unde gate ki stop pettinattu naa notiki oka stop board tagilinchukunna…
Ee matterni inthathitho vadala koodadu ani nenu ventane r. narayana murthy laaga ‘cafataria entire…daani ruche yentiro’ ani paata paadukuntoo feedback formlo oka complaint vichala vidigaa pedataam ani velthe akkada token no: 1052 ani ichaaru…already meals lo unna queue kanna ikkade peddadigaa undi…ayinaa sare wait chesi raasi vastaam ani aa queuelo nilabaddanu…
Suddengaa ekkada nuncho raghu, suredendra, rahul, shiva ani naluguru SAP consultantlu maatladukuntoo vastunnaru…
Valla conversation ilaa undi Surendra: “ Enti raghu sir…meeru companylo join aye mundu 130Kgs undevaaru..ippudu motham kalipi kooda oka 20kg unnattu leru….”
Raghu sir: “This entire credit goes to our cafeteria….inthaku mundu iron leg sastrilaa unde nenu kattani gym ledu, vellani club ledu, tiragani weight reduction centers ledu, eragani plastic surgeon ledu…ayinaa tagga ledu kadaa paigaa every two months ki pant size maarutoo undedi…alaanti nenu ivvala intha, sannagaa happygaa unnanu ante kaaranam mana cafeteria food…idi science andani adbhutam..ivvala janaalu iron leg sastri ani pilavatam maanesi edainaa iron tablets vesuko balaaniki antunnaru”…
Inthalo Siva : “ Rey..veltaamu raa…naaku client call okati undi..asale 20 mins late…maa PM ki emi cheppalo kooda artham kaavatam ledu…asale appraisal time…tedaa vasthe layoff chestaaru”
Rahul : “ Simple mama…cafetarialo juice taagaanu ani cheppu..debbaku PM emi anadu…athaniki telusu enduku neeku late ayyindo…”
Complaint iche lopala naa savanni panjaguttalo smasaanamlo suite book chesukone time ayipothundani postpone chesukoni vastunnanu…
Konthamandi Unix Administrators kottagaa vachina KICK movielo bramhanandam second half chesina scenes gurinchi discuss chesukuntoo navvukuntunnaru…Inthalo valla delivery manager vastunnadani telusukoni andaru silentgaa atununchi paaripoyyaru….
Andulo oka Unix administrator pratapni pattukoni nenu : “ enduku sir…alaa paaripotunnaru?”
Pratap: “ Maa delivery manager..parama strict…aayanaku assalu nachadu memu ilaa work egotti maatlaadukuntunte..asale severity 1 ticket edo vachindanta”…
Ilaa, athanu chebutunnado ledo, valla delivery manager, pramukha factionist ayina Maheshgaaru “kaapadandi, kaapadandi” ani arustoo akkada nunchi parigettamtam start chesaaru…
Company motham eeyanni choosi paripothunthe eeyana evarini choosi paaripotunnaro telusukovaalani aayanni aapi adigaanu “ enti sir…enduku paaripotunnaru?”
Mahesh Kumar: “ athanu…athanu” ani atu side vastunna oka manishini choopinchaadu.
Nenu: “Artham kaaledu sir, cleargaa cheppandi” .
Mahesh Kumar: “ Athanu mana cafeteria nunchi tea teesukoni vachi naaku istunnadu…adi taagithe kachitamgaa nenu oka 3 months leave pedataanu..naaku vaddani cheppi nannu kaapadavaa please”
Nenu ventane athanni aa spot nunchi tarimesaanu. Maantrikudi pranaalu chilaka lo unnattu maa delivery manager pranaalu maa cafetarialo unna tealo undani telisi mukku meeda kallu vesukunnanu.
Sare, last but not the least, cafeteria owner phone number adigi athani maatlaadutaam anukoni akkada unna staffni adigithe goda meeda poster undi…andulo chaduvukondi annaru…Posterlo matter ilaa undi
“Picha Pichagaa laavugaa unnaraa? Adhika baruvu mee samasyaa? Then contact,
Ganesh, cafeteria owner, 98660 98660”
Akkada nunchi tirigi vastunte GYMlo oka vanda mandi chaala baruvulu etti kandalu tirigina chethulatho edo practice chesukuntunnaru...
Nenu oka laavaati uncle sravanni aapi " enti sir...wrestling competitionki practiceaa" ani adigaanu.
Laavaati Sravan Uncle: " nee avva...practise ledu emi ledu...next month mana cafetaria vallu edo food festival pedutunnaru anta....daani kosame ee practice antha"
Inkaa naaku maatalu aagipoyyayi….
Moral of the Story : Anyways, ippatikainaa cheppandi maa office vallaki Guinness booklo eke chance undaa? Ledaa?
Ledu ante maatram maa officelo tea teesukoni vastaa
Paper chadavatam ayipogaane maa nanamma “era badavaa…tea temmantaava?” ani adigindi.
Nenu ye vishayamlo No cheppina ee vishayamlo cheppanu kabatti nanamma ki “ Te vey ..ade Tea “ annanu.
Ventane nanamma navvutoo vachi tea ichi “ naa bangaare…naa bujji” ani vallantha gajji patina kukkala alaa vadalakundaa pattukoni muddu cheyyatam start chesindi (entole...chinnapati nunchi nannu koncham gaarabamgaa choosukovatam aameki hobby anta).
Nannamma entha maatlaadutunna naa mindlo maatram alaanti recordlo naa peru enduku inkaa padaledu ani alochistoo tv on chesaanu….
Ventane Gemini tvlo evado okadu tube lights ni maramaraalu tinnattu, penkulanu chekodeela lekkanna tinatam, inkevaro okaame ayithe ekamgaa fanlanu chips kinda navileyatam choosanu…Appudu anipinchindi maa office lo memu kooda canteenlo tintunnamu kadaa…maa peru enduku Guinness recordsloki ekkakoodadu anesi.
Endukante, vellu ilaanti items ennainaa tinagalaru kaani guts unte maa cafetariaki vachi okka full meals tinagalaara…leru…tinte tikka patti anakapally buslo americaki veltaam antaaru ani sagarvamgaa cheppagalanu.
Inka nenu sceneloki velthe,
Adi nenu Companylo Kothagaa cherina rojullo…(Clean Shave, kotha formal dress, nethi meeda vibhudi)
HR formalities anni aypoyina taruvaatha maa HR naatho: “Projectlo repu ninnu map chestunnamu…company chuttu tirigi familiar avvu..gym, nee cubicle, ikkada work atmosphere, library anni state of art laaga untaayi”
Nenu: “ Madam….cafetaria ki daaretu? Cafetarialo food elaa untundi?”
HR : “Hello…Hello…sorry rakesh …I got an urgent call for a meeting” ani cheppi akkada nunchi goda dooki paaripoyyindi…
Sarle, MNC kadaa chaala panulu untaayile HR laki anukoni inkevarainaa old employeesni adugutaamani naa floor ki vellatam start chesaanu.
Akkada oka 1 hour work chesukoni pakkane unna Mainframes employee padmakarni adigaanu “ Sir…cafetariaki elaa vellali? Aakali danchesthundi?”
Mainframes employee padmakar mukku moosukoni “ atu edam pakkaki velli second right tirigithe vasthundi meeru adigina place” ani cheppi vomiting chesukuntoo rest room loki vellipoyyaru.
Naaku artham kaaledu….bahusaa work pressure ekkuva ayyindi and endaakaalam kadaa emi timeki tinakapovatam valla ilaa ayipoyyaremo ani jaaligaa aayana vaipu choosi cafetariaki vellanu.
Velli Menu Choosaanu
Bread Pakodi (Chinna Chinna Rallu)
Idly (Paper weightlu)
Onion Dosa (News paper with a difference)
Poorilu (Rubber Mukkalu)
Chappatilu (Chinigi poyina Cheppu mukkalu) ani undi…
Sare, bread pakodi ani order chesthunthe cafeteria owner naa vaipu jaaligaa choosi oka token chinchi naa chethilo petti freegaa oka kadupu noppi tablet ichaadu. Naaku artham kaaledu…chillara kinda edo halls istaaru, lekapothe crane okkapodi istaaru…identidi varietygaa… MNC kadaa ani sardukunnanu.
Sare ani velli token ichi order kosam weight chesthunthe inthalo oka senior .Net programmer okatanni strecherlo teesukoni veltoo oka naluguru kanipinchaaru. Inko side oka Java programmer oka lady ki valla colleagues gattigaa pattukoni nadipistoo, aame rest room ki velthe todugaa antha varaku vellatam, malli time timeki glucose ivvatam chestunnaru…
Anthalo ekkada nuncho aa .Net programmer valla manager vachi athanni “ vedhava…enni saarlu cheppinaa neeku budhi raada? Annitiki tondarenaa? Meals tinakuraa ante vinnavu kaadu…poyina saari ilaane tinnavu…appudu oka 2 months ayyindi normalki raavataaniki…asalu next year nunchi mana company employees ki medical insurance vaadu insure cheyyanu antunnadu…”
Ee maatalu vinna naaku edo artham chesukune timeki nenu order chesina rallu…adenahe…bread pakodi vachindi…
Oka kaali placelo koorchoni tinatam start chesaanu. Oka mukka teesukoni notlo pettukunna…anthe malli notlo pallu lekka pedithe 30 maatrame unnayi…appude artham ayyindi…score 1 for 2 ani..ade okka korukuki rendu pallu anesi…Inka ventane railway level crossing daggara unde gate ki stop pettinattu naa notiki oka stop board tagilinchukunna…
Ee matterni inthathitho vadala koodadu ani nenu ventane r. narayana murthy laaga ‘cafataria entire…daani ruche yentiro’ ani paata paadukuntoo feedback formlo oka complaint vichala vidigaa pedataam ani velthe akkada token no: 1052 ani ichaaru…already meals lo unna queue kanna ikkade peddadigaa undi…ayinaa sare wait chesi raasi vastaam ani aa queuelo nilabaddanu…
Suddengaa ekkada nuncho raghu, suredendra, rahul, shiva ani naluguru SAP consultantlu maatladukuntoo vastunnaru…
Valla conversation ilaa undi Surendra: “ Enti raghu sir…meeru companylo join aye mundu 130Kgs undevaaru..ippudu motham kalipi kooda oka 20kg unnattu leru….”
Raghu sir: “This entire credit goes to our cafeteria….inthaku mundu iron leg sastrilaa unde nenu kattani gym ledu, vellani club ledu, tiragani weight reduction centers ledu, eragani plastic surgeon ledu…ayinaa tagga ledu kadaa paigaa every two months ki pant size maarutoo undedi…alaanti nenu ivvala intha, sannagaa happygaa unnanu ante kaaranam mana cafeteria food…idi science andani adbhutam..ivvala janaalu iron leg sastri ani pilavatam maanesi edainaa iron tablets vesuko balaaniki antunnaru”…
Inthalo Siva : “ Rey..veltaamu raa…naaku client call okati undi..asale 20 mins late…maa PM ki emi cheppalo kooda artham kaavatam ledu…asale appraisal time…tedaa vasthe layoff chestaaru”
Rahul : “ Simple mama…cafetarialo juice taagaanu ani cheppu..debbaku PM emi anadu…athaniki telusu enduku neeku late ayyindo…”
Complaint iche lopala naa savanni panjaguttalo smasaanamlo suite book chesukone time ayipothundani postpone chesukoni vastunnanu…
Konthamandi Unix Administrators kottagaa vachina KICK movielo bramhanandam second half chesina scenes gurinchi discuss chesukuntoo navvukuntunnaru…Inthalo valla delivery manager vastunnadani telusukoni andaru silentgaa atununchi paaripoyyaru….
Andulo oka Unix administrator pratapni pattukoni nenu : “ enduku sir…alaa paaripotunnaru?”
Pratap: “ Maa delivery manager..parama strict…aayanaku assalu nachadu memu ilaa work egotti maatlaadukuntunte..asale severity 1 ticket edo vachindanta”…
Ilaa, athanu chebutunnado ledo, valla delivery manager, pramukha factionist ayina Maheshgaaru “kaapadandi, kaapadandi” ani arustoo akkada nunchi parigettamtam start chesaaru…
Company motham eeyanni choosi paripothunthe eeyana evarini choosi paaripotunnaro telusukovaalani aayanni aapi adigaanu “ enti sir…enduku paaripotunnaru?”
Mahesh Kumar: “ athanu…athanu” ani atu side vastunna oka manishini choopinchaadu.
Nenu: “Artham kaaledu sir, cleargaa cheppandi” .
Mahesh Kumar: “ Athanu mana cafeteria nunchi tea teesukoni vachi naaku istunnadu…adi taagithe kachitamgaa nenu oka 3 months leave pedataanu..naaku vaddani cheppi nannu kaapadavaa please”
Nenu ventane athanni aa spot nunchi tarimesaanu. Maantrikudi pranaalu chilaka lo unnattu maa delivery manager pranaalu maa cafetarialo unna tealo undani telisi mukku meeda kallu vesukunnanu.
Sare, last but not the least, cafeteria owner phone number adigi athani maatlaadutaam anukoni akkada unna staffni adigithe goda meeda poster undi…andulo chaduvukondi annaru…Posterlo matter ilaa undi
“Picha Pichagaa laavugaa unnaraa? Adhika baruvu mee samasyaa? Then contact,
Ganesh, cafeteria owner, 98660 98660”
Akkada nunchi tirigi vastunte GYMlo oka vanda mandi chaala baruvulu etti kandalu tirigina chethulatho edo practice chesukuntunnaru...
Nenu oka laavaati uncle sravanni aapi " enti sir...wrestling competitionki practiceaa" ani adigaanu.
Laavaati Sravan Uncle: " nee avva...practise ledu emi ledu...next month mana cafetaria vallu edo food festival pedutunnaru anta....daani kosame ee practice antha"
Inkaa naaku maatalu aagipoyyayi….
Moral of the Story : Anyways, ippatikainaa cheppandi maa office vallaki Guinness booklo eke chance undaa? Ledaa?
Ledu ante maatram maa officelo tea teesukoni vastaa
Friday, May 8, 2009
Just waiting for You to call me
A relationship bring expectations. When those aren't met in our minds, our minds can become confused, Our eyes get dried, Our heart starts bleeding. This article is all about the frustrations and how stuck someone feels when they are waiting for that single call from someone SPECIAL…
I am still waiting for that call…
I pray it will happen, but I don't know when. You're so far away from me.
I am still waiting for that call…
When the night is dark and words are few, I sit by the window and think of you. With all my heart, wish you were here…
I am still waiting for that call…
I'm still waiting on my toes. Holding every breath, not thinking twice. Time is going so slow, its not flying.
I am still waiting for that call…
I'm holding on with all that I've got. My body's growing weak, but my heart is not. I cry myself to sleep wondering when you are going to call.
I am still waiting for that call…
No matter what I do or where I go, I always end up in a bind. The reason for that, you are always on my mind.
I am still waiting for that call…
Remembering all our happy times, But deep inside I am not really happy cos another day passed by without your call.
I am still waiting for that call…
feeling very lonely, When I look at the world around me, A guy passing by with a girl by his side,And there is no one beside me.
I am still waiting for that call…
Though I face the world with a smile, no one knows what is hid inside. They see only happiness, they cant see the tears I've cried.
I am still waiting for that call…
Sitting in this quiet place. Just waiting for you to notice that I’ve been sitting hereWaitingWaiting for YOUWaiting for you to notice me
Why do you pretend like I don't matter to you, when you're all that matter to me?
It is another day when you haven't called all day. I have no way of reaching you. Besides waiting for your call what else can I do? A call is all it can take to awaken me from an awful dream.
I still have my key board in my hand and am still waiting for your call. With memories still fresh and thoughts all of you this story is still incomplete. It needs your touch and fragrance. It needs a HELLO from your side.
Moral of the Story: We never know what we have until we have lost it. Yet in a time so short they just slip away And we're left with the feeling of lonelinessAnd the urge to yell "I miss you, come back!" So when you still have them Tell them you love them. Show them you care. Don't wait till the next day
I am still waiting for that call…
I pray it will happen, but I don't know when. You're so far away from me.
I am still waiting for that call…
When the night is dark and words are few, I sit by the window and think of you. With all my heart, wish you were here…
I am still waiting for that call…
I'm still waiting on my toes. Holding every breath, not thinking twice. Time is going so slow, its not flying.
I am still waiting for that call…
I'm holding on with all that I've got. My body's growing weak, but my heart is not. I cry myself to sleep wondering when you are going to call.
I am still waiting for that call…
No matter what I do or where I go, I always end up in a bind. The reason for that, you are always on my mind.
I am still waiting for that call…
Remembering all our happy times, But deep inside I am not really happy cos another day passed by without your call.
I am still waiting for that call…
feeling very lonely, When I look at the world around me, A guy passing by with a girl by his side,And there is no one beside me.
I am still waiting for that call…
Though I face the world with a smile, no one knows what is hid inside. They see only happiness, they cant see the tears I've cried.
I am still waiting for that call…
Sitting in this quiet place. Just waiting for you to notice that I’ve been sitting hereWaitingWaiting for YOUWaiting for you to notice me
Why do you pretend like I don't matter to you, when you're all that matter to me?
It is another day when you haven't called all day. I have no way of reaching you. Besides waiting for your call what else can I do? A call is all it can take to awaken me from an awful dream.
I still have my key board in my hand and am still waiting for your call. With memories still fresh and thoughts all of you this story is still incomplete. It needs your touch and fragrance. It needs a HELLO from your side.
Moral of the Story: We never know what we have until we have lost it. Yet in a time so short they just slip away And we're left with the feeling of lonelinessAnd the urge to yell "I miss you, come back!" So when you still have them Tell them you love them. Show them you care. Don't wait till the next day
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Vaddu Baabu Ee COST CUTTUNG
Nidure Kala ayinadi…Kalaye Nijamainadi…
ani windows mediaplayer version 11 lo paata vasthundi…
abba…Harris Jayaraj Kekagaa kottadu music anukuntoo unna time naa mobile phone nannu pilichindi…
Phone side choosthe colleague okadi peru kanipinchindi…ee timelo vaadi call enti ani lift chesaa.
Colleague: “ Mama…oka 15K kaavali urgentgaa…”
Nenu: “ Deniki raa…ayinaa 2 days back kadaa salary vachindi…”
Colleague: “ Mama…em cheppanu…COMMITMENTS alaantivi…ee month nunchi koddigaa Cost Cutting cheyyalani anukuntunna”
Nenu: “Sare raa vachi teesukoni po…but nenu kooda oka 5K ivvagalanu”…
Colleague: “ Thanks mama…edo okatile…repu aapislo collect chesukuntaa…”
Ee maata cheppi phone pettesaadu and nenu gaaliloki choosthe USHA fan kanipinchatam ledu…Cost Cutting ane padam kanipisthundi…
Naaku Home Loan ledu…Personal Loan ledu…Education Loan ledu…Vaachi poyina thalli…lechipoyina chelli…ilaanti rhyming kastaalu ledu…
but ippudu joblo edo recession antunnarugaa COMMITMENTS lekapoyinaa koddigaa Cost-Cutting chesukuntaamani anukuntoo News Paper Tepinchukovatam Maanesi aapislo chaduvukuntaamani decide chesukoni next day aa paper boy tho cheppanu….
Appudu aa paperboy meeru maanesthe nenu naa college feesni Cost Cutting Chesukovaali annadu…
Mari, vaadu college fees pay cheyyakapothe collegeki money raadu kabatti vallu principal ki salarylo Cost Cutting Chestaaru…
Mari principalki salary raakapothe aayana valla koothuri pelliki katnamlo Cost Cutting Chestaaru…
Mari Principal katnamlo Cost Cutting chesthe Valla alludu book chesina WagonR Cancel Chesukuntaadu…Daanitho Marketing executive Vijayki Incentiveslo Cost Cutting vasthundi….
Mari Incentiveslo Cost Cutting chesthe, Vijay Room Rentlo Ownerki Cost Cutting Chestaadu…
Mari Rent Takkuva Vasthe aa inti Owner ICICI Home loan ki Cost Cutting chestaadu…
ICICI Home Loans recover cheyyakapothe Avi vaati Employees Salarylo Cost Cutting Chestoo konni branch managersni remove chestaaru…
Alaa Remove ayina Sundaram ane bank Manager Valla kodukuki T20 Cricket match choodakundaa aa ticketni Cost Cutting chestaadu…
Ilaa Chaala Managers cost cutting chese sariki ganguly, tendulkar valla franchises ki amount lo Cost Cutting avuthundi…
So, Vallaki stadiumslo janaalu lekapothe sponsers invest chesina amount waste ayipoyyi Sony, LG laanti electronic giants antha Cost Cutting chesukoni andarini remove chestaaru…
Alaa remove ayina vallu money ICICI Home loans pay cheyyaru kabatti malli ICICI vallu koddi mandini remove chesi Cost Cutting chestaaru and alaa paina jarigindi antha looplo chaduvukondi oka 10 times…
Inni Cost Cutting timelo tendulkar bat irigipothundi kabatti kotha bat tepinchukokundaa Cost Cutting cheyyatam start chestaadu…
Alaa tendulkar bats teppichukovatam ledu kabatti pakistanlo bats tayaaru chese company Cost Cutting ani cheppi valla employees ni remove chesthundi….
Alaa pakistanlo ICICI Pakistan banklo vallu home loans and personal loans pay cheyyaru kabatti akkada kooda inka managersni Cost Cutting chestaaru
And alaa pakistanlo ardhika maandyam start ayi alaa Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and whole middle eastlo continue avuthundi cost cutting….
So, valla meeda war chestaamani anukunna Obama Vimaanam middle eastlo land cheyyagaane puncture ayipothundi…mari puncture vese vaadini airlines vallu 2 days backe Cost Cutting kinda remove chesaaru…
So, alaa akkada vachina 30 planes kooda puncture ayyi undipothundi…so, aa employees ki work ledu kabatti US defence vallu Cost Cutting kinda valla employees ni remove chesaaru…
Inka remove ayina vallu akkada valla loans anni teerchaka malli looplo Cost cutting repeat avuthundi…
So, alaa whole countryki ardhika maandyam touch ayyesariki Inka migiledi muggure…Nenu, chaduvutunna meeru and Obama…
Inka dabbulu ekkada nunchi raakapoyyesariki presidentki antha salary ichukolekha Obamani cost cutting chestaaru….
Inka migilindi manam iddarame…So, inni kastalu kalla mundu kanipinchinappudu meeru prapanchaani save cheyyagala avakaasam undi…so please okka pani cheyyandi….maa news paper vesevaadu kanipisthe repati nunchi naaku news paper veyyamani cheppandi….
Moral of the Story: Nenu Cost Cutting cheyyatam start chesthe chaala kastaalu vastunnayi…so, don’t save money...spend it…
Saturday, January 17, 2009
ATM – Any Time Munchesthundi
31st December’08 [Andaru New Year Kosam eduru choose roju and inkaa ekkuva mandi salaries kosam eduru choose roju]
8:38 PM [ Pubslo antha DJ’s ready ayipoyyaru, TV lo mee spandana enti ani adage anchors antha ready ayipoyina time]
Ching ani sound vachindi…
Message vachindani choosi mobile side choosanu. Salary padindani decide chesukoni oka smile smilukuntoo choosaa.
“Your benefit validity of RC94 will expire tomorrow. Recharge with RC94 and call all Local mobiles@ 60 ps / min “ ani undi…
Vallantha ippude vijaya oil lo munchi teesina mirapa bajjila kaalindi.
Aa service provider edurugaa unte peter Haynes fight directionlo, sai kumar dialogs tho, A.R. Rahman background scorelo oka secenelo villainni kotte level kottalanipinchindi. Kaani em chestaam, daaniki budget ledu ani naa violence ki silence cheppi ching ane sound kosam eduru choosa…
Tring…Tring…ani mobile ring ayyindi…
Phone side choosanu.
Anuhya ani display ayyindi…
Kallalo night time bed light elaa velugutundo, Christmas roju star elaa brightgaa untundo anta brightgaa ayipoyyindi naa face.
Pavan kalayanlaa egurutoo call lift chesaanu “ Hello Anuhya”
Anuhya: “Hi Rakesh…Entraa ivvala night plan…are we going out or not? Edo okati confirm cheyya raa…parents ki cheppali nenu friendstho kalisi Sai baba gudiki vellali ani”.
Nenu [Mindlo inkaa salary raaledu, loan mela.com ichevaadu evaru ledu ]: “Anuhya just 15 mins ivvu…am in traffic….emi vinipinchatam ledu…will call you back” ani cheppi phone pettesaanu.
Sare, inko 23 mins and 36 secs wait chesi appatiki salary rakapothe evarini adutaamu ani naa mindlo unna googleloan.com lo search kottanu…
Your search for loan has found three hits.
1. Nanna
2. Amma and
3. Edurinti Sundar Uncle ani vachindi
Nannani party ki dabbu adugutaamu ante aayana paatika prasnalu adigi paavuganta class peeki buddhigaa koorchoni undu intlo antaaru
Ammani party ki dabbu adugutaamu ante enduku raa friends andarini intiki rammanu….kammagaa paayasam, pulihora, perugannam kalipi chesi istaa…ikkade tini andaru bhakti channelo bhagawan jeeva karunaya parama hamsa sookthi mukthavali program choostoo en chakka enjoy cheyyandi antundi…deeni kante nanna peeke paavuganta classe better anukunna.
Inka finalgaa Sundar uncle eeyana money adighithe istaadu gaani malli time ki ivvakapothe jeevithaani ichina parents, jeethani iche maa company, jeernam kosam tablets ichina doctor kante neechaathi neechamgaa titti ear lo ear drops vestaadu and eyes lo eye drops veyyakundaane tears teppistaadu…
Inka naa aatma vachi LITE TEESUKO ani cheppindi…inkaa enni saarlu ee jeevithamlo lite teesukovaali ani anukuntoo unna timelo Ching ani sound vachindi.
Edaarilo Neelu unnattu, naa gftho eppudu godava lekundaa friendlygaa unnatu, maa nanne naa daggariki idigo 10,000 rs spend chesuko annatu idi kooda brahmele ane feelingthone phone vaipu choosanu.
“Your account has been credited with 37,678 rupees. Your account balance is 37,684 INR” ane message undi.
Inkante…Naa happinesski boundaries and sixers ledu. Elaanti strong borderni ayinaa daati vellipoye antha happy.co.in ayipoyyindi. Central vallu happiness sale pettinappudu naa faceni use chesukovachu displayki.
Ventane 0.23 secs kooda waste cheyyakundaa anuhyaki call chesaanu.
Nenu: “ Hai Anuhya…Sorry indaaka trafficlo unnanu. I couldn’t hear you properly. New year kadaa…bayatiki veltaam ivvala night. Taj banjaralo edo program undi. Why don’t we go there?”
Anuhya: “ Oh Ok Ok…you think of some different place. Nenu inko 15 minslo ready ayipotaanu and nuvvu vachi nannu pick up chesuko. By 10 o clock nenu maa street end lo unna mallesh provisions pakkana green grasslo red dress vesukoni black goggles pettukoni wait chestoo untaa…”
Nenu: “ Ok…Ok….We will go to the same place…but varietygaa restaurentki veltaam…calmga untundi…pleasant music…janaalu ekkuvagaa undaru…am putting the phone down…”
Ilaa Cheppi, Kushilo pawan kalyan laaga, Athadu Mahesh babu laa, Bommarillu lo siddarthalaa feel ayyi, ready ayyi, domala mandu kotte municipality valla la vollantha perfume kottukoni bandi kick kotti 34 kmph speedlo velli green grass daggara red dress lo gold chain vesukoni unna anuhya daggariki vellanu.
Tholi Premalo Keerthy reddylaa, Bommarillulo Genelia la, Pokirilo Ileana laa kanipinchandi naa kallaki [ Readers, meeru kooda naa kallathone choodandi…alaane kanipisthundi]
Anuhya bandi ekkindi and we started going towards Banjara Hills. Maa placeni reach ayyamu. Bandi keys ichi valet parking cheyyamani cheppanu.
Taruvaatha, we went into the restaurant. Waiter order teesukovataaniki vachi oka smile smilaadu. Aa smile choosthe maa PM work ichinappudu nenu navve navvuki same to same undi…
Nenu: “ Mee hotel lo costliest item ento cheppu? “
Waiter : “ Shinaav Dham mixed with olives from mexico, breeetles from Switzerland, cherries from Norway and kukus from new Zealand” antoo edo pedda list cheppadu…
Manakemi artham kaaledu… but red dress lo gold chain vesukoni black goggles pettukunna anuhya mundu naa paruvu pothundi anesi…
Nenu: “Yummy….ikkada mouth watering…get me two plates of that and two ice creams”…
Order cheyyagaane waiter same to same smile ichi vellipoyyadu…
Nenu: “ Anuhya…Bowling lo Brett lee…Fightinglo Bruce Lee…Jeans lo Lee elaano restaurentslo idi chaala famous…I just love this place”
Anuhya: “ Nee taste manchi tastele raa….nannu select cheskunnapude artham ayyindi nee taste is kevvu keka “.
Inthalo, waiter vachi maa order serve chesaadu…romanticgaa iddaru looks look kalipi, mukkulo mukku kalipithe baagundadu kabatti handlo hand kalipi choosukuntoo vaadu techina orderni mellagaa tinatam start chesaamu…
Inthalo 12 o clock ayipoyyindi…as usual, iddaram loose motion laanti emotiontho andarilaane manam eppatiki ilaane kalisi untaamu…ante ee hotel lo ani kaadu..ekkada unna ilaa untaamu…thank almighty for ninnu kalisinanduku and neetho kalisi nike salelo konna cheppulu side lo remove chesi 7 steps nadiche avakaasam provide chesinanduku ani cheppukunnamu.
Time 1:23 AM [happy new year hangama ayipoyyindi, roadslor drunkard drivers ni police catch chese timelo]
Maa waiter vachaadu.
“Sir…would you like to order something or shall I get the bill prepared? “
Nenu Red dress lo gold chain vesukoni black goggles pettukuna anuhyatho: “ Bill cheppana leka inkaa emaina order chestaama?”
Anuhya: “ Rakesh…chaalu raa…neetho unnanugaa…ade kadupu nindi poyyindi…inkaa intiki kooda velle time ayyindi raa…”
Nenu: “ We are done with. Get the Bill” ani purselo unna ICICI ATM Card ni touch chesukuntoo tip kinda oka 200 rupees pedatama lekha 195 saripothundaa ani alochistoo unna…
Waiter brought the bill and nenu oka look vesukunna…Rupees 3,576 only ani undi…
Nenu: “ Intenaa…Anuhya nuvvu emi tinaledu…you are still feeling shy” ani cheppi I gave the card to the waiter…
Oka five minutes taruvaatha Waiter vachaadu “ Sir…Mee ATM ni recognize cheyyatam ledu…Balance Ledaa? “
Nenu [Hurted]: :Balance lekapovatam eviti…Mee swipe machine work kaavatam ledu ani cheppu….ilaanti cheap tricks play cheyyodu…swipe it again”…
Waiter Malli vachaadu and told me the same thing.
Naaku tension started. Mobile lo check chesaa message correctgaane choosaana? Ledaa? Ani.. Message correctgaane undi.
Sare Card okasaari teesukoni raa annanu.
Card Choosanu whether I brought the same card or some other.
Card side choodagaane shocked.
Card meeda zoom in chesi choosthe
“VALID FROM 11/03 to 12/08” ani undi….
Oh my god…Naa card just 2 hours back expire ayipoyyindaa….
Kantiki kanipinchani pancha butalu gali,niru,nippu,bumi,akasam aytey kanipinchey a aaroo butamey ra ee waiter annatto vaadi looks...
Ee time naa googleloan.com cheppi teesukoni vache time kooda ledu….
Inka, red dress lo gold chain vesukoni black goggles pettukunna anuhya chaala tensedgaa undi….
Nenu best waiter of the year award kosam waiter work chestaamani decide ayyanu and anuhya ni choodagaane gold chain ane word naa mindlo echo ayyindi…
Daani worth around 15,000 INR untundi…
Sare daanini waiter ki ichi repu vachi collect chesukuntaam ani cheppi return ayyamu nenu and my red dress lo black goggles pettukoni unna naa anuhya….
Naa Manasulo Repu archies ki velli sorry greeting card konaala lekapothe ICICI bank ki velli card ni renew chesukovaala ani alochistoo unnau…
Mee answer ICICI ayithe mee commentslo ZTA ani type chesi SPACE ichi ICICI ani type cheyyandi ledante ARCHIES ani type cheyyandi….
Moral Of the Story: “ Eppudaina GFtho velletappudu make sure your ATM card is not expired and make sure edo oka gold item pettukonidi….”
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